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Obi-WanKenobi: My Padawan is not normal. I think he's the son of the Force or something. #padawan #force #skywalkersarecrazy
Skyguy_Skywalker: Of course I am.
Obi-WanKenobi: I was joking…
Skyguy_Skywalker: I wasn't.
Flora_the_Force: Hello! I have a social media account now! I’m the Force (yes, the actual Force), but you can call me Flora. And yes, I'm Anakin's other mother.
Skyguy_Skywalker: Hey Mom.
Flora_the_Force: Hi sweetheart. I noticed that you haven't come to visit me lately… Have you no love for your mother?!
Skyguy_Skywalker: I've been busy. My Padawan-daughter is almost as insane as I am, and with the whole thing with Dooku and Grievous…
Ahsoka-Snips: That's me!
Obi-WanKenobi: Padawan-daughter?
Skyguy_Skywalker: I'm legally adopting Ahsoka.
Flora_the_Force: I have a granddaughter?!
Ahsoka-Snips: Hi!
Flora_the_Force: Hi baby! Anakin, why didn't you tell me?!
Skyguy_Skywalker: I was going to surprise you after the legal adoption paperwork was done.
Flora_the_Force: What's next?! You're secretly married and didn't invite me to your wedding?!
Skyguy_Skywalker: No comment.
Ahsoka-Snips: HE'S MARRIED TO PADMÉ AMIDALA
Ahsoka-Snips: AND SHE'S MY NEW MOM NOW
Skyguy_Skywalker: Traitor!
Senator_Padmé_Amidala: Ahsoka! That's private information!
Ahsoka-Snips: Not anymore!
Skyguy_Skywalker: Ahsoka Tano-Skywalker!
Skyguy_Skywalker: You are SO grounded!
Ahsoka-Snips: Okay