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Operation Zenith, Report 001, Intro and Summary -
Operation start: January 8th, 20XX
Report written by: Eraserhead
(Legal) Charges: Petty Theft
Suspect: [Redacted]
Suspect description: A youth around the age 14-16, height between 4'9"-5'3", weighting around 100-120 lbs, (as long as no dyes or contacts are involved {there are >:D}) green and black hair with red eyes. Other facial features are always obscured by what looks like a form fitting fabric face mask but actually is rather high tech, all functions unknown, but include gas mask level filtration, high level physical force nullification, voice changing, and Bluetooth capabilities. Suspect is never seen wearing anything other than jeans, style and color vary, and a hoodie, style, color, and design vary. Usually black jeans and a red hoodie. Has been seen in an All Might themed hoodie on occasion.
Reason for investigation: In the month of July of last year, a number of acts ["of vigilantism were committed" has been removed. The acts cannot legally be defined as "Vigilantism".] that could be legally defined as vigilantism were it not for two words in the crime's official, legal definition (Happy?) were committed. It took 3 weeks for them all to be connected to a suspect and 14 weeks after that for the suspect to be brought in for questioning.
During the questioning, the suspect claimed to be, and was later proven to be through a number of X-rays and blood tests, Quirkless. As such, none of the acts could be legally charged to him, and after the 24 hour holding period ran out, we were forced to release him. It has been six months since his first act that cannot be legally defined as vigilantism and he has continued to commit many, many more, averaging 27 per week, up to the present.
(The only reason I've stopped going after him on patrol is because it's useless to spend the time chasing him and subduing him when he'll be let out within 24 hours and I could spend that time ending other crime or working missions instead.)
However, he finally committed a crime NOT on the list and while we cannot punish him harshly for such a minor offense, we can use it to finally begin compiling files for an operation. When we will be able to use them, I am unsure, but I do know that we will have plenty of evidence when we can.
{And won't that just be so unfortunate for me, Dadzawa?}
(I still don't know how you managed to hack into the police report system, but if you edit evidence, we can bring you in, and for longer than a day.)
{Well, due to my extensive law research, I can assure you that while editing files without permission is a crime, it's not one you can hold me for due to it being under the list of "heroes can be pardoned for and therefore is vigilante work". However, tampering with evidence is against the law even for heroes, so I would be able to be charged for it, and it is a serious offense... But I won't be tampering with evidence if all I do is add input to the files. All I have to do is not comment on files you add as evidence! I can comment on your reports just fine!}
(Oh, joy.)
{I can hear you sigh and see you pinching the bridge of your nose from here, Dadzawa. Is that your version of facepalming?}
(That's my version of expressing my displeasure over the stupid wording of our laws. How did you even find a loop like this? You're not old enough to go into law school? Then again, you also seem to know the weaknesses in the quirk and fighting style of every possible hero you come across.)
{I'm a fanboy! :3}
(I'm ending this report, I don't need to talk to you more than I already have to bear with when I see you at the station or on patrol. Which I have. Right now.)
{Aww. I wish you'd let me join you!}
(I've stopped chasing you because I made a decision to actually help people instead of wasting my efforts trying to repeatedly bring in someone whose found a loop in the law that's made them almost untouchable due to the oversight and bias of the lawmakers, not because I accept a child doing the dangerous work of an adult. Im ignoring you, not accepting you.)
{Well, maybe you can ignore my presence, but you can't ignore my actions! At least, not for much longer...}
(What is that supposed to dng jdkfbf dkwuvdjekdmfinfdv sjdiemd eumsksie vusjwksoevrhi
{Heheh, I love glitter bombs >:D}
(HOW DID YOU GET IT IN MY WORK COMPUTER? AND WHY DID YOU SET IT TO GO OFF NOW? YOURE LITERALLY IN JAIL FOR PETTY THEFT? HOW ARE YOU EDITING THIS???)
[Last edited: 23:24, April 28th, 20XX
