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2024-10-14
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2025-01-26
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Suicide Squad

Summary:

A group chat is created between Hanta Sero, Eijiro Kirishima, and Izuku Midoriya that ends up taking on a life of its own. And before they know it, it's changed the course of history for all of them.

Notes:

this is entirely self indulgent and full of my favs

Birdbones: Izuku Midoriya
CleanSlate: Eijiro Kirishima
SpiderHan: Hanta Sero

Chapter Text

*SpiderHan has added Birdbones and CleanSlate to a group*

 

Birdbones: Uh, what is is?

 

CleanSlate: Sero, is that you?

CleanSlate: hol up, what is that gc name?

 

SpiderHan: you gave me a vibe and figurd you might need this

 

Birdbones: Oh…that’s actually very considerate

 

CleanSlate: but why is it name Suicide Squad?

CleanSlate: this ain’t the vibe I wanna give off, bro

CleanSlate: do I raelly have that?

 

Birdbones: No, of course you don’t, Kirishima!

 

SpiderHan: you do

 

*CleanSlate … … … …*

 

SpiderHan: he’s really sending a long ass message

 

Birdbones: Yeah, I can see him from my table. Kacchan is staring at him.

 

SpiderHan: its not a lie, tho, he’s got the vibe. So do you, Mido

 

Birdbones: Heh, well, em…

 

SpiderHan: id’ fistbump you in solidarity but I’m not in the caf rn

 

Birdbones: Where are you then?

 

CleanSlate: I decided not to send all of that bs and make this gc name accurate

CleanSlate: lets not mention it again

CleanSlate: also, bro, where are you?

CleanSlate: Like, actually?

 

SpiderHan: oh, I’m hving a breakdownin the lockerroom

 

Birdones: Are you…being serious?

 

CleanSlate: Sero…bro…

 

SpiderHan: look, I failed our first test and I’m legit gonna drop dead cause of it

 

CleanSlate: …do you want anything for lunch?

CleanSlate: I’ll save something for ya

 

Birdbones: Do you want help studying? I can always tutor you?

 

SpiderHan: a meatbun would be great and I will worship the ground you walk on, birdboi, if you help me

 

Birdbones: It’s not…please don’t call me a bird

 

SpiderHan: coolio, done and gone. Mido cool?

 

Birdbones: Yeah, that’s fine

 

CleanSlate: got your meatbun

CleanSlate: I’ll give it to ya before class

CleanSlate: also, if ound a drinkf or you

CleanSlate: fluids are important

 

SpiderHan: dad? Is thatyou?

 

Birdbones: I have a feeling this groupchat is going be a lot of this

 

SpiderHan: ihappen to be building a web of support, thank you very much

SpiderHan: to clarify, that goes all ways

 

*CleanSlate … …*

 

Birdbones: Huh, I’ve never had something like that. How, uh, does this work?

 

SpiderHan: idk, you think I havef riends?

 

Birdbones: Oh…

 

CleanSlate: so my mom was actually very into things like this. If we’re gonna support eachother then we need groundrules. I propose a codeword for serious issues and that notifs are always on. Along with notif sound. Also for super serious thingshaving a hotline on speeddial isa m ust

 

Birdbones: Um, are you okay? Honestly, Kirishima, are you?

 

CleanSlate: atm? Yeah.

CleanSlate: my mom struggled

CleanSlate: fuckit, if we’re actually using this shit for this

CleanSlate: hereditary depression, throw the issues on the table guys

 

Birdbones: Er, well, I don’t know. I’ve never been tested or anything for it.

 

CleanSlate: don’t matter, ya don’t’ need to be

CleanSlate: formal diagnosis doesn’t mean it’snot any less valid

 

Birdbones: Oh. Well, I still don’t really know. I mean, I was bullied a lot when I was younger and I know that cmes back sometimes.

 

CleanSlate: we’ll work things out

CleanSlate: remember to say sometin tho

CleanSlate: @SpiderHan you’ve been qiet, man

 

SpiderHan: I, too, have nof ormal diagnosis. Vibes are survival and mine are bad

 

CleanSlate: have a ffeling your gonna be thw rost about this

CleanSlate: *the worst

 

SpiderHan: ah, yes, I do embody that word

 

Birdbones: I don’t think that’s what he meant

 

CleanSlate: moving on from that

CleanSlate: I was thinking obsidian for a codeword

 

Birdbones: But you talk about rocks all the time? Wouldn’t that get confusing?

 

CleanSlate: id o not!

CleanSlate: only a moderate amount

CleanSlate:…I really like rocks, ok?

 

SpiderHan: I think everyone in class knows. Seriously, I’ve known you for a month now and know more about rocks than ie ver used too

 

Birdbones: There are some fun facts. And I think Kacchan likes them too

 

CleanSlate: fine, back to the codeword

CleanSlate: how bout toadstools?

 

SpiderHan: ihate mushrooms. Pick something else

 

CleanSlate: you give think of something

CleanSlate: *could

 

Birdbones: Oh! How about secondwind? Like how people sometimes get another burst of energy during a fight?

 

SpiderHan: hmm, that’s usable

 

CleanSlate: I, too, am in agreement

CleanSlate: Secondwind it is for the codeword

 

Birdbones: I have a feeling it’s going to be used a lot.

 

SpiderHan: it has been a shit start to our highschool careers

 

CleanSlate: heres to making it through the year

CleanSlate: *cheers emoji, mugs clinking emoji, thumbs up emoji*