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Ah yes, the small town of Billsville. It's not a big place, but it had plenty of friendly faces and a shit ton of trees for nature reasons. Usually, not much drama happens in Billsville because for the most part it's a very peaceful place. Rarely are there any fights, and even if one were to happen it would get resolved very quickly with the people making up. However, this time things were different...
"VINCE WAKE THE FUCK UP YOUR OVEN IS ON FIRE!!!"
"OH S H I T "
That's right, folks! Vince decided to fuck up everything yet again, this time of which where he left his breadsticks in the oven and overcooked them like a fucking idiot! Vince quickly bolted out of his room, pushing Li-Li out of the way in the process. Vince ran down the stairs, but due to how fast he was going he missed a step and proceeded to fall down the stairs, breaking his kidney in the process.
Its still functional, though. Its just a bit lopsided.
Despite the pain that was obtained from the breaking of internal organs, Vince made it to the smoke engulfed kitchen, where the smoke alarm was relentlessly assaulting everyone's ears. Vince attempted to turn off the oven, but due to the smoke engulfing his vision he accidentally raised the temperature HIGHER than it should be. The smoke alarm beeps louder in response to this.
"OH GOD LI-LI HELP, IDK HOW TO FIX THIS!!!" Vince screamed, now on full panic mode. Immediately Li-Li FLEW DOWN THE STAIRS, landing so hard they strained their right pigtail, then got up and ran into the kitchen.
"VINCE THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SLEEP WHILE COOKING SHIT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU THIS FOR MONTHS NOW!"
"LI-LI IM SORRY"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL SUE" Li-Li screamed as they stormed towards the smoking hot (derogatory) oven, and kicked it so hard that their left pigtail disintergrated on impact, despite the fact that kicking is usually done with the legs and foots. That had made the problem worse, as not only did the oven rise in temperature YET AGAIN, but now the smoke detector was SCREAMING because of it.
Like, I'm talking real screams of anguish. There was so much goddamn smoke that artificial beeps didn't even cut it at the point anymore it was that bad.
Vince just stared at what was happening in pure uncensored horror as the screams of the smoke detector rose in volume, each one piercing in pain and Vince was pretty sure his ears were bleeding. Think of what is currently going on with Vince like in that episode in DHMIS called Time, where the clock guy is all like "BEBE BEBBBE EBB" and Yellow Guy's ears start bleeding because of it. It's similar to that. Of course, since Li-Li does not have any visible ears, they lacked the bleeding part of the ear piercing screams Mr. Smoke Detector was yelling out. In a fit of pure rage, Li-Li magically re-added their KNEECAPS, making them TALLER, SO THEY COULD GRAB THE SMOKE DETECTOR AND RIP IT OUT OF THE DAMN CEILING, THEN THEY CRUSHED IT WITH THEIR BARE GLOVE FISTS THINGS SO HARD THAT THE SMOKE DETECTOR DIED. The screams had eternally stopped the moment Li-Li did that, the only audible sound now being the mass amounts of fire crackling all around the house. Li-Li dropped the remains of the smoke detector, stared at Vince for what felt like centuries, and slowly walked up the stairs back into their room. Vince could only look at the carnage in shock as the distant fire truck weewoo slowly came into scene. Vince fell on the floor and closed his eyes, letting the carbon monoxide absorb him into unconsciousness.