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When horiozn roled out of his bed at four thirty am, he felt a sadness of profound gravitas undulate throughout his entire frame. “nobody remembers my birthday…” he groaned, sighing at his relection.
Staring at his full body mirror, horizno stared at his full body. He wore an extravagant gold chain around his neck and an extravagant gold fedora, and he wore boots made of steel with fishnets made of gold. he reached his tail over to his face and brushed glitter off of his nose. “i huess ill go outside…” he murmured.
horozin went outside. but when he did, he saw somethinf he never though was possible! “No!” horzin screamed. the while village was burning down! “Who did this?” he begged. “ill stop them!”
but then the rockruff energed from the flame. “you are my enemy!” roared Hoirizons enemy. “thats why i killed you’re mom!”
“Youll pay with you’re life!” hozorin shrieked, swinging his battle axe at the dog pokemon.
“not so dast!” interjected she. “im not here to die, im here to kill…” the rock type smirked evilly “YOU!!!!!!”
hzorzon smirked goodly. hallowed light filled his perplexion and he smirked. “oh yeah! well, ive got a trick up my sleeve,” he confided.
“NO!” spat the devious pup. as she did, the sun came cragsing down from tve sky and smacked her right in the face! and the unevolved rock dog pokémon died and the sun rised once more.
horsion pumped his fist. yes, he cheered. but then he cried. “my mom is dead!” he cried.
“son, come here!” commanded horizorizorizon’s mom, dying. “im dying!” She was on fire and dying.
“please, no!” requested horatio. “you cant die here! …its my birthday!”
“i… am… dying…” croaked hozone’s mom. “i love… you, …and happy birthday…” she died.
“hi hizorzizon!” greeted nebula. he wore a special charm on his head and two silver earrings and a special helmet that could repel dark magic and gloves made of cobalt and a cross necklace with his long lost mothers name on it and a secret pocketwatch in his special orange construction vest that could tell him the day that hirizion would die and his long pink fingernails were stained in blood. “how are yoy doing?” nebula announced.
“not great…” horazbin hotel explained. “my mom died. how could amber do this to us…”
nebula shook her head. “Seventeen years ago, in a now forgotten land known as Astennia, Amber and your mother were best friends and also Amber was the queen of Astennia. they ruled together happily for centuries but alas, all was not meant to last. A dark shadow casted it’s way onto Astennia and the Dark Lord staked his claim. Our people had no chance, and millions died. Your mother casted a magic spell on the Dark Lord but it didnt work because the Dark Lord used a different spell that sent a volcano to destroy Astennia. The volcano didnt kill your mother but it sent her flying all the way to this village and then she married her husband and she had you. Amber wasn’t so lucky. In order to summon the volcano the Dark Lord needed a sacrifice so he sacrificed Amber and she turned into the volcano. But she fought the volcano and won, but at what cost? she was evil now (like the Dark Lord, who was also evil) and even thought she tried to stop being evil she was evil at the end of the day and nothing could stop her. In order to stop her the Light Lord casted a spell on Amber turning her into another golcano but not an evil one so now shes both evil and not evil which means that nobody understood her and both the Dark Lord and the Light Lord scorned her. She had nobody left so she became sad and she couldnt do anything but cry for a thousand years but then she met you and saw you’re mom and knew she had to destroy her to get revenge! And so she burnt down your home village to take revenge on your mom and now she is dead and your mom she is dead as well,” Nebula said.
“but… it… its my birthfay…” revealed Hydrocortisone. “please…”
nebola nodded. “you will have to make a birthday wish!” he noted.
“yes, your right!” Hohoho undulated. “i wish… i wish rhat all of this never happened!”
And just like that, everything went backwards until handsomrizon stared at his mirror ahain. he soghed. “birthday…”
suddenly, all of hrzn’s friends appeared! and all of them wore party hats and clapping!
“happy birthday, hansolorizon!” congratulated nebula.
“happy birthday, hanfred zon karma!” decreed hanziska zon karma’s mom.
“happy birthday, horandsanitizer” proclaimed the reformed rock-type mutt.
“happy birthday, haxorizon!” ordered JuegAriel, author of PMD: Fated Futures, a fully complete, exciting and imaginative story which can be read on the PMDFanfiction website.
“happy birthday, H!” cackled the Dark Lord.
“happy birthday, happybirthdayorizon!” exalted the Light Lord.
Noziroh smiled happily. “oh my gosh guys! i cant velieve you remebered my birthday!”
and all of them lived happy ever aftwr!!
…or did tbey?
TO BE CONTIED