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Piątek, 15:23
Venti created a chat
Venti renamed the chat to Chaotic Bullshit Society
Venti added Lumine, Aether, Diluc, Jean, Kaeya, Lisa to chat
Venti gave Lumine administrator
Diluc left the chat
Kaeya added Diluca to chat
Kaeya: Don't leave us
Aether: Venti, why did you give this gremlin an admin?
Venti: Hehe~
Aether: And who are these people?
Venti: My friends ~
Diluc: Why am I in this group?
Venti: You make good drinks
Lumine changed username to Better Twins
Better Twin changed username Aether on Worse Twin
Worse Twin changed username to Aether
Better Twin blocked the name change
Better Twin changed Aether's username to Worse Twin
Worse Twin: I hate you
Kaeya: So we have twins
Kaeya: Nice
Better Twin changed Venti username to Drunken Bard
Worse Twin: I renounce her
Diluc: If you have the same last name, it will be difficult
Kaeya: But you can always move out if you live together
Better Twin changed the username of Kaeya to Pirate
Pirate: Arrr
Diluc: Fits you
Worse Twin: I have questions
Pirate: I wear an eye patch
Lisa: But none of us know why
Better Twin changed Diluc user name to Redhead Emo
Redhead Emo: I'm not emo
Drunken Bard: Don't lie
Redhead Emo: I guess it was your idea
Drunken Bard: Of course
Better Twin changed username Lisa to Milf
Worse Twin: Seriously Lumi?
Milf: I'll take it as a compliment
Pirate: How long have you had kids?
Milf: Since I'm with Jean
Pirate: She doesn't have kids
Redhead Emo: She means you and Venti
Better Twin changed Jean's username to Mama
Better Twin: Nice to meet you all!
Worse Twin: Wait a second
Worse Twin added Albedo to the chat room
Albedo: Why?
Worse Twin: Because you're my friend
Better Twin changed Albedo username to Maniac Chemist
Maniac Chemist: Fair
Drunken Bard: Who wants to go to Angel's Share tonight?
Redhead Emo: Find another club
Pirate: No
Redhead Emo: Why?
Drunken Bard: Because it's our place
Drunken Bard: And Kaeya likes watching you
Pirate: Lies and slanders
Worse Twin: Romance?
Better Twin: Romance?
Maniac Chemist: This twin sync
Drunken Bard: Who else can come and have a drink with us.... Hm...
Drunken Bard added Rosaria, Eula to the chat room
Drunken Bard: Rosa, Eula will we see you in Angel's Share~?
Redhead Emo: Rosaria for a change today after all
Eula: I'll be there, get ready to lose in a drink
Pirate: I'll be the referee
Rosaria: I'll drink with you when I have time
Redhead Emo: Rosaria don't drink at work
Rosaria: What you can't see doesn't hurt
The Better Twin changed the username of Eula to Ice Queen
The Better Twin changed the username Rosaria to Queen of Thorns
Queen of Thorns: Who are the three?
Better Twin: Lumine~ 18 years old, homeland security student
Worse Twin: Aether, psychology student
Maniac Chemist: Albedo, 19, a chemistry student with a specialization in forensics
Pirate: Well, I will also introduce myself
Pirate: Kaeya, 24, police aspiratnt
Milf: Lisa, 25, librarian at Teyvat University
Better Twin: Oh this is our univ
Worse Twin: We'll come see you as the academic year begins
Milf: Feel free to ^^
Redhead Emo: Diluc, 24, bartender at Angel's Share club
Redhead Emo: But you might have guessed that from the conversation
Queen of Thorns: Rosaria, 25, a waitress at the same club
Ice Queen: Eula, 25, senior aspirant
Drunken Bard: I'll also introduce myself
Drunken Bard: After all, Albedo doesn't know me
Drunken Bard: Venti, 33, idol~
Maniac Chemist: My sister listens to your songs
Maniac Chemist: Are you really 33 years old?
Drunken Bard: Hehe~
Worse Twin: We also couldn't believe
Better Twin: I can't believe we are the youngest
Milf: @Mama darling introduce yourself
Mama: What?
Mama: What is this group?
Pirate: Read above
Mama: Oh, sorry
Mama: I've been busy working
Mama: Jean, 26, staff aspirant
Worse Twin: Lots of police officers here
Better Twin: I aspire to be a police officer, maybe they can give me some tips
Better Twin added Klee to the chat room
Better Twin changed Klee's username to Terrorist
Maniac Chemist: Why did you add my sister here?
Better Twin: Not to be the youngest
Terrorist: Hi everyone! I'm Klee!
Maniac Chemist: Klee is 10 years old, please don't teach her to curse
Drunken Bard: Hi Klee
Drunken Bard: I hear that you are listening to my songs~
Terrorist: Mr. Venti?
Terrorist: Cool!
Terrorist: I'll brag about it at school!
Mama: I am very puzzled by its username
Worse Twin: She has a strange interest in explosives
Maniac Chemist: She's watching videos of explosions
Mama: It's... a bit worrying
Terrorist: Explosions are awesome!
Better Twin: Agree
Worse Twin: You like all the destruction
Better Twin: True
Ice Queen: Will the twins come to Angel's Share, too?
Worse Twin: No
Worse Twin: Tomorrow we move into our new apartment
Pirate: Moving from your parents?
Worse Twin: From our brother, our parents are dead
Pirate: Oh... sorry
Worse Twin: Nothing happened
Better Twin: Aether, can't you and Dain take care of this on your own, and I'll go with them~?
Worse Twin: No
Worse Twin: I've got a job interview, did you forget?
Better Twin: Boo
Better Twin added Dainsleif to the chatroom
Better Twin changed Dainsleif's username to Big Bro
Mama: Are you Dain siblings?
Big Bro: Hi everyone
Big Bro: Lumine don't shirk your duties
Better Twin: Boo
Drunken Bard: Next time Lumi
Queen of Thorns: Who is Dainsleif?
Big Bro: 31 years old, commissioner and older brother of the two
Queen of Thorns: So the superior of Jean, Kaeya and Eula?
Big Bro: Yes
Drunken Bard: Really a lot of police officers here
Milf: Aether, where will you work?
Worse Twin: In Cat's Tail, if they accept me
Redhead Emo: Isn't this the place where employees dress up as maids?
Worse Twin: Or for butlers
Better Twin: There is no chance that you will be a butler
Better Twin: You'll definitely be a maid
Ice Queen: He's a guy right?
Better Twin sent a photo
Pirate: He'll definitely be a maid
Worse Twin: ...
Milf: They'll definitely accept you
Milf: You'll attract many customers
Mama: For a moment I thought it was Lumine in the picture but then I realized it was a boy
Worse Twin: Curse it that I have the same face as Lumine
Drunken Bard: Don't worry Aether
Drunken Bard: They also mistake me for a girl
Ice Queen: If you don't want to be mistaken for a girl cut your hair
Worse Twin: Never!
Better Twin: He cares too much about them
Worse Twin: Lumi has a short one for both of us
Better Twin: I can't imagine getting tired of long
Better Twin: I don't know how you can stand it
Mama added Barbara to the chat room
Barbara: Hi!
Barbara: I am Barbara, Jean's younger sister
Barbara: I am 18 years old and will be studying nursing at Teyvat University
Barbara: Nice to meet you ^^
Maniac Chemist: So we'll be studying at the same university
Better Twin changed username Barbara to Sister
Worse Twin: How did you come up with such a username?
Better Twin: Nurses are referred to as "sister"
Sister: True
Drunken Bard: There are more and more people here, and this chat room has just been created
Ice Queen: Is this bad?
Drunken Bard: Quite the opposite!
Drunken Bard: The more the better!
Redhead Emo: Can we add people here?
Drunken Bard: Of course
Pirate: Want to add someone?
Redhead Emo: Not yet
Queen of Thorns: Jealous?
Pirate: Rosa...
Mama: Kaeya report
Pirate: Already, already
Terrorist: Can I add my friend?
Maniac Chemist: Add
Terrorist: I don't know how :(
Maniac Chemist: I'm coming to help you
Queen of Thorns: More kids
Worse Twin: You have to watch the language
Better Twin: Barbara do you want to meet in front of the university on the first day?
Sister: Sure
Sister: I already know what Aether looks like, so I'll find you guys
Terrorist added Diona to the chat room
Better Twin changed Diona username to Kitten
Kitten: Venti is really here!
Drunken Bard: Hehe~
Mama: Kitten?
Maniac Chemist: Diona is a cat
Milf: Oh, that's cute
Kitten: What does milf mean?
Milf: It does not matter
Worse Twin: Never mind
Terrorist: Diana, come to us
Maniac Chemist: It's too late today
Maniac Chemist: You'll meet tomorrow
Kitten: My dad said the same
Terrorist: So tomorrow at the playground?
Kitten: Yep!
Drunken Bard: Is it in an hour at Angel's Share?
Pirate: Sure
Ice Queen: Of course
Queen of Thorns: I work there
Redhead Emo: Really find another place