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Group Chat: the coolest kids in paris
Enora💖: what is UP folks, who's ready for another school year!!!
Matthias💯: wtf are you doing up so early
Enora💖: it's. the first day of school
Enora💖: and you're up right now too so why are you saying anything
Benoit🥸: I, too, am unfortunately up at this hour
Benoit🥸: and to answer your question, not me
Enora💖: what why not!!!
Benoit🥸: it's school. Enough said
Matthias💯: aren't you supposed to be the smart one lol
Benoit🥸: I'm glad you think that
Enora💖: @Noelie where are you I need someone to be excited with me
Matthias💯: why ARE you excited?
Enora💖: idk, the first day of school is just fun
Benoit🥸: Remember this excitement later this year when you inevitably start complaining.
Noelie🍄: hey guys!!!
Matthias💯: you girls and your optimism and excitement
Matthias💯: sickening
Enora💖: lol get used to it, you share all six classes with us this semester
Benoit🥸: :'(
Noelie🍄: aww Benoit don't worry you still have four classes with the rest of us
Noelie🍄: enjoy your daily break from us
Benoit🥸: Believe me, I will
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Benoit🥸: Hey why aren't we going to lunch
Benoit🥸: Is this a school wide thing or just my class that's not letting us leave?
Matthias💯: we're in lockdown
Enora💖: Matthias silence your phone I can hear you typing
Benoit🥸: What why are we in lockdown
Matthias💯: there's a giant rock monster ravaging the city
Benoit🥸: Enora and noelie why are we in lockdown
Noelie🍄: hes telling the truth there's literally a giant rock monster ravaging the city
Noelie🍄: I'm surprised you DONT know this
Benoit🥸: ???
Benoit🥸: Someone explain please
Matthias💯: our teacher has the news on in here so we're watching but it doesn't seem like the news even knows much of what's going on
Benoit🥸: Woah ok I just looked it up and yeah. Giant rock monster
Benoit🥸: I don't know what I expected
Enora💖: Nadja chamack really just very seriously said the word supervillain on live tv. What a time to be alive
Matthias💯: this thing doesn't seem like much of a supervillain to me tbh he's just a rock monster
Enora💖: I can't believe you just said that sentence and that it's relevant to current events
Noelie🍄: WHO is that girl on the bike and WHY is she riding directly toward the giant rock monster?????
Benoit🥸: Don't act like you wouldn't do the same
Noelie🍄: if I've ever given you the impression that I would ride a bike directly toward a giant rock monster, it was a mistake
Enora💖: wtf that impression you give is the entire reason we're friends
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Benoit🥸: My class just got out. Is the giant rock monster thing over?
Enora💖: yup!
Matthias💯: you're not even gonna tell the man how it ended?
Matthias💯: benoit it was defeated by, and I am being very serious when I say this, a girl dressed like a ladybug and a guy dressed like a cat
Benoit🥸: ..What
Enora💖: it was awesome!
Noelie🍄: the ladybug girl had a super yoyo
Benoit🥸: you're all talking nonsense at me
---the next day---
Benoit🥸: Bros I thought you guys said the cat and ladybug defeated the rock monster
Noelie🍄: oh ok so all that stuff yesterday was real? not just a fever dream of mine?
Benoit🥸: WHY ARE THERE A BILLION FROZEN ROCK MONSTERS ON THE STREET
Matthias💯: he goes by Stoneheart btw
Benoit🥸: ???
Matthias💯: the giant rock monster. He has a name
Benoit🥸: the original rock monster? Or the dozens of identical copies of him frozen on the street right now?
Enora💖: actually his real name is Ivan and he goes to Francois Dupont!
Enora💖: you know the girl on the bike we were talking about yesterday? She got footage of the superheroes and started a blog about them! Apparently Ivan is in her class :0 how crazy
Matthias🥸: ah yes, the craziest thing about all this is that they're in the same class
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Matthias💯: UM DID STONEHEART JUST THROW THE MAYOR'S DAUGHTER OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER
Benoit🥸: It seems so
Noelie🍄: fun fact, chloe bourgeois is also in ivan bruel and alya cesaire's class!
Matthias💯: cool! funner fact, ivan bruel just yeeted chloe bourgeois off the freaking eiffel tower!
Matthias💯: yo wait he's got another girl in his other hand
Matthias💯: i wonder if they're in the same class! :D
Enora💖: this is stoneheart, not Ivan bruel
Matthias💯: weren't you the one who corrected us on the guy's real name?
Enora💖: well yeah but it feels wrong referring to this giant rock monster with his real name, Alya Cesare said on her blog that Ivan is actually a very good guy irl and didn't mean to turn into a supervillain
Benoit🥸: How exactly does one turn into a supervillain without meaning to
Benoit🥸: Or at all actually
Enora💖: it didn't say on the blog, apparently Ivan was feeling angry, and next thing he knew, he was in Parc de Princes with Ladybug and later he saw on the news that he'd turned into. well. The giant rock monster
Noelie🍄: is that what the ladybug girl is calling herself? Ladybug?
Benoit🥸: Why is it in English
Matthias💯: I hate you guys there's literally a hundred giant rock monsters causing mass destruction in the city and throwing hotel heiresses off of towers and you're questioning the name choice of the superhero fighting it
Noelie🍄: apparently the cat guy's name is Chat Noir!
Matthias💯: okay well that's just dumb
Matthias💯: just black cat? he named himself Black Cat? very creative
Matthias💯: wait what on EARTH IS THAT
Benoit🥸: Stoneheart/Ivan/whatever his name is appears to have coughed up a multitude of butterflies
Benoit🥸: In the shape of a face
Noelie🍄: oh my gosh it's talking howi s it doing that
Enora💖: so the real villain here is this Hawk Moth guy???
Matthias💯: stupid name
Noelie🍄: is he the one who turned Ivan into Stoneheart?
Benoit🥸: It appears that way
Enora💖: OMG
Enora💖: LADYBUG KICK ASS
Enora💖: SLAY
Benoit🥸: How on earth did she stay in the air long enough to clear all those butterflies
Enora💖: idk but it's gettin real now
Enora💖: this is so cool
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Benoit🥸: Well that was exciting
Benoit🥸: Who’s down to get pizza after school?
Enora💖: always!
Noelie🍄: i think it’s supposed to rain this afternoon :/ but we still could
Matthias💯: i’m down too as long as there are no more rock monsters