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vegetableswag: who is @The1andonly
The1andonly: hi :) i was one of the s3 newbies. my name is Bot :D
vegetableswag: oh right i forgot about that. cool 2 meet u
The1andonly: same here !! i assume ur pickle right
vegetableswag: yeap
The1andonly: nice
oh also
@makesnocents @mic(key mouse) were we still on for looney ballooney game night tonight
mic(key mouse): i always thought it was “loony balloony”
but yeah sure
makesnocents: did we rlly never write that down
The1andonly: im sure cabby wrote it down somewhere. im helping her sort files in our new room rn i can just ask her
mic(key mouse): u didnt end up rooming w/ goo?
The1andonly: since oj picked roommates in alphabetical order, cabby and i got to pick before him. he’s with blueberry i think
vegetableswag: so many new people
also balloon since when did u and nickle have game nights?? thought u hated each other
makesnocents: NICKEL*
mic(key mouse): season 3 was wild, man
The1andonly: i narrowly escaped becoming a marketable plushie during s3
its looney ballooney btw
mic(rophone): add me to the “forgot about season 3” gang
vegetableswag: oh hey mic
mic(rophone): eyyyyyy
vegetableswag: eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
makesnocents: since when did you and balloon have MATCHING USERNAMES??
mic(key mouse): it was her idea
The1andonly: its a very good bit
mic(rophone): the comedic potential was too good to pass up
and since when were you and nickle buddies
makesnocents: NICKEL***
mic(rophone): ik
i spelled it wrong on purpose
makesnocents: count ur days ill STRANGLE you
mic(rophone): 1. ur not tall enough. 2. with what hands
mic(key mouse): girl kill him
makesnocents: BALLOON YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE
The1andonly: nooo if you kill nickel we can’t beat him in mario party
makesnocents: thats what you keep me around for. wow. you guys are GREAT friends and im SO lucky to have you
mic(key mouse): somehow his sarcasm is worse over text
The1andonly: we love you too <3
makesnocents: bot its impossible to be mad at you for longer than 2 seconds
balloon however
i want a divorce
mic(key mouse): nickel im the most aromantic object on the planet and even if i wasnt id pop myself before i would even think about getting married to you
The1andonly: STOP STOP HES ALREADY DEAD
mic(key mouse): go kiss your government clone from tpot or something
makesnocents: balloon i would literally rather die
The1andonly: oh no its me and bow all over again
makesnocents: no dont worry. he wasnt made to be me or anything but he LOOKS and SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ME and i cant STAND THE GUY
his joy and whimsy sickens me
The1andonly: what about my joy and whimsy :(
makesnocents: your joy and whimsy is actually joyful and whimsical. backup nickel is just plain annoying
mic(rophone): “BACKUP NICKEL” IS CRAZY
makesnocents: finally someone agrees with me
mic(rophone): no i was talking about the phrase “backup nickel”
basedball: i talked to him once. he called me “discount jiggle boy” and to this day i have no idea what he meant by that or how to feel about it
vegetableswag: being called jiggle boy is bad enough but DISCOUNT jiggle boy is just unnecessary
makesnocents: you’re a full price jiggle boy
basedball: dont know how to feel about that either
The1andonly: guys is my input audio glitching or does anyone else hear the springtastic jingle
its been on loop for like 5 minutes
very faint but not quieter in any specific spot
just
springtastic
everywhere
acronym boy: spring-spring-spring spring-spring-springtaaastiiiiicccc
jump into a bowl of sugar milk and plaaastiiiiicccc
The1andonly: you hear it too?
basedball: we summoned paper by mentioning springtastic
acronym boy: no but now it’s stuck in my head.
TotallyTubeular: Today I learned that robots can experience auditory hallucinations. I’m on my way.
The1andonly: thx mommmm
acronym boy: wait what
YOU AND FAN HAD A KID
ANOTHER ONE
The1andonly: another one
TotallyTubeular: Built, not found, but yes. Bot is our child and we love them very much.
acronym boy: baseball told me you two got divorced
basedball: i did say that
TotallyTubeular: Why are you spreading misinformation
basedball: I THOUGHT IT WAS TRUE AT THE TIME
mic(rophone): oh hey are we talking about springtastic
taco’s like
TERRIFIED
of the springtastic mascot
TotallyTubeular: Really? Haha
The1andonly: that makes 2 of us
acronym boy: am i the only one here with positive feelings towards springtastic.
The1andonly: probably
i have cereal mascot related trauma
Tacoboutit: @mic(rophone) SNITCH
mic(rophone): HAHAHYATSHUTDHAUIYUYJUHSI
The1andonly: we should form a springy hate club
acronym boy: WHY
The1andonly: i narrowly escaped being turned into a marketable plushie
im not joking
it was genuinely very scary
Tacoboutit: See, my fears are JUSTIFIED, Mic
The1andonly: what did springy do to you?
Tacoboutit: Make bad cereal and be generally unsettling
acronym boy: SPRINGTASTIC ISNT BAD
Tacoboutit: What kind of MANIAC puts INEDIBLE SPRINGS mixed in with the BARELY EDIBLE CEREAL
mic(rophone) fight fight fight
Tacoboutit: I fully intend to
The1andonly: its 2 against 1 paper ur outnumbered
epic rap battles of history
mic(rophone): coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb
have u guys HEARD taco sing like GODDAMN. paper wouldnt stand a CHANCE
acronym boy: oh yeah, at the concert
matpat: I wish I could have heard you sing then, Taco. You have a lovely voice.
mic(rophone): MEPAD JUMPSCARE
hi mepad
matpat: Hello, Microphone.
Tacoboutit: Oh, you flatter me. You’re one to talk, MePad- You’d effortlessly turned my self-deprecating little tirade in the woods into a duet
matpat: I had not known that I could sing until then.
mic(rophone): u 2 had a MUSICAL NUMBER??? what i wouldnt give to hear THAT
matpat: Recording8_untitled.mp3
mic(rophone): mepad i owe you my life
matpat: That is not necessary. I had already given my life for you. To sacrifice yourself for my sake would be redundant.
Tacoboutit: I’m still mad at you about that
matpat: If I had not acted, then none of us would still be alive, Taco.
mic(rophone): i think thats taco language for “im glad youre okay”
she was the one to insist on fixing you, you know. she’d been so determined to make you better that she barely ate or slept
matpat: Taco, is this true?
Tacoboutit: Guilty as charged
You’d helped me through so much even though I insisted that I didn’t need nor deserve your help
It’s only fair that I return the favor and help you for a change
matpat: …I appreciate it, Taco.
FIRST_PRIZE: just kiss already gdi
matpat: Excuse me?
Tacoboutit: WHAT