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Nelle was your normal chaotic gremlin. She would say and do the stupidest shit. But nonetheless you could say she was very ordinary and boring which contradicts the earlier statement but she maintains her stance on this. Well, anyways, she followed her same old summer routine sleep late, wake up late, and get yelled at by her parents for doing absolutely nothing. A normal day given her routine but what was NOT NORMAL WAS GETTING SUCKED INTO THE MANGA SHE WAS READING!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THIS?! BEING SUCKED INTO TOKYO REVENGERS OF ALL MANGAS!!!
Like it can be filled with cute fluff and all that stuff, but goddammit it's a never-ending cycle of your favorite characters being killed off or suffering in the worst ways possible!!! And what's even weirder is that she's a talking cat, like seriously wtf?! How does that even make any sense?! Anyway I'm just standing in the middle of the Sano's living room(?) after appearing out of nowhere(?) like did I just pop out of thin air or some shit like the only reason I know that I'm a cat is cause I looked up at kid Mikey and down at my hands and had the whole where tf did my hands go crisis?! Like I'm not even a human baby!!! Is this manga logic or some crap fanfic logic cause tf u do with my beautiful opposable thumbs you bastard author?! Apparently I may or may not have said "Fuck." Which is bad. I cursed in front of the babies.
Right now, it's like a western stand-off between me and them. I look to the side and see a broken plane and think Nooooooo not this scene!!! And look up at them again and apparently no one has decided to move. Do they think I'm a demon of something?! This is kinda funny ngl lol.
Me: 👁👄👁
Mikey, Sanzu, and Baji (and Senju hiding in the background): 😶🤯
Like they're just frozen and I don't know what to do but I just take my paw and miserably fail at doing the I'm watching you signal cause I don't have hands!!! and say "No one will ever believe you." Apparently, my self preservation instincts finally go off after hearing heavy footsteps get closer resulting in me booking it out of there. I see Shinichiro "i got no bitches" Sano in the flesh, he's pretty handsome but considering he and Mikey are pretty much identical that's to be expected. I think the kids are off to chase me cause I hear thundering footsteps chasing me which no fucking thank you pls I'm not dying today!!! I feel that I deserve a pat on the back for saving Sanzu-kun? Chan? Ugh I can't decide what to call him.
Behind me I vaguely hear the Mikey and Baji telling Shinichiro to catch me. This is so not gonna end well. Ugh. And just when I manage to turn a street corner, I hear that handsome sounding bastard Shinichiro yell "WAKASA" and suddenly I'm in the air with the prettiest looking guy that I have seen in my life holding me in his arms. Those eyes, that hair , and the feel of these muscles. I could die happily. Like I'm pretty sure I looked passed out in sheer bliss rn. Like God he's so FINE. Though how he's carrying me leaves much to be desired. That bastard Shinichiro removes me out of Waka's hands and I feel like scratching his eyes out for the blasphemy. But then he cradles me like a baby unlike Waka who left my legs(?) Can I still call then that? hinderquarters dangling so I give him a pass cause it's pretty comfortable.
The kids finally catch up to us which is terrifying 😨 cause well Shin and Waka are used to time leaping BULLSHIT. A talking cat would be in the realm of possibility for them!!! Goddammit all to hell!!! He turns to Sanzu who was tugging his pant leg and I take the chance to glance Sanzu who shall now be called Haru-chan occasionally to see if he has The Scars and let out a small sigh of relief seeing no scars Also how in the fuck is it possible to be so human sounding as an animal actually scratch that let's not doubt anime logic it might be spiteful and take away my voice like it did my hands. Bastard author I tell you.
I look up and see Wakasa looking at me intrigued and I think he fucking saw all of that?! Fuck. I feel like crying but that'd making it too obvious, hell my cat face probably gave it away or maybe it didn't. I was always told I had a natural bitch face despite how overly dramatic I was. Deciding to finally tune in on Shinichiro, Mikey, Baji, Sanzu, and Senju's conversation because that's better more my sanity to focus on than Wakasa's laser stare I can tell they haven't gotten anywhere since Sanzu tugged on his pantleg as the kids are all talking over eachother.
Unfortunately, Takeomi that bitch appears out of fucking nowhere scaring the hell out of me. Not cool Scarhead not cool. He gets the kids to shut up and lets Mikey, Baji, and Senju favoritism much to narrate which is a terrible idea cause the whole plane incident is brought up and the culprit revealed. Mikey's dark angsty bullshit appears and I do the only reasonable thing and remind them of the subject at hand. Me. I immediately lay myself out like a Queen on a throne. And grace them with Words.
"Tis I, the Frenchiest Fry"
Shinichiro the bastard drops me and screams like a little girl which is absolutely hilarious cause he sounds like the English VA why is everyone talking English? Again idk and idc yay!~
Luckily, someone catches me. That being the handsome and amazing Wakasa. I love you, Wakasa-san~
Sigh, you incorrigibly handsome man~
Shinichiro is pretty much stuck to Takeomi who looks very much like he wants to bring out salt and yell BEGONE DEMON THOU SHALL NOT TAINT THIS LAND FOREVER MORE it'd be hilarious if he did and realized I wouldn't vanish from that.
Mikey straight up walks up to me looking all unsettling like the dead fish eyed lad he is. While Baji looks somewhere between awed and 'let me pet the pretty kitty'. And I am a very pretty kitty. Senju is clutching for dear life to Haru-chan who is doing his best to stand protectively in front of Sen-chan.
Me: 👽
Mikey: 😐
Shinichiro: No!
Me & Mikey at Shinichiro: 👁👄👁
Wakasa:...
Takeomi: *trembles*
Baji:*steals Takeomi's lighter*
Mikey: *looks at the cat again* wats your name? My name is Sano Manjiro but you can call me, Mikey!!! Let's be friends ❤️~
Me:...
Me:...I'm Nelle. The Lord of Cats???
Mikey: We're friends now!
Me: Okay???
Baji: That's great!!! ✨️ I was gonna light you on fire 🔥 if you were a demon!!! Hahaha
Me: 💀 'Baji is dead to me now'
Baji: I'm Baji Keisuke! Can I pet your fur?! Its beautiful!!!
Me: *preens* You have redeemed yourself! You may pet my glorious fur peasant~
Me: 😊✨️
Baji: 😆✨️
Mikey: *pouting* *rips me out of Wakasa's hands and away from Baji*
Me: Noooooo handsome human and Baji!!!
Wakasa:...*smugly smirks at Shinichiro*
What Shinichiro reads from Wakasa's smirk even a talking cat finds me more handsome than you.
Shinichiro:...LET ME AT HIM!!! *tries to pull off Takeomi's arms from himself* GODDAMMIT TAKEOMI!!!
Takeomi: ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!! *holds Shinichiro around his midsection tighter*