Chapter Text
Adam Met, Jack Met, and Ryan Met had just started the meet and greet after playing a show in Kouh, Japan when 5 people came up to them, Rias Gremory, Akeno Himejima, Koneko Toujou, Kiba Yuuto, and Asia Argento.
They found their friends, and they had a look of disappointment on their faces.
As Kiba said,
This started a stampede to the stage.
The ringmaster started to clap, and they entered the stage, still clueless as to what was going on.
"You are here because you have won the grand tournament."
Rias continued.
"You will now receive your championship belts."
The belts started to appear.
"These are your championship belts."
Rias continued, holding out a three inch diameter belt.
It was no longer the normal color.
The black was now completely gone, replaced by the pure white of a very high quality medal.
"Kiba, will you accept the honor of giving this to the next champion?"
Rias asked.
"I will be honored."
Kiba said as he accepted the belt.
"Rias, how about I take your..."
Ryan cuts them off.
"This is nice and all but..."
Jack continues Ryan's train of thought.
"HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW WE JUST PLAYED?!"
"I was actually wondering where the AI would have gone next. Alas, due to Ryan, we will never know."
Adam states while striking a thought provoking pose.
"That sucks" Ryan sarcastically exclaims.
Rias just grits her teeth and stares at Ryan.
She then turns and looks at her three friends.
"Umm guys.
I hope you don't mind me volunteering myself."
"K"
Said a voice.
There was a curtain on the stage, revealing the tall and lean figure of Rias Gremory.
"That is a little... inappropriate, Rias.
We are supposed to be talking about the new season.
"No, this is a meet and greet for OUR show"
Jack blurted out, obviously pissed.
Rias glares at Jack and Jack gulps and backs off.
Rias turns to the three.
"If you'll follow me."
She then led them into the back area.
Rias has been with Satsuki since she was 6.
Kiba and Yuki
"Wait. WHO THE FUCK ARE SATSUKI AND YUKI!"
Johnny yells out while breaking the 4th wall.
Everyone laughed and looked back at him.
Johnny was sweating from his anger.
"I am sorry.
It's just that I didn't know Satsuki was your little sister.
I mean I've seen the two of you together in magazines and stuff but I didn't know you were related."
Adam states to Johnny.
"Anyways, who the fuck are you?"
Adam says in his fake British accent.
Johnny and everyone else in the room, just chuckled.
Adam finally realizes he was in the middle of something and continues his thought.
"Anyways, who the fuck is this guy, Adam?
Why are all the producers here, and what the fuck are these?"
Adam question as he points at some poor guy's shoes.
"Oh, I'm just the guy who force y'all into this hell hole."
Johnny states with 0 care in his voice, while eating a hand gun he pulled out of fuck knows.
"Have you seen this guy yet?"
Johnny asked while walking towards the guy.
The guy then turned his head, looking at Johnny with a look of recognition.
"Awww, you must be Johnny B. Goode.
I'm Neils."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?"
Adam screams.
The rest of the people in the room, including Johnny, just kept laughing.
"We're not.
We're screwing with him.
"Adam says in a deep, southern accent, turning to the stunned Neils.
"Then I'll show you faking!"
Adam says while shooting Neils.
"YEAH!"
A few others in the room yelled.
"You... look beautiful, Kyo"
Mystic.
"This is unfortunate but it cannot be helped.
Since it's my fault"
"Wait. Where is Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Kiba, Asia, Adam, Jack, and Ryan?"
Questioned Ioudai.
"Akeno got stuck with us because she came without a partner, Akeno is someone who has a huge fan base so her fans can go watch this... meet and greet."
Ioudai replies.
"Where is Kiba and Ryan?"
Questioned Yugi.
"I'm not going to ruin everyone's day, I'll see them later."
"Well I'll tell you this right now, you two have to fight in the middle of the room.
Nobody can see it, it's just a training session.
I won't even expect you to stick around afterwards, and remember, we're not going to the sit down interview afterwards, we're going straight to the first taping.
"Both Kiba and Ryan are taking training classes to prepare themselves for the big fight against the Ultimate
Creator."
Kiba responds.
"That's right Kiba and Ryan, you've got to prepare yourselves for this"
Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Kiba, Asia, Adam, Jack, and Ryan appear out of nowhere.
"I don't like fighting with people I don't know."
Rias says while holding her two swords.
"And I don't like you."
"So you say"
Kiba is almost ready to attack.
His body's arms are near his hands
"Yes that's how arm's work also where's Johnny"
Adam, Jack and Ryan ask while looking around.
"Gone"
"Good"
"Yeah he's not here and that's a great way to start a fight"
Asia is getting very worried about the fight.
"Can I have a minute with the group?"
Ioudai asks, looking at the audience.
Everyone goes away and Kiba and Koneko are about to start their battle.
"You two might be the best fighters in the world but both of you can go hit, and after I destroyed a few houses I lost my temper, we are the AJR Brothers."
Adam, Jack, and Ryan say while tying them all up in G Strings. From old Bass Guitars. (What were you thinking? Fucking Perv)
"Alright you two, close your eyes and concentrate" Rias says.
Koneko opens her eyes but doesn't move.
Kiba lets his left arm out and hits Koneko.
The next hit is followed by another.
"BJ" is played by Rias and Koneko stays in the same spot.
The last two hits are countered and Koneko gets up.
"Again Kiba. We have to
trust one another."
Rias says while slapping Kiba.
"Yes Ma'am"
Koneko lets his left arm out and Kiba follows suit.
The next hit is followed by the final one.
Kiba, Koneko, and Kiba attack at the same time.
The end.
"Thirsty" is played and Kiba and Koneko start their fight.
"Yes Ma'am"
"Hahaha you two just look like puppies."
Rias laughs.
She then sees that both of them are struggling.
They do a few hits and Kiba gets Koneko to the ground.
"Concentrate Kiba"
But all Kiba can think of is how great the lyrics of AJR's "Thirsty", currently being played by Adam, Jack, and Ryan as background music, are.
Kiba, Koneko, and Kiba attack together and Koneko nearly gets Kiba to the ground.
But Kiba is too fast for her and he lands on his back.
Kiba, however, doesn't stay down.
"Again, Kiba."
Adam, Jack, and Ryan do a few attacks.
Kiba and Koneko dodge and attack back at the same time, both of them getting each other into a full clinch.
"Okay let's calm down, okay Kiba"
Koneko finally lets her left arm go and Kiba knocks Koneko to the ground.
"Now both of you let go and focus on your next attacks"
Kiba gets to his knees and Koneko stands up, still trying to get up.
"Now you Kiba"
"Yes Ma'am"
Kiba and Koneko go back to fighting.
"So very charismatic and your presence is the only thing that keeps me going everyday"
Rias is amazed by Kiba's charisma.
"But you both just look like puppies"
Rias is taken by Koneko's beauty.
"Now let's continue. Concentrate Kiba"
Kiba focuses while Koneko does the same.
All of a sudden Kiba starts to lose his focus and Koneko uses this moment to start vibin' to Thirsty by AJR, which is still playing and has been playing since the start of the "fight".
Adam, Jack, and Ryan begin to laugh and even the audience at this point is cheering.
Rias, who is seeing Koneko, Kiba, and Kiba's budding relationship, laughs along.
"Great chapter guys."
"And Jack, if you want to hear another chapter to "Thirsty" along with a little history lesson I believe your OTP is gonna explode soon"
From Kiba and Koneko. From their fight scene.
Jack, Adam, and Rias are question how and why the fuck Johnny is back, and Rias has an idea.
"Adam, my man, where did Johnny go? Why hasn't he showed up yet?"
"In the present, I can only imagine. If we really want to know, I guess we'll have to wait for the next chapter of my OTP"
At that moment the ring is the setting.
Koneko and Kiba are fighting and Koneko's vibes are taken by a certain song, which happens to be the opening for her new single.
"Kiba! Koneko! STOP FUCKING FIGHTING! WE'RE TEACHING THE AI THE WRONG THING!!!"
fuck you, Adam Jack, Ryan, Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Kiba, and Asia are now at pizza.
Kiba is getting annoyed by Koneko's new song.
"Kiba"
Kiba's fuse and hand are blown off.
"Damn! You two fucking ripped my hands off!!"
"Oh yeah? What was that!"
Kiba punches Koneko, who is on the ground, knocking her to the ground.
He then checks on the other two.
"Kiba, where are they?"
Kiba looks around and see that they have begun fighting with new partners.
"If they can't fight with you... Let's try something else. Okay let's try something from..."
"Don't use the goddamn kiddie porn song anymore, the AI would blow up!"
"Wait, are you talking about 'Thirsty'? That song I picked.
"THRISTY IS A GODLY SONG!!!"
Johnny yells as he takes Kiba's liver.
Johnny looks over to Koneko.
"If you don't stop fighting, this will happen to you"
Koneko slowly nods while backing down.
Johnny and Koneko fight. Kiba watches from a distance with a grin on his face.
"She looks like someone who can go toe to toe with someone like me. Well, I know what I can do for her. You know Kiba, the three of us might actually have a chance to be together"
"Mmm I know, I just don't want to see you hurting her. If it's because you are in love with her, then be my guest. But I am not."
"Kiba. Fuck off"
Johnny said to Kiba.
"Looks like someone has a crush"
"perhaps"
Adam, Jack, and Ryan, tried of what ever the hell this is, decided to release their secret weapon. Thirsty Pt. II.
Everyone gets hypnotized due to how GOATed the song is and everyone stops fighting The End.
Maybe?