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"hey, Hajun.."
Allen, The hip hop dork everyone knew and loved, started.
"Can you maybe- y'know..." Allen paused "tone down your uh, 'talks'. about Suiseki-san."
"He should just shut up altogether"
BAE sat around in their couch after being unfortunately caught up in one of Hajun's talks about Suiseki Iori
"What happened to you Hajun.."
Anne sighed, sending a tired, exasperated look towards their friend
"A man named Suiseki Iori happened, dear Anne"
Hajun replied, sipping his coffee with a calm expression, ignoring the stares he was getting after saying the most down horrendous things about AKAN YATSURA's beloved leader.
"You guys are so hopeless when it comes to your type in men that i can't even send any advice to your way anymore.."
"Don't say that..."
Allen pouted as he dragged out his words
"Kanata's nice, he just has a hard time expressing it"
"No, i think he just doesn't like you"
Chimed Hajun,
"Yes he does! He just doesn't know that yet"
the redhead huffed as he puffed out his chest.
"I can see literal hearts in his eyes and it hurts, you can't keep being 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 in denial, Allen..."
Anne shook their head and wiped nonexistent tears from their eyes
"I'M NOT!"
"You so are"
"Am so not!"
"Ok whatever, let's go back to the original topic. Hajun" they turned their head to him
"Yes."
"Hajun"
"Yes?"
Anne let again another sigh
"What's with the sad face? It doesn't suit you, smile a little"
Hajun bit down a laugh as he saw his teammate glare at him before continuing,
"stop being dramatic, both of you. I let you guys rant about your crushes whenever you want to, so why can't you do the same for me?"
Hajun put a hand over this chest as a sign of hurt
"Yeah, except our rants arent about wanting our said crushes to fuck us dusk till dawn" Allen said, blankly staring at the blonde
"Atleast im honest with what i want" Hajun shrugged
"A little too honest" Anne spit back
"it's still honest" Hajun winked, making the pink head groan
"Seriously...just- please, Hajun. Have mercy on us. I dont think my ears are gonna last long" Anne said as they bury their face in their palms
"Fine, fine, whatever. I'll...try to stop"
"Oh, thank goodness" "Thank you hajun"
the two members sighed in relief
"Try, ok? haa..i can't even rant to anyone anymore" Hajun wiped a fake tear in his eye
"Oh shut up. Why dont you go ahead and confess already so your fantasies can finally come true" Anne took a sip of their abandoned coffee on the counter
"No way"
"I'm done with the both of you."
"Hey, why did i get dragged into this again?!" screamed Allen