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Part 1 of Every Fandom is Better With Dinosaurs
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Needs More Dinosaurs!
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2010-01-03
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Big Damn Dinosaurs, Sir

Summary:

Um, aha, what it says on the tin.

Notes:

It helps if you imagine this dino a la Jurassic Park's velociraptors (based on Deinonychus, questionably classed in the genus Velociraptor) rather than as cute little guys with feathers and whatnot (who would probably still EAT YOUR FACE).

Transcendenza wrote an awesome sequel, 'Till the Fat Lady Sings. Heh.

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

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It looked like a dinosaur. It had a narrow head full of very sharp teeth. Mal reckoned it planned to eat his face.

"Zoe...is that what I think it is?"

"Dinosaur, sir. Big damn dinosaur."

Next to Mal River murmured, "Dinosaur. Order Saurischia, Family Dromaeosauridae, Deinonychus antirrhopus."

The dinosaur's leg muscles bunched ominously. Mal shrugged and shot it. The dinosaur fell over with a keening noise and twitched a bit.

"He was obeying his biological imperatives," River said, with a reproachful look.

"Yeah, to eat us," Mal said. "I'm upset. I really am."

"Mmm," River said. "Velociraptors hunt in packs."

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