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I, Freddy Fazbear was playing on the playground during recess with my three best friends.
Will Wood, Markiplier and Scaramouche were playing together on the playground, as fully grown adults because we were all held back a little bit. Just a little though….
When suddenly, our playtime was interrupted by the german wind god, Venti…
“Will Wood…”
He says, looking down upon our circle… with red glowing eyes, burning bright. It hurt to look at him.
“Um it's kind of a lot”
Will Wood said, looking melancholic with rats in his sleeves and pockets.
“YOU are being arrested for the crime of arson and fraud, committed against the milk industry.”
We looked up in horror, as Will Wood started levitating into Venti’s handcuffs.
“I think I / Me / Myself is getting arrested…”
I, Freddy Fazbear tried to reach for his hands,,, but….. Venti cut off his hands as Will Wood screamed.
“...well, better than the alternative”
Venti drove off with Will Wood in the trunk of his flying Honda Odyssey. We all cried as we held each other close… it felt so empty without our other half…. Will Wood was GONE…
Mark sniffled, as he cried into my shoulder…
“Freddy…”
He whimpered…
“We should break him out of prison.”
I, Freddy Fazbear, couldnt stand to see us weep like this. We had to get it done… We have to save Will Wood…
“So, Freddy Faz-gang. What do we have to do to get Will Wood out of this bonkers pickle of a situation?”
I, Freddy Fazbear spoke with confidence.
Scaramouche the 3 ft tall maniac looked up at me, as he cried.
“yes. We will save will ”
he sniffled, like the 3 ft tall petite maniac he is.
We stood up, and we got in scaras Honda Civic and started driving down the treacherous path that awaited Will Wood's savior.
Seconds, minutes, hours. Time was moving. Eventually, they arrived in Florida where Will Wood was being held captive in his prison cell held with the other prisoners: Ricky Montgomery, Jolyne Cujoh, Mitski, Dazai Osamu, and Hatsune Miku, There were dozens of prison guards that could be recognized such as: Fyodor Dostoevksy, Jacksepticeye, Albert/Flamingo,Tommyinnit, Kinich, and the Raiden Shogun was the chief. They had to go DOWN… Will Wood will be SAVED.
I, Freddy Fazbear started spinning into the ground, like a mechanical drill as Markiplier and Scaramouche quickly followed behind… we then dug up into the cafeteria… noone was there because it was 3am on a Monday Morning. We tip toed around the area to search for our beloved Will Wood. We searched and searched, until we were greeted and surrounded by several guards.
“Whatcha think your doing here, bruv?”
Tommyinnit said with hostility as he put both of his hands in either side of his minecraft swords.
“Nothing much, how bout you?”
I said, as a sudden rose appeared in-between my teeth
Tommyinnit then passed out at my magnificence, Scaramouche quickly tied him up, so when he woke up he would starve.
As they continued their path to the beloved Will Wood, I, Freddy Fazbear and the Freddy Faz-gang ran into Jacksepticeye.
“TOP TO THE MORNING TO YA’”
He spoke in pure anger and violence
“I guess he told you about our plans, ay?”
“P-p-plans..?”
I, Freddy, and the Freddy Faz-gang said in unison.
“I, Jacksepticeye,Fyodor Dostoevksy, Albert/Flamingo,Tommyinnit, Kinich, and the Raiden Shogun, ay, plan on taking over the world, and the entirety of the world and milk industry. But, your old pal, Will Wood, had to fumble our plans, ay.”
Scaramouche got angry, and screamed at the Irish man
“MAMAAAAAA OOOOoooOOOHHH DIDNT MEANNN TO MAKE YOU CRYYYYYY”
Scaramouche then shot Jacksepticeye multiple times as he screamed in irish agony.
“NOOOO MY COFFEE!!!!!”
His screams scrunches to silence, as he suddenly disintegrated into minecraft cocoa beans but if they were coffee.
“MAMA….. JUST KILLED A MANNNNN PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAD”
We continued on further, so close yet so far. As we got to the front of Will Wood's cell… we had no key. Will Woods mouth gaped open, trying to speak his mind, but before he could the Raiden Shogun appeared before us.
“KUNIKUZUSHI. STOP THIS INSTANT!!”
Scara looked up at his god awful mother and spat on her, as Markiplier's face was cut in half by Raidens sharp blades…
“no.”
He pouted
She got ANGRY and hit him with a slipper. He continued his angry bickering towards his mother until she had enough. She had the power of the universe, and she would end it all to get him to shut up. But, Scaramouche had the power to save everyone
He thought about every memory he had… Will Wood .. Freddy…. Our dead comrade Markiplier and our recess playground dates… when we all became french under the moonlight after trying out French kissing… It all shattered his soul… He needed to save them all.
With a big BIG determination, Scaramouche started doing the fandango and starting lighting up, cracking open and blew up and died, to save will wood and everyone else in the world, while killing his mother in the process.. His mother disintegrated beside him
, as all that was left was I, Freddy Fazbear and Will Wood.
“The first step to victory is death.. Memento Mori”
Will Wood spoke with a sigh, as his chains restraining him to his cell disintegrated.
“I've learned to pick my battles, by losing most I've fought.”
I, Freddy Fazbear, and Will Wood stepped closer to one another. We hugged and fell to our knees, as the world around us caved in. There was nothing left for us. The world around us grew whiter and whiter each passing moment. The world had ended, the power of Bohemian Rhapsody had ended this world into smithereens. But, when a world like this ends, a completely new universe is created… mirroring the four friends' trust and virtues into a new form. The power of their bond and love struck them harder and harder, until they had to start again. That is, the end of Freddy Fazbears life, nothing lasts forever.