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Rachel started a new chat
Rachel added Finn, Puck, Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Mike, Tina, Kurt, Blaine, Mercedes, Sam, and Artie
Rachel named the chat "The New Directions <3"
Rachel: Hey guys!!! I wanted to start a chat so we can talk about setlists, practices, song ideas, and any other Glee Club related topics!
Kurt: Rachel, I hate to break it to you but putting all of us in a chat together is not going to be as productive as you hope
Quinn: Yeah, Rach, it's a good idea but it's not gonna happen
Tina: Sorry babes
Rachel: Guys!! Come on! You don't think we have the ability to be productive?
Kurt: No
Blaine: No
Finn: No
Puck: No
Quinn: No
Brittany: Nope
Santana: no
Mike: No
Tina: No
Sam: No
Mercedes: Yeah, sorry Rachel
Mercedes: But at least we can all talk to each other outside of school now!
Kurt: Yeah, the chat definitely isn't a waste!!
Blaine: We'll definitely still talk in it!
Quinn: We already are
Rachel: Thanks guys!
Rachel: But I still think we'll be able to use this for productivity!
Kurt: If you say so, Rach
Puck renamed the chat "The Nude erections"
Puck: Much better ngl
Finn: lol
Puck: Thanks for the enthusiatic support
Finn: You're welcome
Rachel: Noah!
Puck: Rachel!
Puck: Also, not my name
Kurt: Isn't it though?
Finn: Not if he doesn't want you to call him that :/
Puck: Thanks Finny
Kurt: But, it's still your name, right?
Rachel: Your real name is Noah! Why wouldn't I call you that?
Tina: Maybe because he literally asked as all to call him something else?
Rachel: Still not his name!
Artie: Okay, and?
Artie: Bro, just respect what people wanna be called
Brittany: It's legit not that hard
Santana: yeah, fr
Puck: Santana's a softie apparently
Mike: Not really soft to defend someone's comfort tho
Finn: Yeah, it's just common respect
Finn: to defend, support, and protect people's wishes
Finn: Let yourself be defended
Finn: Okay, Puck
Puck: Okay
Puck: Thanks again Finny
Puck: and everyone
Finn: Of course
Blaine: You deserve to feel comfortable and safe here
Kurt: Of course you do Puck
Kurt: I would really like to apologize
Kurt: I was genuinely asking what your real first name was. For some reason, I thought that you guys were saying Rachel got it wrong. I didn't realize that the name made you uncomfortable. I am deeply sorry for bringing it up and backing Rachel up
Kurt: Everyone deserves to feel safe and okay here
Puck: Thanks Kurt
Puck: But, it's okay
Puck: You didn't know, don't worry about it
Puck: And, I'm fine guys but thanks for worrying
Finn: I'm always going to make sure you're okay
Puck: I know
Mercedes: Rachel's being real quiet
Tina: Yeah, I noticed that too
Puck: Guys, please drop it
Santana; on that note
Santana: can we go back to the part where you called Hudson "Finny"
Brittany: So cute!!
Mercedes: Yeah, that was adorable
Quinn; Did you guys never notice that before???
Quinn: They literally do that all the time
Quinn: They are so close, it's so cute
Finn: Guys
Finn: Why do I feel so embarrassed it's not like you're making fun of me
Sam: Because toxic masculinity is a bitch
Blaine: Yeah, it's rough fs
Kurt: Men aren't usually used to being allowed to be vulnerable
Artie: Definitely not
Mercedes: Well, men of Glee
Mercedes: Consider this your formal invitation to be a vulnerable as you want/need to be whenever
Tina: Yeah, of course
Tina: This is a safe space for EVERYONE'S emotions
Rachel: Even mine?
Santana: what are you even talking about
Rachel: You guys spent 20 minutes talking about how wrong it was for me to say Noah instead of Puck
Finn: Rachel
Finn: Stop saying it
Rachel: See!!!!
Mercedes: That's literally not us invalidating your feelings??
Santana: legit what feelings do you have attached to Puck's birth name?
Santana: that makes no sense
Rachel: It made me feel bad when you told me I was wrong though!
Rachel: You're making me feel like a bad person!!
Quinn: Rachel, if you're going to put someone else's feelings at jeopardy, you feeling a little bad when we call you out is not going to make us feel bad too
Kurt: Besides, you know that's not what we mean Rach
Blaine: This is a safe space. That also means we have to call each other out if we're being insensitive
Tina: That's the only way this will really be a safe group
Puck: Guys, it's fine, really
Mike: Puck, stop feeling bad
Artie: Yeah, it's okay to let us stand up for you
Rachel: I'm still hurt
Rachel: But I also get it
Rachel: I'm sorry, Puck
Puck: I forgive you
Puck: Can we please move on?
Finn: Yeah man
Santana: great idea
Santana: it's late anyway
Santana :gn guys
Finn: gn
Puck: gn
Quinn: Goodnight ily <3
Brittany: Love you Tana!!
Santana: love you guys too <<33
Rachel named the chat "New Directions"
Puck named the chat "Nude erections"
Rachel named the chat "New Directions!!!"
Artie named the chat "Newd irections"
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Why?
Puck: ??
Mercedes: Artie, what is going through your brain
Artie: It's a compromise
Santana: literally how
Finn: wdym?
Finn: if you say it out loud it sounds just like Puck's "Nude erections" but it's spelled like the way Rachel wants it
Finn: That's what a compromise is, right?? How dumb am I
Tina: Not dumb at all, that's genius that you figured that out
Santana: you are a little dumb considering you just wrote the phrase "Puck's nude erections"
Santana: but less dumb than you were before
Finn: Oh
Finn: Thanks I think?
Santana: yw
Puck: I was gonna make a dirty joke but I think I'd get too many erections
Puck: Fuck
Puck: Objections**
Puck: You guys got those dirty ideas in my head
Puck: Shame on you
Santana: sucks for you
Puck: Let me fill it in for everyone
Puck: Yeah, sucks like someone will on my nude erections
Puck: Jokes on you guys
Puck: That sounds good to me
Artie: It does to most people
Tina: True
Mike: True
Quinn: Def not a super hot take Puck
Puck: I was trying to do a bit thing
Puck: I don't think it worked
Puck: Sorry guys
Puck: I hope I didn't make anyone uncomfortable
Finn: I can't speak for everyone but I think you're good, dude
Quinn: Yeah, no one in this chat has a clean mind anymore
Sam: We were all thinking the same thing lmao
Rachel: That's sad guys
Rachel: I, for one, did not think of that
Santana: okay Rachel
Tina: She is right tho
Mercedes: It is kinda sad
Kurt: Are y'all finishing each other's sentences now?
Mercedes: Yes
Tina: Yes
Blaine: Terrifying
Puck: Cool
Finn: Woah
Finn: Magic
Quinn: Yes, the magic of spending too much time together
Tina: True
Mercedes: True
Sam: Woah, again
Sam: I'm gonna pretend this didn't happen
Sam: For the sake of my own mental health
Artie: Smart decision