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Three Favors, Definitely Not Sexual Though

Summary:

Adam finds out something very interesting about Lucifer. He just has to find out if it’s true. But of course, everything comes with a price. Unfortunately, Lucifer is fucking stupid, and Adam gets way more than he deserves.

AKA Adam has fucked all the pussy in Heaven and makes a deal with Lucifer just to score. Unfortunately, Lucifer’s not telling him something rather important.

Notes:

Btw the works in this series aren’t related unless stated otherwise. This is not the same Adam and Lucifer from my other AdamsApple fic.

Also be warned, Lucifer’s got some trauma that Adam doesn’t know about. It’s all in the past, but Lucifer will ruminate on it at times.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: First Favor

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Adam didn’t like going to Hell. It was nasty, smelly, and full of sin. But he had a mission to complete, and he’d do what was necessary.

He came upon Lucifer’s palace far easier than he had anticipated. There were no guards to stop him— actually, he hadn’t seen anyone even remotely near the place. Strange.

At the door, he quickly fixed his hair and brushed out his robe. Just as he reached out to knock on the dark wood, the door swung open by itself. Wait, no, it hadn’t opened on its own, Adam just didn’t see Lucifer because the king was so short.

“Adam.” He chirped, unnaturally cheery considering the situation. “To what do I owe the pleasure?”

The first man sneered down at the devil. “I want to make a deal.”

Perhaps for a second, Lucifer’s carefully crafted smile wavered. “Really, you?”

“I’ve heard your kind quite likes making deals.” Adam shrugged.

Lucifer tapped his foot impatiently. “What could you possibly offer me?”

“Protection.” Adam said simply, smiling.

Lucifer scoffed. “As if I would ever need—“

“For your daughter.”

Finally, Lucifer’s expression cracked. “Fine.” He stepped back into the foyer. “Come in, then.”

Adam was positively giddy. He didn’t think it would actually be that easy. “Thank you, your majesty.”

The title was said with obvious sarcasm, but Lucifer remained as composed as he could. “What is it that you want from me?”

“Three favors.” Adam grinned. “That’s all.”

Lucifer considered his options. All in all, Adam was a rude bastard, but he wasn’t… inclined for certain things like some of the demons tended to be. No, Adam wouldn’t consider that. Whatever the favors were would probably be humiliating, but nothing too bad. And Charlie needed all the help she could get, dreamer that she was.

“Luci? You listening?”

“I accept.” Lucifer said quickly.

Adam blinked in surprise, stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. “You didn’t even fucking ask me to tell you what favors I wanted, you stupid bitch!”

Fuck. Lucifer tried not to appear as flustered as he was. That was stupid of him, accepting so suddenly. “What?” He challenged, trying desperately to seek taller than he was. “It’s not like you were gonna ask to fuck me.”

Adam’s smile turned cruel. “Well, you made it so I didn’t even fucking have to. Thanks for that, bitch!”

Lucifer had to admit, this was really fucking surprising. Adam? Wanting to fuck him? Insanity. He remained calm and put his hands on his hips. “And here I thought you were straight. But you’re no better than me, I guess.”

Adam flinched a little, scowling. “It’s— it’s not like that! I’m not fucking gay, I’m just—“

“Just what?” Lucifer taunted, enjoying how he was getting control back.

Adam rolled his eyes. “I’ve fucked every woman in Heaven, and quite a few on Earth.”

Lucifer giggled. “And? You got tired of pussy?”

“No!” Adam snapped. “I certainly did not!”

“Then why come trying to fuck me?”

Adam stepped closer, invading the king’s space. “You’re one of the oldest fucking angels alive. There’s traits you have that most don’t. Certain… abilities.”

All at once, Lucifer felt his mouth go dry. He felt minuscule compared to the man-turned-angel above him. “You…”

“Did you figure it out?” Adam cooed. “I know your dirty secret, Lucifer.”

Unconsciously, Lucifer squeezed his legs together where he stood. “How did you find out?” He asked, hating how his voice trembled.

Adam barked out a laugh, jabbing a finger into Lucifer’s chest. “I’m the fucking Dickmaster, you idiot. If there’s good pussy around, I’m going to hear about it.” Lucifer didn’t respond, just staring up at him with a dumbfounded expression. “What’s wrong, Luci? Ashamed of being a sissy?”

When Lucifer spoke again, his voice was no more than a whisper. “You talked to him, didn’t you?”

“Whoever could you mean?” Adam feigned ignorance.

“Don’t play dumb with me.” Lucifer tried to sound intimidating, but completely failed. “He’s the only one who would know that about me.”

Adam shrugged, grinning. “I suppose that’s true. He hasn’t left his room since you fell. Doesn’t talk much normally, but give him a drink and he’ll spill all the juicy details.”

Lucifer felt the room spinning. He needed to change the subject. “Then find out if the stories are true.” He challenged, voice finally somewhat level.

Oh, that feisty fire in Lucifer really got Adam going. He snapped his fingers and Lucifer’s clothes disappeared. And what a sight the king of Hell was, all porcelain skin and gentle curves— and, of course, the main event, the reason why Adam ventured to Hell in the first place: his delectable cunt. “You’re pretty.” He mused aloud, not realizing he said it verbally.

Lucifer felt the tension in his body lessen, since Adam stopped bringing up old memories. “So what do you want from me, Adam?”

Adam giggled and bounced slightly, like a child excited to get a new toy. “I want to show you why they call me the Dickmaster.”

Lucifer let his eyes wander down until he saw the tent in Adam’s robe. It had been a long time since he’d taken something that big, and he couldn’t even see all of it yet. “Alright then, Adam—“

“Call me Daddy.” Adam interjected.

When Lucifer hesitated, Adam yanked him forward by the glowing chain of their deal. He smiled, acting innocent. “Okay, Daddy.”

Adam chuckled as he stalked over to a chaise lounge in the corner. He snapped his fingers with a smirk, then sat down on the velvet— fully nude.

It’d been a while since Lucifer saw Adam’s face, since he always wore that stupid mask. He had to admit… he was rather handsome. The man had gained weight since he became an angel, but Lucifer could care less about that. He was more focused on the absolute monster of a cock that Adam was flaunting.

“Like what you see?” Adam asked, spreading his legs a little to show more of his member.

“Yes.” Lucifer said before he could stop himself. Ignoring how Adam laughed, he started to move towards the man.

“Crawl.” Adam said suddenly. “On your hands and knees, bitch.”

Lucifer dropped to his knees effortlessly, crawling towards him like a desperate whore. Distantly, Lucifer wondered if he was acting so submissive as result of the deal, or if he’d just been celibate for too long. He found it didn’t matter when he reached his destination, hands coming up to Adam’s thighs. “May I suck your cock, Daddy?” He asked, batting his lashes seductively.

Adam’s cock twitched in interest. “Fuck yeah, of course, baby.” He cooed, grabbing hold of Lucifer’s hair. “Show me how good that dirty fucking mouth is.”

The devil leaned forward to lick the bulbous head of the rock hard cock in front of him, the gentle action causing Adam to suck in a breath suddenly. He kept licking, tracing his tongue down the veins, then making his way back up to tease the slit.

“Don’t dawdle, slut.” Adam commanded, out of breath. “Fucking choke on it.”

Lucifer enjoyed how Adam was already losing his composure. Maybe this wouldn’t be so bad after all. “Whatever you want, Daddy.” He winked, then abruptly swallowed half of Adam’s cock. He looked up, expecting to tease him further, only to be roughly shoved down until his lips met Adam’s pelvis.

Adam moaned loudly as he felt Lucifer’s throat contract wildly around his cock. “Oh fuck, baby, that’s so fucking good.”

Lucifer’s eyes rolled back in his head as Adam began fucking his throat without an ounce of shame. Lucifer didn’t need to breathe, of course, but the feeling of the back of his throat bruising took him by surprise. It wasn’t a bad feeling. It made him feel… oddly warm. Aroused. He hadn’t felt this worked up in years. Slowly, he brought one of his hands down to rub at his clit, moaning slightly as he felt how wet he already was.

“Touching yourself already?” Adam mocked, holding Lucifer’s head down to really stuff him full. “Naughty girl!”

Lucifer couldn’t hold back the shudder that drew from him. Fuck. That was new. He didn’t know he was into that. He looked up to see Adam grinning like a mad man.

“Oh? You like when Daddy calls you a girl?” He sneered. “Pathetic fucking slut!” He wrenched Lucifer off him, relishing in how the king coughed and spluttered. “Come sit on Daddy’s lap, princess.”

Lucifer couldn’t believe that this was turning him on so much. He blushed a bright red as he stood on trembling legs and made his way into the man’s lap.

Adam cackled like a lunatic and held Lucifer’s back against his chest. “Oh, I can feel how fucking wet you are for me.” One hand keeping Lucifer still, his other hand wandered down the smooth plains of skin until he felt the prize down low. “Who knew the king of Hell was a nasty slut begging to get his pussy stuffed full of cock.”

Lucifer rocked his hips back playfully, biting back a moan as he felt Adam’s slick cock slipping between his cheeks. “It’ll be our secret, right Daddy?”

“If you’re good, I won’t tell a soul.” Adam said, blatantly lying of course. “You do want to be my good little girl, don’t you?” Emphasizing the pet name, he let one finger slip inside the tight heat of Lucifer’s cunt.

Lucifer nodded, sighing happily. “Yes, Daddy.”

Adam wrapped his free hand around Lucifer’s throat, pulling him back to whisper in his ear. “Then beg for Daddy’s cock.”

The king felt his confidence come back slightly, tempting him to be bratty. “Royalty doesn’t beg.” He scoffed.

“Oh, but you’re no fucking king right now.” Adam growled, adding another finger. “Right now, you’re just my fucking cocksleeve.” He scissored his fingers roughly. “Now beg, bitch, or I will fuck your throat and cum on your fucking face without letting you get off.”

That shut Lucifer up. The fingers inside him felt so fucking good, he knew he needed more. So what if it hurt his pride a little. “Please fuck me, Daddy.”

“Do better, baby.”

Lucifer groaned in frustration. “Please fuck me full of your cum, Daddy, use my slutty pussy like a toy for your pleasure!”

Adam snarled and sank his teeth into the back of Lucifer’s neck. “Good girl, good fucking girl.” He snapped his fingers and Lucifer gasped, feeling his cunt stretch around nothing at all. “I’m not wasting my time preparing you manually. Be grateful I didn’t just fucking tear you up.”

Lucifer barely had time to think of a retort when he was suddenly (and embarrassingly easily) lifted up into the air. “W-wait— oh FUCK!” Lucifer wailed as he was unceremoniously dropped down onto Adam’s waiting cock, the organ burrowing deep into his belly as he bottomed out.

Adam hissed in pleasure. “Oh, holy fuck, that feels fucking amazing.”

“F-fuck…” Lucifer whimpered, looking down. “I can— I can fucking see it inside me.”

Adam made a small noise of disbelief, bringing his hand to Lucifer’s stomach. “Shit. Holy shit. I’m so fucking deep in your guts I can feel myself bulging out of you.” He laughed, slightly manic. “Oh, I’m gonna fucking ruin your pussy, baby.”

“Then do it, Daddy.” Lucifer pleaded, squeezing his eyes shut.

“No,” Adam chided. “You’re gonna bounce on my cock and take it all like a good girl.”

Trembling, Lucifer nodded and lifted himself up slowly, then dropped back down. Both moaned loudly, overwhelmed by pleasure. Lucifer repeated the motion, gaining speed in a new rhythm, grinding his hips down to feel the cock hit that sweet spot inside. “Fuck, daddy.” Lucifer panted, head bowing forwards. “It feels so good.”

“Yeah,” Adam agreed breathily. “You’re— fuck— you’re so good for me, best fucking pussy I’ve ever fucking had in my life.” He grabbed Lucifer’s hips to assist, thrusting up as Lucifer came down. “Fuck! Oh shit, I’m gonna fucking breed you, bitch!”

Lucifer wailed at the onslaught of pleasure, brain scrambling. He didn’t care how desperate he sounded, or how pathetic he looked, he needed to be pumped full of hot cum. “Please! please cum in me, make me yours, mark your territory!”

Adam howled, snapping hips a few more times until he felt Lucifer clamp down around him with his orgasm, then came harder than ever, so much so that he could feel it overflow and drip out of Lucifer’s spasming hole. “Oh, fuck, Luci.” Adam breathed. “That was fucking amazing.”

“Y-yeah.” Lucifer agreed, trying to come down from his high. “You’re… definitely better than how I’ve been told.”

Adam laughed. “I’ve had a lot of time to practice. You, though, you’re a natural cocksleeve. Practically made to be fucked full of cum.”

Shuddering, Lucifer smiled. “You flatter me.”

“Don’t let it go to your head.” Adam warned. “After all, I still have two favors to ask of you.” He rubbed a gentle circle on Lucifer’s stomach, just to feel the bulge of his cock. “So, do you fancy a stroll around Hell, princess?”

Lucifer’s cunt twitched with interest. This was going to be interesting.