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FREE AS CAN BE (to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD from Disney's THE LITTLE MERMAID)
LARGO
Look at this stuff
Isn’t it leet?
Wouldn’t you think my obsession’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think I’m the man
The man who has everything?
Look at this cove
Electronics untold
What number of cool things can one hovel hold?
Looking around here, you’d say
Sure, he’s got everything
I’ve got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I’ve got bang bangs and firebombs galore
You want hack-a-ma-jigs, I’ve got twenty!
But who cares?
Screw the trolls!
I want more!
I wanna see who the zombies are
I wanna see, wanna see ‘em crawlin’
Stumbling around eatin’ those, the hell do they call ‘em?
Ah, brains.
Alone and online, you don’t get too far
Friends are required for D-DoSing, cracking
Surfing along the, what’s the word?
Web
Out where they walk, out where they run
Out where normies stand around in the sun
Wandering free, do I need to be
An average man too?
What could it cost to be able to live out in the city?
What could it be, to spend the day, talking to her?
I know that the Man will reprimand
And slap his cuffs right on me
For a rampage, results in damage
I’ll run away!
When should I climb stairs, go above
Megagamers and their boring facade?
In the city
Hands clasped with she
Free as can be