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- r u up?
- Yes. I am. But it's after midnight, shouldn't you be asleep? It's a school night isn't it?
- can't sleep & nope, prfshnal day 2morro. School clsd. How u doing on Birds?
- I am stuck on Mighty Hoax. I have tried every possible trajectory and still the pigs survive. This game is fixed.
- omg, alwp
- I don't understand that reference. I don't understand most of your texts, in fact.
- omg = oh my god. R u able 2 say that? W-out being smat? alwp=actual lafter was produced.
- What is smat?
- smat, u no. killed, dvine litning blt.
- You mean smited?
- yep that. Smat.
- I don't think that's a proper word, Claire.
- no1curr. Is D thre?
- It's after midnight. How would I know where Dean is?
- is he snring?
- No he isn't, he never snores.
- ha! Do u luv him?
- I EMPHATICALLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT REFERENCE.
- Did u try the pillrs?
- This is a game of tactics and strategy, not brute force. You have to calculate the right trajectory for each bird.
- frgt trjctry its how they fool u. bombrd the pillrs, try it.
- I'll get back to you.
- tum-te-tum.
- OMG! IT WORKED! OMG!
- \o/
- What does that mean?
- Gotta go, :-*
- What does :-* mean?
- Claire, what does that mean?
- Sleep well. :-* (Dean told me)