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Karasu created a groupchat named "bluecock"
Karasu: Hey guyss
Barou: Fuck this shit
Karasu: Nah bro don't leaveee
Ness: What is this gc for?
Isagi: Nahh you really added him?
Karasu: Yeah what's the problem?
Isagi: We literally hate echother
Karasu: Well to bad you gotta live with it
Isagi: uff bye
Isagi left the group
Karasu added Isagi
Isagi: leave me alonee
Karasu: Nope you will stay here
Isagi: Bitch
Shidou: Heyy! And is rinrin or sae chan in this gc? If not add them!
Karasu: Yup they are😃
Shidou: Ey you! The one with the thing on his head
Isagi:....What?
Shidou: Can you call my precious sae chan and rinrin?
Isagi: Hmm ok?
Isagi: Sae chan! Rin!
Rin: Yeah?
Sae: Yeah isagi?
Shidou: OMGGG SAE CHANNN RINRINNN!🤩🤩 COME TO MEE LET'S FUCKK
Sae: Kys kys kys!
Rin: Kys kys kys!
Bachira: wow the brothers are in sync and HEYYY ISAGI!
Isagi: HEYYYY BACHIRA!
Bachira: Oh and btw why are we in this group?
Isagi: Idk ask karasu
Bachira: Karasu why are we in this group?
Karasu: For fun so that we can Chat and shit
Bachira: ok and how many people are here?
Karasu: Everyone in blue lock so the people I know atleast
Bachira: Ok
Shidou: Let's play fuck kiss kill
Karasu: Omg yes!
Nagi: What's this group for?
Isagi: Scroll up
Reo: Nagi?
Nagi: Oh ok now I understand and hey reo?
Shidou: So y'all playing?
Kaiser: What?
Isagi: Oh god no KARASU SINCE WHEN DID YOU KNOW HIM?
Karasu: the thing is I don't I just saw you guys fighting on the field and thought it was funny so I added him
Isagi:....
Kaiser: Omgg yoichi!
Isagi: Don't fucking talk to be white boy
Kaiser: 😀😃🙃
Chigiri: OMG THE EMOJIS MAKE IT BETTER!
Isagi: Since when were you here Chigiri?
Chigiri: Since Kaiser wrote "omgg
yoichi"
Kurona: Tf am I doing here?
Isagi: Oh hey Kurona!
Kurona: hey isagi
Isagi: Was barou online?
Karasu: Yeah he wanted to leave but I stopped him😌
Isagi: Hes just made that I beated his ugly ass
Barou: WHATCHA SAY?! DON'T FORGET THAT I'M COMING FOR YOU! JUST YOU WAIT!
Isagi: See? I only have to cuss at him and hes already online
Karasu: What kind of witchcraft is that?
Isagi: The isagi effect
Isagi: Once isagi did smth to you you'll never forget it
Niko: Exacly
Karasu: BRUHH ONE OF ISAGI'S VICTIM SAID EXACLY!
Isagi: Niko be proud that you're my first victim
Niko: I will be proud thanks
Shidou: So guys?? Fuck kiss kill? Are we gonna play it or not?
Karasu: Ofc we are going to play it
Shidou: Ok Ok...ehhmm. Kaiser Isagi , Kurona and bachira
Shidou: Who will you fuck, kiss and kill?
Kaiser: Fuck Isagi's brain out, mess his Organs up and break his mind , kiss Kurona cause hes kinda cute and kill bachira cause hes crazy
Kurona: I would have been happy if you chosed to kill me
Isagi: Why did you describe how you gonna fuck me?....disgusting...
Bachira: Piss man🤢🤮
Kaiser: Crazy bowl cut bitch
Bachira: Atleast my hairstyle doesn’t look ugly🙄
Isagi: Why y'all talk about hairstyle?
Otoya: Wtf since when Was I in this group?
Karasu: So the sleeping beauty woke up from his sleep😃
Karasu: And you were like for 20 min in this group
Otoya: and I already have 99+ mesages?
Karasu: Yeah but anyways we are playing Fuck kiss kill do you wanna join?
Otoya: Sure but I wanna hear some good names that everyone would fuck
Karasu: Ok so Isagi, chigiri, hiori
Isagi:....idk if I should take this as a compliment or not...
Chigiri: Wow so people want to fuck me?😃Well they should know they don't have a Chance with me *hair flip*
Hiori: Tf?...just seeing this makes me uncomfortable...
Otoya: These are only boys that are in blue lock?...
Karasu: Oh yea I forgot to mention that we are doing it with people from blue lock 😃
Otoya: Then I'm not going to play it
Karasu: Don't broo just play this once then you can go🥺🙏
Otoya:.....Ok soo fuck hiori kiss chigiri kill isagi...isagi is scaring me....I just can imagine how he would say threats and slurs to me...
Kaiser: Oh he already does that to me😀🥰
Ness: Kaiser that's not a good thing...
Isagi: Yes it's not a good thing but killing you is a good thing
Ness: Yoichi you gotta be nice to kaiser
Isagi:

Isagi: I used this spray so that you fuckers go away for 4 hours😃🥰
Kunigami: Wow😃 Saw this first when I came online😄☺
Isagi: Yes Kunigami be happy
Karasu: Does that mean we will stop playing fuck kiss kill?
Shidou: WHAT!? BUT NO ONE ASKED ME WHO I WANNA FUCK, KISS OR KILL!😰😢😭
Isagi: Uf ok Shidou
Shidou: I've been waiting for this my whole live
Isagi: Jaill, mental Hospital, death which one will you choose?
Shidou:....These are not people...
Isagi: But you k ow what they mean so it doesn't matter choose.
Shidou: How do you fuck the death?
Isagi: It doesn't matter choose.
Karasu:...isagi is literally saying that you deserve to go to jail or mental Hospital or just die....
Kaiser: That's why I love him😍
Shidou: Ehm Well Death, mental Hospital and jail ig?
Isagi: Good you're done and you guys have to go away for 4 hours
Bachira: Why?
Isagi: Wait I'll Show you
Isagi:
"a pic where there is a spray and on it is written"
*Fuck off spray
keeps idiots and assholes
away for four hours*
Isagi: That's why😃🥰
Bachira: ....Ok? Ehm bye?
Isagi: Dw bachira you can Chat with me in priv
Bachira: Okii🥰
Isagi: And fuck y'all but not Kurona, hiori and nanase
Nanase: 🥰
Isagi: bye
Karasu:...bye?...