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Shen Yuan groaned as he was caught up on the new role he'd been given upon waking up. He was confused and terrified, to be completely honest. How was he going to fix the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way as the scummiest villain known to all terrible writing?
He would cling to the lead’s thighs of course!
Aaaaand just like that, his hopes were dashed by the annoying godlike entity that brought him here. It flashed warning of punishments and sticking to his character.
‘Stupid System. Stupid Airplane. Stupid, stupid OOC!’ Shen Yuan, now Shen Qingqiu, thought as he got his bearings.
He flicked open the trademark fan and not so eagerly called for his most amazing, yet terrifying protagonist. Maybe he would get lucky and things would be relatively early. While he could still be cold and aloof, he could avoid pain and trauma.
Of course, things were never that simple.
The moment he spotted Luo Binghe two things happened:
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He noticed that he was bruised and battered from the abuse he'd already suffered. Shen Qingqiu was doomed.
And 2. He had such round cheeks! He was so pretty! Prettier than any fanart ever!
Luo Binghe, probably no older than foureen or fifteen, was still clinging to baby fat. His dark curls were tied back in a high ponytail and even though they were downcast, Shen Qingqiu could see the beautiful deep richness of his eyes from here.
Shen Qingqiu couldn't stop the fanboy persona from leaking out almost immediately. Who could resist The Luo Binghe as such an adorable young man? He was here! He was really real now!
Luo freaking Binghe was standing in front of the world's number one Binghe fan!! Self proclaimed only to himself and maybe his siblings, of course. He could never let that damned Airplane find out that he did something right with PIDW. ‘Eat your heart out Airplane! You wish you could be so lucky Binghes-bigtoe5! If you only knew how far off your oh-so-popular fanart was LiuMingyan#1wifey!’
Shen Qingqiu rushed forward, placing his hands to either side of Luo Binghe's face. He squished his cheeks and forced him to meet his gaze. Luo Binghe sputtered, but didn't dare pull away.
“My god, look at you! This is incredible! So cute!” Shen Qingqiu gushed, turning Luo Binghe's face side to side to get a good look at him. He was stunning in every way!
He couldn't even bear the thought of this adorable being getting older and reaching his full potential! It made his heart want to burst out of his chest to think of this amazing white lotus welding Xin Mo and leading the three realms with his harem near his side.
Shen Qingqiu squealed in the most undignified way at the thought. He hoped he would survive his protagonist long enough to witness at least part of it!
Luo Binghe stared up at him with shocked and confused eyes, “Sh-Shizun?” He squeaked.
Shen Qingqiu pulled away, completely forgetting he was indeed supposed to be Shen Qingqiu.
The System flashed and blared big warnings.
[WARNING! OCC DETECTED!]
[WARNING! OOC DETECTED!]
Each warning came with several docked points, putting Shen Qingqiu at a dangerous level of B-Points already. Any more and he'd definitely be dead.
He coughed and covered his face with his fan, hiding the red flush that covered his face. He held out a bottle of medicine, “Here. Clean yourself up.” He said, his voice slipping back into his bound character, “Lest someone thinks I abuse my disciples here.”
After Luo Binghe had slipped away, Shen Qingqiu looked at his stats.
He sat with an abysmal 3 B-Points.
But who could resist such a cute face?
“Worth it.” Shen Qingqiu said, flicking his fan shut.