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“- and this one is Gus, see you can tell because he’s got sparkles on his head. I already ate cookie Henry; he was giving cookie Shawn some really cannibalistic glares. Next is going to be cookie Lassie because I can’t have a cookie Jules and a cookie Chief without having a cookie Lassie.”
“You do realize you’re an adult, right? And that cookies aren’t important.”
“Hush, Lassie! You’ll hurt their feelings! Cookie Shawn is feeling very vulnerable right now without his cookie Lassie.”
“It’s a cookie, Shawn, it doesn’t have- Why does that matter?”
“Cookie Shawn loves cookie Lassie very much, and without cookie Lassie he feels all doughy and unbaked, even with his pineapple flavored t-shirt.”
“...I’m sure cookie Lassie- Carlton will love cookie Shawn very much once he’s decorated.”
“I love you, too, Lassafrass.”