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“Guys, can we just agree that Sonic is obviously not related to Hatsune Miku? We’re losing the game!”
“No, Fox! I must fight for my honor now!” Knuckles raised a fist high up to the sky before slamming it down onto the attic floor, causing his two friends to jump up. “I chall—”
Knuckles screamed and jumped up when a hammer threatened to bash his hand into the floor. It stopped just before hitting the floor and Amy Rose lifted it, holding it over her shoulder. “Both of you shut it, we’re playing Fortnite! What does that have to do with anything?”
Tails nodded enthusiastically, before looking down at his screen again and gasping when his Kimiko skin got headshot in the middle of Guaco town by a Plungerman skin. “Guys! Guys! Get my reboot card!”
Amy was the first to start playing again to collect Tails’s reboot card with Starfire, instantly abandoning the previous argument and leaving Knuckles and Sonic to stare at each other. Knuckles was the first of the two to give up on the staredown. “I must conquer this lobby!” He announced before somehow using his fists to conquer his enemies with Fishstick.
Sonic had no idea why they chose those skins when they could be a squad full of John Wicks.
Sonic looked back down at the switch in his hands. Ready to prove he was the Fortnite champion of the household but there was a problem when he tried moving his John Wick…
He was spectating Amy.
That damn Michelangelo skin got him…
Sonic groaned, dropping the switch at his side as he slumped back against his bean bag. “I hate Ninja Turtles…”
Knuckles absentmindedly nodded while he continued to conquer the lobby, completely ignoring Sonic’s reboot card. Amy—bless her heart—was quick to run for Sonic’s card but got headshot by Peter Griffin. Knuckles was then shot at by Batman, Goku, and Godzilla.
Knuckles nearly threw his switch down had the harsh glare he received from Amy not stopped him. Amy cleared her throat, her hammer resting over her shoulders as she addressed her brothers, “Hear ye! Hear ye!” Sonic groaned and banged his head against the attic floor.
For the 2nd time in the month, Sonic managed to land himself in Court Amy. Last time he had to take out Ozzie for a week straight, but that punishment was probably gonna end up being bestowed upon Knuckles.
Tails cleared his throat and stepped up. “Court Amy is now in session for the prosecution of Sonic The Hedgehog and Knuckles The Echidna for foiling our game! With our most honorable judge: Amy Rose presiding!” Tails clapped for her and she smiled softly at him before glaring at their other brothers.
Knuckles cleared his throat and sat down on the floor. “I deeply regret my actions, though it is obviously false that Hatsune Miku and Sonic are not rel–”’
“SHE’S MY COUSIN! ANYTHING IS CANON WHEN IT COMES TO MIKU! ALSO SEGA—”Amy tapped her hammer against the floor and Sonic quickly retreated and shut his mouth. He quickly wondered if taping his mouth shut would help his case.
Knuckles turned back to Amy, closing his eyes and putting a fist over his heart. “I will accept any punishment, with honor!”
Amy nodded approvingly at her older (?) brother before lightly tapping the handle of her hammer atop his head. “Very well, Knuckles The Echidna! Your punishment will be kind and fair to you! You will be walking Ozzie for the week!”
Knuckles jumped up and cheered while Sonic buried his head in his hands and groaned before looking up at Amy. Sonic was willing to get on his hands and knees and beg that Amy don’t give him garbage duty… or worse… Ozzie’s doody.
“Sonic The Hedgehog!” Amy began, and Sonic realized he lost his chance to beg Amy not to put him on Ozzie doody and to take mercy on his poor soul, so he sat back and awaited his tragic fate. “You… will be on… TRASH DUTY!”
THAT WAS WORSE THAN OZZIE DOODY!!!
“ NOOOOOOOOOOO”
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Don’t listen to what anyone tells you, trash duty is the worst possible duty that could ever be assigned to a person. Everyday, Sonic wakes up and prays for the souls of the unfortunate people who are forced to take out the trash every day. (This also led to a very awkward conversation with Tom)
Sonic would probably feel a little bit better about trash duty if it wasn’t for the raccoons that always jumpscared him like Freddy Fazbear. Sonic was pretty sure he was at risk of a heart attack. He even brought it up to Amy! But then she teased him for it and he ended up betting he could take out the trash without getting spooked.
If Sonic lost the bet… he’d get trash duty for another week.
He shuddered and wondered if this could count as a cruel or unusual punishment. The sound of rustling was enough to snap Sonic out of his thoughts, he fought the urge to scream because he could not end up with more trash duty.
Sonic brushed off the noise to just be the raccoons, but the sound of cans rustling around and bottles clinking together was starting to irritate him.
He paused mid-step when he heard that rustling noise behind him. Sonic froze, his ears twitching as his gaze darted around the front yard. “If that’s you raccoons, I’m warning you—this hedgehog is not in the mood!”
Sonic set down the garbage bag and sighed. “If this is another alien then I should’ve grabbed the tranquilizer…” he muttered before dragging the bag with him.
The rustling suddenly stopped, and Sonic decided that might be worth paying attention to. Sonic narrowed his eyes in the direction the sound had come from and turned toward the…trees? Dang did the trash roll out that far?
The longer Sonic stared off into the trees the more he slowly began to realize something looked off… there was some red in the ground… and an oddly hedgehog shaped bush…
…Maybe Maddie went overboard on the gardening?
The hedgehog shaped bush opened its eyes, crimson eyes that seemed to glow in the night. Out of the forests surrounding The Wachowski Residence, Shadow stepped out.
“SHADOW?!” Sonic yelled before quickly covering his mouth. “Shadow?!” He hissed. “You’re alive?!”
Shadow just nodded, “Great observation,” he grumbled tiredly. “Listen,” Shadow began, his tone as serious as his gaze had become. “I came her only to make sure you were all okay, and considering you have a new addition, I think it’s best I leave to not—”
“Oh Amy!” Sonic gasped, scratching the back of his head, completely oblivious to the jealousy plastered all over Shadow’s expression. “She’s actually the one who put me on garbage duty for the week!” Sonic held up the garbage bag in hand.
Shadow hummed, “Do you like Amy?”
Sonic looked horrified at that idea, so horrified he had to drop the bag and wave his hands around at the speed of light. “No, no, no, no, no… no” Sonic said rapidly before chuckling awkwardly. “She’s sort of like a really nice sister who also pulls out a hammer to whack me on the head whenever I do something stupid to knock some sense into me!” he laughed then gave Shadow the most serious look he ever had in his entire life. “Why do you like her?”
Shadow shook his head, “I don’t even know her…”
Sonic sighed and visibly relaxed. “Good, cause I’m pretty sure she runs on the rainbow road… like I tried to watch The Matrix with her to introduce her to the wonders and joys of Keanu but she ended up being way too interested in Monica!”
Shadow had no idea what any of that meant, but he still nodded.
A thought seemed to occur to Sonic, concern now very visible in his eyes when he looked at Shadow. Shadow didn’t like the look he was receiving. “Wait, do you have anywhere to stay?”
Shadow went quiet, blankly staring at Sonic.
Sonic took that as a yes. “C’mon dude”
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“...What the hell is this?”
“This!” Sonic held out his arms, motioning to the cave around him. “Is my old cave!” He let his arms fall to his side and smirked. “I lived here for like ten years before Tom and Maddie took me in, now you can!”
Shadow circled the cave, examining what little decor was left after Sonic had moved most of it out to his room. Shadow’s gaze landed on the drawing on the wall containing Longclaw and Sonic sitting atop of a loopty-loop. “Did you draw this?”
Sonic—who was a second away from embarrassing himself with his nunchucks—turned back to look at the drawing. “Huh? Oh, that!” he laughed awkwardly before averting his gaze. “I drew that on my first night on Earth actually!”
Shadow stared at his back a moment longer than necessary before turning back to the drawing. “Your artistic skills were questionable.”
Now Sonic could not just let that slide. “Hey! I was like… four or something when I drew that! That's basically toddler age!”
Shadow huffed, “If you say so…”
They both went quiet before turning to stare at each-other.
♡
There was a burning sensation in Sonic’s belly that felt like a tight coil that pulsed every time Shadow rubbed up against his shaft. Shadow was running his hands through Sonic’s quills, seeking to leave not an inch of him untouched. Both were purely running on instinct since neither had experience. Just acting on whatever felt right. Sonic shivered every time Shadow ran his fingers through his quills, and he heard Shadow's breath hitch when he gripped a fistful of quills a bit too hard.
Sonic honestly had no idea how they even got to this point. One second they were just staring at each other with no urge to jump each other's bones, the next they were all over each other.
Shadow dove in to capture Sonic’s lips in a kiss, teeth clanking a bit and their noses bumping into each other when Sonic tried to adjust a bit. It felt more like they were mushing their faces together than an actual kiss. Even with the awkwardness of it, Sonic still felt his face flushing from the intimacy of it all.
Shadow reached his hands down to rub his fingers up against Sonic’s shaft, slowly guiding out his growing erection and rubbing at the tip. Sonic could only mewl and paw at Shadow’s shoulders as he subtly pressed his knee up between Shadow’s legs.
Shadow closed his eyes and exhaled a breath at the sensation. “ Fuck” he breathed as he began to slowly rub his throbbing entrance up against Sonic’s knee, trying to keep his a steady grip on the blue hedgehog’s cock as he tried to stroke it and grind up against Sonic’s knee at the same time.
Unexpectedly, Sonic licked two of his fingers and pressed them up against Shadow’s pussy, rubbing at the entrance and watching how Shadow’s eyes screwed closed and how his mouth hung open when he let out a small moan. Sonic pulled his knee away from Shadow and pushed his index finger into Shadow’s tight heat first.
Sonic gently kissed Shadow’s cheek before he pushed his index finger in deeper, curling it once fully inside and spreading open Shadow’s tight walls. Shadow grabbed onto Sonic for a grip, his hands moving up to Sonic’s shoulders as he bit down on his left shoulder to keep from moaning too loud out of embarrassment.
“ Sonic” Shadow moaned softly into said hedgehog’s shoulder. Sonic’s ear twitched at the sound, taking it as the invitation to pump a second finger into the hedgehog. Shadow let out a low groan as he pushed his hips up to meet Sonic’s fingers and try to drive them deeper into his pussy.
Sonic honestly had no idea what he was doing. If he put another finger in, would it get stuck? Was he supposed to curl his fingers now? Or was he supposed to pull them out and push them back in?
Sonic curled his fingers up inside Shadow, and based on the sounds it elicited, it was a good choice. He pulled out his two fingers and pumped his index back in first, this also proved to be a decent choice.
Every little sound Shadow made—every sigh, every gasp and moan only served to harden Sonic’s erection, it began to ache with desire. Sonic continued to pump his fingers in and out of Shadow’s cunt to make him cum, to get him all wet and ready to take Sonic’s aching cock.
“ Sonic— Fuck! I’m gonna—” Shadow moaned, pressing his hips up against Sonic to drive his fingers deeper only to shiver as he came all over Sonic’s fingers. Shadow’s fingers dug into Sonic’s shoulders as he breathed heavily, trying to recover from his first climax.
Sonic pulled his fingers out—of Shadow’s dripping pussy—and examined the cum coating his fingers. Curiously, he licked at his fingers to find out what Shadow tasted like.
Man, he was delicious!
Sonic lapped at his fingers like a man starved, as if he hadn’t eaten in over fifty years. The taste of Shadow seemed to topple the charts, beating even the taste of chili dogs.
Shadow could only watch with wide eyes as Sonic sucked on his fingers, drinking up every last drop of Shadow’s cum before he dove his fingers back in to try to get more.
"Damn, this shits good" Sonic said as he licked his fingers. "Can I collect more for my cereal?"
"Sonic"
"Yeah?"
"Get the fuck out."
It's safe to say Sonic ended up making up for his shitty joke.