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so.... hi.
if you clicked on this, youre probably as crazy as me.
fair warning, i am writing on a kindle e-reader without using any backup, i am literally typing this with my thumbs in the work text box on ao3's site.
i am writing with no filter, and not spell or grammer checking.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, AND MY THUMBS ARE STARTIJNG TO HURT, SO TGIS IS THE ONLY WANRING YOU WILL GET.
...still here? oh well. your funeral.
First up: *ahem, umbitch style* GARFIELD IS COMPLETELY PLAUSIBLE WARRIOR CATS NAME. TGIS FUKIN RUINED MY PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD. SEND HELP PLZ.
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its 2:30 a.m.
i love elephants. i have a stuffed one ive had since i was born with mee right now. her name is Lule (pronounced loo-lee) and i love her so fuking much. elephants are adorable like, thwir lil trunks that tgwy use to hug eachother with? fukin adorable. and they use them to drink water, but the lil babes dont knkw how to use them till they get older, so they kinda just collapse tgeir lill legs under themselves, and drink like otger animals do. its so cute cuz then their lil trunks get in the way. but seriously, in all honesty, look up baby elephants drinking water, and you will NOT be dissapointed.
its 2:35 a.m.
im not sure what to do. im bored, but wha i can do on this browser is very limited. like, limite to the point that it only has one tab, cant show color (tho tbf, nor can the resg of the kindl), it hates picturds, it doesnt like angthing that is animated, moves, or changes a lot quicky (IM LOOKING ATG YOU CHARACGER COUNT), AND it doesnt like scrolling. likw if im scrolling through ao3 and i swipe to quickly, itll skip like five cgpters.
to be fair, tho, this kindle is like 5 years old, the screen is glitcged in the top and bottom right corners, the web browsdr is in bet mode, and it is basicllg archaic in technology terms.
its2:43 a.m.
and its easter mornjinh. happy easter, to those who celebrate. to those who donr, happy easter anh way.
its 2:45 a.m.
and imma go find some shitty fluff fic to read or smth and go to sleep. bye. dlont drnk water, it tastes gross.