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[Jaehaera - 18:55]
@Mum Dad flipped out yet? I only watched half the game.
[Rhaella - 18:56]
oh i know he’s mad
[Maelor - 18:59]
Do we even have to ask? It’s game night, of course he’s mad
[Helaena - 19:05]
Bad sports day😢
Your father is already pacing
[Rhaella - 19:06]
what’s the score?? uncle daeron changed the channel
[Aemond - 19:06]
They should fire that fucking coach
It’s 3-1 whichis PATHETIC
[Maelor - 19:07]
Here he goes
[Aemond - 19:07]
If the coach had half a brain this wouldn’t be happening!
[Jaehaera - 19:08]
I give it 10 minutes before he throws the remote at the screen
[Helaena - 19:10]
It’s okay, I already hid it😉
[Maelor - 19:12]
Smart.
So is it just the coach or is he planning to cull the whole team?
[Rhaella - 19:13]
bet it’s both he’s been cussing them out for weeks
[Aemond - 19:13]
BOTH!
The whole team is incompetent! And the coach is useless!
[Helaena - 19:14]
So you’ve said, my love.
[Aemond - 19:15]
The defense is weak, the offence has no strategy, and don’t even get me STARTED on their midfielders
[Jaehaera - 19:17]
Dad this is why you got sacked from coaching my team in school
[Rhaella - 19:18]
mum do you need backup lol
[Helaena - 19:19]
😆I’m used to it my darling.
Dragons need to let off steam now and then.
[Maelor - 19:21]
Ugh you sound like granddad
Pretty sure dad would burn down a city for his team
[Aemond - 19:23]
You’re not wrong. This coach is about to burn the whole season down. He’s lucky I’m not there - this kind of incompetence wouldn’t stand for even a second.
[Rhaella - 19:25]
well that doesn’t sound like a munity at all
[Jaehaera - 19:26]
Oh Gods its finally happening.
[Maelor - 19:27]
I mean, if Dad stages a mutiny, are we backing him or the coach? We might need a plan
[Jaehaera - 19:29]
We back Dad, obviously. Have you met him?? There’s no surviving if we go against that.
[Helaena - 19:30]
Please don’t encourage him, children. I’d rather not be visiting him in a holding cell.
[Aemond - 19:31]
Such high opinions of my parenting 😐
[Rhaella - 19:32]
love ya dad 🥰
[Jaehaera - 19:32]
💞
[Maelor - 19:33]
💚
[Helaena - 19:44]
And the other team has scored again. He’s gone completely silent.
[Jaehaera - 19:45]
Oh no
[Helaena - 19:48]
Now he's having a word with the screen. It seems he's moved on from pacing.
[Rhaella - 19:49]
what’s he saying?
[Helaena - 19:53]
Something about "fundamentals" and "no discipline". Also some things I can’t repeat.
[Maelor - 19:56]
Probably planning the next 10 plays in his head.
[Aemond - 20:00]
I AM. And the strategy is simple: FIRE THE COACH. Put someone with a brain in charge. Someone like me.
[Rhaella - 20:02]
annnnd we’re back to munity
[Jaehaera - 20:20]
We lost, didn’t we?
[Helaena - 20:22]
Yes, sweetling. We lost 😞
[Aemond - 20:24]
DISASTER. If this coach isn’t fired by tomorrow, I’m filing a formal complaint.
[Maelor - 20:26]
An angry email, that’ll show em
[Rhaella - 20:27]
or he’s going to storm the club 😆
[Aemond - 20:30]
I’m serious. This is unacceptable. They need discipline, strategy, and leadership. I could turn this team around in weeks!
[Helaena - 20:33]
I’m more worried about you trying to stage a coup at the next game.
[Aemond - 20:34]
You’re all lucky you weren’t here. This game really tested my patience.
[Jaehaera - 20:36]
Maybe you can buy put the club and whip them into shape
[Aemond - 20:37]
I’d do it in a heartbeat. I’m serious about sending that complaint. We’ll see if they respond.
[Helaena - 20:40]
Haera, please don’t give him ideas.
I’ll certainly let you all know when he’s been appointed manager😉
[Rhaella - 20:43]
another game night survived with no casualties, well done fam 🎉
[Aemond - 20:45]
Barely. They better sack that coach or next week won’t be so easy.
[Helaena - 20:48]
@Jaehaera @Maelor You two are still coming home to watch the final, yes?
[Maelor - 20:50]
…Sure, totally didn’t forget about that.
[Jaehaera - 19:52]
😂Mum, you ready for the next one?
[Helaena - 19:55]
Oh, don’t worry. I’ll have the remote hidden again. 🐉
[Rhaella - 19:56]
queen of strategy
[Maelor - 21:00]
Good luck surviving, everyone. Same time next week?