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No, this isn't a "Y/N" moment.

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everytime cure-nim posts, u KNOW the photo's gonna change ur life
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cure-nim, please stop cropping out the other boys. Ik u only love ivan but this is getting too much 😭😭😭
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Ivan is part of a world-famous idol group and Till is the man behind his most popular fanpage.

Notes:

For context:
- ALNST is the name of the idol group. There are four members: Ivan 🐶(main vocalist), Luka 🕊️(main visual), Acorn 🐿️(main rapper), Tiya 🐐(leader, main dancer). Luka is also a vocalist and Ivan's more of an all-rounder who's good at everything but the company needed to leave some scraps for the rest of them.
- Acorn is the round 2 contestant that Till beat.
- Tiya is the round 3 contestant that Ivan beat. I saw him nicknamed as 'Tortilla' once and that was so fucking funny that it's his name now.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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@C.U.R.End

Seoul Concert 04/2015

#ALNST_Ivan 

Ivan Black Sorrow 

[ Img Desc: Ivan in an all-black outfit looking down at the camera, a smirk on his face. ]

5:20 PM ⭑ 04/01/15 ⭑ 258K Views

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Shiro @takmora_ ⭑ 5:21 PM 

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YORU SERVICE ONCE AGIAN, I OWE YOU MY LIFE!!!! 😭😭😭

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IVAN MARRY ME  @saninini23 ⭑ 5:20 PM 

three letters, one word. starts with s

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  • lesbian icon jimathan @soyboytoyy ⭑ 5:21 PM
    ON MAIN, OOMF??
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Bayleaf @baylefflit ⭑ 5:21 PM 

everytime cure-nim posts, u KNOW the photo's gonna change ur life

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Anakt Garden ✔ @ANAKT_Official ⭑ 9:00 PM

'Queen & Pawn ft. Luka from ALNST' OUT NOW 👑♟️

🔗youtu.be/qWw9328ka...

🔗open.spotify.com/trac...

🔗anakt.com/products/2...

#Hyuna #ALNST_Luka

[ Img Desc: Hyuna is sprawled on a throne like a king. Her hand is extended to the camera. A hand with discolored fingers reaches back to her. The word 'QUEEN' is written on top, and '& PAWN' is written on bottom. ]

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Luka
@ALNST_Luka 

Honored to work with you again @Hyuna_Official

  • Anakt Garden ✔ @ANAKT_Official ⭑ 9:00 PM
    'Queen & Pawn ft. Luka from ALNST' OUT NOW 👑♟️
    🔗youtu...

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Hyuna ✨ ✔ @Hyuna_Official ⭑ 9:56 PM 

Had fun shooting that video with ya! 

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TAMA ❤️🩹 @opmpossum ⭑ 9:47 PM 

ashashdgjsfriiihpldhjkk HYULUKA IS REAL GUYS

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Ivan LOML  @daily_lukaivan ⭑ 9:46 PM 

Omg new Luka content right after Ivan's single drop!?!? Is it too delulu to say they scheduled this????

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  • TAMA ❤️🩹 @opmpossum ⭑ 9:47 PM

    bitch this is literally a hyuna single featuring luka. how did ur brain get to THAT

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  • Ivan LOML  @daily_lukaivan ⭑ 9:47 PM

    No need to be so hostile??? Literally just let me live my life

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  • TAMA ❤️🩹 @opmpossum ⭑ 9:48 PM

    idk :// just kinda sick of ppl like u constantly barging in and forcing ur ship narrative onto everything

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  • Ivan LOML  @daily_lukaivan ⭑ 9:50 PM

    Bro what part of me commenting something lighthearted on Luka's tweet meant you had to engage?????

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  • Luka's left toe 🌻 @alnstlukakissme ⭑ 9:55 PM

    Guys guys ur both wrong. luka's alrdy dating me

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Ratt ⚜️ Hyuna my QUEEN ⚜️@rattattatouille ⭑ 9:55 PM

All this LukaIvan vs HyuLuka discourse when we all know Hyuna's too good for a man like Luka 

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Buy Ivan's new brand collab: MeoRi
@C.U.R.End

Seoul Fansign 4/2015

#ALNST_Ivan 

[ Img Desc: Ivan flashing a finger heart with his right hand. His left arm is slung around someone's shoulder, but the other person is cropped out of the picture. Only their shoulder-length sandy blond hair can be seen. There is a flower crown on Ivan's head and a sweet smile on his face. His snaggletooth pokes out. ]

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Just one chance, Ivan ALNST @eversun_xx ⭑ 11:04 PM

that's our aegyo king, how can a 22 year old man be this cute!? 

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Tia @tiyaxtia ⭑ 11:04 PM

cure-nim is so good for ivan content but they can and will crop out your favs. poor tiya LMAO

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Shiro @takmora_ ⭑ 11:03 PM 

Am I tripping balls or IS THAT TIYA THAT YOU CROPPED OUT, CURE-NIM!!?!? 

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  • Michti ➽ Commissions Open @matchalatart ⭑ 11:03 PM

    The one time we get high-quality photos of tortivan and it's cropped out 😪

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  • Shiro @takmora_  ⭑ 11:05 PM

    Hold on, I'm stupid. What??? Is?? Tortivan???

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  • Michti ➽ Commissions Open @matchalatart ⭑ 11:07 PM

    It's the ship between Tiya (tortilla) and Ivan!!!

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  • Shiro @takmora_  ⭑ 11:10 PM

    How tf did y'all get tortilla from his name, where is the justice 😭

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Avery
@acornlxver77 

You're complaining but us acorn stans are fighting wars trying to use his name in a ship 

[ Gif Desc: An extremely low-quality video of a skeleton spinning around on a fan, seemingly hung from it by the neck. The skeleton flies off at the end. ]

  • Shiro @takmora_  ⭑ 11:10 PM
    How tf did y'all get tortilla from his name, where is the justice 😭

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discount baby @modnocc  ⭑ 11:12 PM 

You're already fighting wars trying to spot Acorn in official content

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  • Avery @acornlxver77 ⭑ 11:12 PM

    YOU SHUT UP

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Chimeralin @_bakubroooo_ ⭑ 11:13 PM

How tf is that possible, i thought the ivan fuckers would ship ivan with anyone that so much as breathes in his direction. tiya & luka don't even like ivan and look at the # of fics on ao3 for them. u're telling me acorvan ISN'T a thing yet?

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  • Avery @acornlxver77 ⭑ 11:13 PM

    I DON’T KNOW. I GENUINELY DON’T KNOW. ATP I’M WILLING TO EAT ANYTHING ACORN RELATED, EVEN IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH IVAN’S OVERRATED MUG

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Senshi 😎 @madarasucks12 ⭑ 11:29 PM 

wdym his name is fucking acorn. who decided that stage name

  • Avery @acornlxver77 11:12 PM
    You're complaining but us acorn stans are fighting wars trying to use his name in a ship 

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Acorn 🐿️ ✔ @ALNST_Acorn ⭑ 12:03 AM

Live now! Join me for an hour to chill and chat.

▶️ vlive.tv/ALNST/wW2bApn...

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Avery @acornlxver77 ⭑ 12:03 AM

MY PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED. THAT SACRIFICE TO THE CHIPMUNK DEMON WAS WORTH IT

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Hiroshit ✧ @sasukeisaloser ⭑ 12:04 AM 

why does acorn always go live when im abt to go to sleep 😭😭 fuck school tmr ig 🤷

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Hiroshit ✧ @sasukeisaloser ⭑ 12:05 PM 

hOLY SHITB HE READ MY TWWET IN REAL TIME. WHAT IF I KMS

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Shiro @takmora_ ⭑ 12:35 AM 

'sorry, I was doom scrolling and like 20 minutes in, I thought if I couldn't sleep, im gonna inflict it on y'all too.' acorn-nim u may not get any lines or screentime, but u will always be our #1 interaction king

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Acorn 🐿️ ✔ @ALNST_Acorn ⭑ 12:36 AM

Thanks

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🌈 Nicki 🌈 @princessbubblegun ⭑ 1:01 AM

OH HELL NO. WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL MFERS THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ASK ABT ACORVAN ON STREAM!?!?

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Bayleaf @baylefflit ⭑ 1:02 AM 

"acorvan? is that some kind of kitchen appliance?" we're in the clear guys, he doesn't know

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Till 🔒
@unknownn_ending 

man is it just me or do the food in that convenience store kinda suck. this tastes so bland but i got nothing else in the fridge

[ Img Desc: A half-eaten corn dog. The lighting is shitty. ]

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Mizi 🌸 @mizilicious ⭑ 12:25 AM

Was it from the mart down by the park? Their food r stale if u buy them past midnight cuz they dont bother restocking anymore

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  • Till 🔒 @unknownn_ending ⭑ 12:26 AM

    yeah it was. lesson learned ig

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  • Sua 🔒 @universua_ ⭑ 12:26 AM

    U say that but ik you’re going to buy it again

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  • Till 🔒 @unknownn_ending ⭑ 12:27 AM

    what can i say. im a man of many vices

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  • Mizi 🌸 @mizilicious ⭑ 12:27 AM

    Take care of yourself, till!! I can always go cook for you again!

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  • Till 🔒 @unknownn_ending ⭑ 12:27 AM

    mizi i lov u but ur food almost killed me last time

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  • Sua 🔒 @universua_ ⭑ 12:28 AM

    As mizi's gf, i feel the need to defend her. But i will refrain from commenting this time...

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  • Mizi 🌸 @mizilicious ⭑ 12:29 AM

    QAQ;;;;;

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Sua 🔒 @universua_ ⭑ 12:23 AM

Did u get food poisoning again lol 

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  • Till 🔒 @unknownn_ending ⭑ 12:30 AM

    THAT WAS ONE TIME

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Group Chat with Mizi & Sua

Mizi ⭑ 12:32 AM

For real though, r u ok? 

U rlly should stop spending money on ALNST if u can't afford to eat proper meals

 

You ⭑ 12:33 AM

im fine mizi dw

got a new commission last week. as soon as I get paid, ill ween off the instant meals

 

Sua ⭑ 12:33 AM

Istg till, if you bought that meori conditioner that Ivan got signed as an ambassador for the other day...

 

You ⭑ 12:33 AM

no comment

 

Sua ⭑ 12:33 AM

TILL

It's overpriced and u don't even use conditioner!

 

You ⭑ 12:33 AM

ill start now

time for me to have shiny hair

new year new me

 


 

Sua 🔒 @universua_ ⭑ 12:34 AM

fellas, is it gay to change your lifestyle because a hot guy told you to buy his stuff?

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Group Chat with Mizi & Sua

You ⭑ 12:34 AM

STOP SUBTWEETING ME