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Tony was working in his lab on one of his suits once again and was basically running on coffee and spite at the moment until Jarvis suddenly said "Sir it seems an unknown number has texted you. But I'm afraid that I can't pinpoint the exact location because the source seems to move very fast" Tony looked up a bit confused since usually Jarvis would take care of it but shrugging it off he took his phone and looked at it.
???
Hey, MJ can I crash at your place to get some bandages?
I might got stabbed (〃．．)
Ned isn't answering and I got no bandages at home ( p_q)
Tony
Who is this?
And why are you not going to the hospital?
???
Very funny Mj.
You know that I'm too poor for that ಠ_ಠ
Tony
This isn't Mj.
You NEED to go to a hospital
???
Oh ups, I'm sorry I got the wrong number. ^^"
Tony
Already figured so
But you should really go to a hospital
???
It's nothing bad just a shallow stab wound
it's not even half an inch
I just need a bandage nothing more ( ˙▿˙ )
Tony
Kid I swear you just gave me gray hair
???
Sorry Mr/Mrs Stranger but it's not my fault that you are old
Tony
I'm not old I'm at the high of my prime
???
Sounds like something an old person would say “(´≖ ‸ ≖｀)”
Tony
And that sounds like something a child would say
???
Hey!
I'm not a child! I'm 14! (＃｀д´)ﾉ
Tony
That only proves my point
???
Screw you Mr/Mrs stranger! (｡ìдí｡)
Tony
'Mr/Mrs Stranger'?
???
Yep I don't know your gender and you are a stranger
Tony
I'm a male kid.
What's your name?
???
Not gonna say Mr stranger
You could be a stalker or kidnapper for all I know
Tony
I'm neither of those kid I'll just have to save you as stabby then
Stabby
>:0
I'm offended!
Tony
Not my problem stabby
Stabby
Then I'll save you as Mr kidnapper
Tony
I thought I was Mr Stranger
Also I'M NOT A KIDNAPPER!!
Stabby
You wouldn't be the first Kidnapper who tells me that
Tony
WHAT?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Stabby
Yeah, that was ages ago.
Tony
You are impossible kid.
Stabby
I'll take that as a compliment
Tony
Alright, Shouldn't you go yo sleep?
It's like 12 pm
Stabby
Should? Yes. Can? Not Really.
Nightmares are a bitch and a half (･᷄ὢ･᷅")
Tony
Oh yeah they are But you should still go to sleep you probably have school
Stabby
I mean I could run on caffeine, an oreo and spite tomorrow
Wouldn't be the first time
Tony
No. Go to bed you need to sleep
Stabby
Fine
Good night Mr Kidnapper
Tony
Night kid
Tony puts his phone down and runs a hand through his hair as he sighs "Jar turn off the lights I need a nap" Tony said before leaving the lab with his phone, texting with this kid took Tony's mental energy away completely.