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sabon: who changed my name??
#1 Brit: Alejandro did mate
lady Gaga: I did lol
sabon: I hate you all
roody: even me :'( ?
sabon: not you <3 u mAh bebe :3
roody: <3
sabon: <3
Spirit: stfu all of you.
sabon: make me lol
#1 Brit: in front of my salad?
spirit: I'll make you run 5 laps sergeant.
sabon: so you can see me drenched in sweat? :P ur a perv sir
Spirit: I'm done with the conversation now.
Spirit leave the group.
#1 Brit: I'm gay
sabon: we know Kyle
roody: so are we but we aren't making announcements ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
lady gaga: gay for price that's who
#1 Brit: fuck u Alejandro and it's not him
lady gaga: who then?
#1 Brit: I have the right to remain silent according to the law
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Sabon added König and Horangi
Sabon changed König's name to Tall boi
Sabon change Horangi's name to tiger uwu
Sabon: hello boys
tiger uwu: fuck you soap, wtf is this name
tall boi: hello, may I ask what this group is for?
roody: oh shit, are u könig? @tall boi
tall boi: yes roody?
roody: @sabon Mierda, ¿¡es enorme!?
sabon: I know, the person who's going to have him is so luckyyy
roody: not only is he tall but he's probably gifted in other places too :p
lady Gaga: roody!!!
lady Gaga: am I not enough 🥺?
roody:I'm just admiring!! He's one pretty good looking guy!
lady gaga: hm.. I can see it
tall boi: ah thank you :-)
tiger uwu: don't talk about him like that :/ that's weird asf lol
tall boi: it's okay tiger !
tiger uwu: don't call me that >:(
sabon: @roody ಠಿ_ಠ check pm
roody: 👍
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my lil rudie🥺
Rudy: what's up??
soap: I think horangi likes könig!!
Rudy: what? Nah he's probably just protecting the guy
Rudy: I heard he's got a girlfriend back in Korea
soap: bullshit
soap: he's pretty gay ngl
Rudy: -_- soap
soap: what?
Rudy: y'know assuming someone's sexual preference is bad
soap: take a look at this
Rudy: ?
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Horangi: stop talking about him like that, that's fucking weird dude. Don't talk about him like hes a fucking object.
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Rudy: or he's just protecting his friend :)
Soap: not just that
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Horangi: stay the fuck away from him or I'll tell ghost about your unprofessional feelings for your superior officer. Don't try me MacTavish, I'll do it if you don't fucking stop.
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roody: okay, he's gay, what do you want us to do??
soap: operation make all ships sail!!
roody: ohhh sure