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Kakashi cannot deal with all the bulshit his life has become anymore, for starters he became a genin officially at five but at four was already doing missions around the village(and occasional outside missions because of the war), then the moment he became six he was thrown in the position of chunnin and sent to the front lines (let's just say none of that was pretty) then after all that and fighting in the front lines for three years and becoming an A-ranking shinobi at age eight, being promoted to jounin at nine for his incredible strength now the council is fighting the fucking Hokage (and the yellow flash of the leaf) for him to not be put in a team (not like he's complaining, they already freed him from joining at six, there's no need to go through that again)(the sandaime should stop being so obvious in his favouritism towards Namikaze)
if he's being truly honest, Namikaze Minato is a pain in his ass.
Namikaze tried to make him join a team when he was six "because he needs guidance" (as if the adults in the war (and occasional Hatakes he met) aren't enough guidance) then trying to parent him even though they barely know each other and now trying to make him join a team of fucking genins again. All in all this is absurd, if Kakashi had actually been forced in a genins team despise being a chunnin his potential would've been held back by so much (he probably only managed to evade that future because he chose to follow through with being the Hatake Clan leader) and he is now a jounin and an active front lines defender and attacker, there's no way he's being held back now of all times (the stakes are way too high), so he just need to focus on not dying and on making sure his friends in the front lines also don't die.
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Kakashi has to admit his life is a pure absurdity, he has went through 2 war times in his short lifespan, is the youngest ninja in all of the promotions possible and in ANBUs, joining ANBU at ten (having his files forged) becoming captain at eleven only 7 months after entering the ANBU, and now at officially 18(actually 13) he is being approved by the senile sandaime to become the ANBU commander 'since his late captain was also the commander and died in his last mission'(not to mention said mission was completed by him)(he only survived said mission 'cause his late captain saved him, dying in the process).
Kakashi is so overwhelmed and overworked.
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New Hokage, new village as they say
Konoha is starting to take a turn for the better with Namikaze as the new Hokage, hopefully the days dealing with the seniles in the council are over for me, I really need some rest from all the bulshit my life is (not to mention I haven't slept in 5 days dealing with all the leftovers of root while hiding its existence from the Yondaime).
I fucking need to sleep.