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Foxes 🏳️🌈:
Aaron: WHOEVER HAS TOXIC BY BRITTNEY SPEARS ON REPEAT SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO GOD
Matt: RIP
Allison: whats up your ass midget?
Aaron: I havent fucking slept in three fucking days and if I have to hear this stupid fucking song one more fucking time I'm going to commit murder
Nicky: isn't that Andrew's thing?
Aaron: stfu
Nicky: 😮
Dan: wow Aaron
Dan: to your own mother
Nicky: 😢
Aaron: absolutely not
Aaron: absolutely disgusting no
Aaron: jfc call your guardian mom once while drunk
Renee: well
Aaron: no.
Kevin: it happened more than once
Matt: and when you AND andrew weren't drunk
Aaron: this is harassment actually
Neil: its off
Allison: okay now why the fuck were YOU playing Miss Brittney Spears on repeat?
Kevin: to cover up his and Andrew's 'alone time'
Nicky: NO WAY
Nicky: KEVIN TELL ME EVERYTHING I CANT BELIEVE YOU WITHELD THIS FROM ME
Aaron: killing my self
Andrew: good
Aaron: go fuck yourself
Nicky: wait no we're NOT overlooking this!!
Andrew: yes we are
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Private chat: Baby boy 2, Gay boy
Gay boy: KEVIN!
Gay boy: I CANT BELUEVE YOU WITHELD THIA FROM ME
Baby boy 2: I value my life Nicky
Baby boy 2: hes already going to try and kill me when he finds out we're dating
Baby boy 2: Im not giving him more reasons to kill me
Gay boy: you just told everyone in the gc :/
Baby boy 2: that's bc those assholes kicked me out of the dorm without letting me grab my laptop
Gay boy: you're lucky you're hot otherwise I'd be rightfully mad😤😤
Baby boy 2: just come over here and kiss me
Baby boy 2: your asshole son and his demon spawn boyfriend left for post-sex milkshakes
Gay boy: dont have to ask me twice 😘😘
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Foxes🏳️🌈:
Allison: bitches the lot of you
Allison: except for Renee
Renee: 💜
Allison: 💝
Aaron: ew couple shit
Dan: dont be jealous Aaron
Neil: yeah Aaron
Aaron: no
Neil: Im sure someone will lower their standards and pity fuck you
Aaron: @Andrew break up with him
Andrew: no.
Aaron: I shouldve eaten you in the womb
Andrew: and yet
Andrew: here we are
Nicky: boys don't fight :(
Allison: yeah don't make your mom sad
Aaron: stfu
Andrew: 🖕
Dan: anyways
Nicky: I think you mean anygays
Dan: I did not
Dan: ANYWAYS
Dan: not to sound like Kevin or anything
Kevin: hey
Dan: but we have practice soon
Nicky: hard pass
Allison: Im actually very comfortable thanks
Andrew: milkshake
Neil: he has two milkshakes and looks adorable so no
Aaron: 🤢
Neil: dramatic much?
Aaron: go fuck yourself
Neil: your brother already did that for me
Aaron: I should finish what your father started
Neil: try me bitch
Allison: my money's on Neil
Renee: Allison
Allison: ugh fine