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Logan was on the couch eating cereal when Scott walked in. He had an odd look in his eye as he watched him scarf the meal down like a starved hog.
"There is something so wrong with you." the upright man opined
"Then do something about it, whore." Logan sizzled in his direction..
"Maybe I will." The man with the red glasses grinned.
"Come try me Scotty" the sitting down man grinned.
Scott crawled onto the couch next to logan and took the cereal bowl out of his hands putting it on the table.
"My fucming fruity pebbles." logan complained.
"They were in the way." Scott justified, raising his eyebrow.
"You literally could of waited until I was finished." Logan wiped the milk off his mouth and face where it was dripping.
"I can't wait for you any longer." Scott cried out. He was at the end of patience with the hairy man.
"Wh- what do you mean?" Logan whispered.
"I need you, Log." The glassesed man said tearfully.he put one hand on the short mutants chest.
Logan started to tear up aswell. His heart beat fast under Cyclops touch.
"I love you slime." Ligan said
"I love you too, Log." Said scott smiling
Their faces smashed together and their tongues became locked together in combat.
"Wait." Logan interrupted "What about jeant?"
"What about her?" Scott asked.
"your wife..." logan reminded.
"She doesn't have supersonic hearing like you do Logan" Scott raised an eyebrow "he doesn't have to know"
Satisfied with this the two went back to kissing passionately. Logan put his hands of soctts lower back and Scott put his hands on logans upper back. They kept kissing for a long time.
"Oh... logan...." scotty moaned. "Ah..."
"Scott what's wrong?" Logan asked with worry.
Scott's eyeballs moved away shy. Logan was basically a wizard with the way he was pondering those amber orbs behind the red glass.
Scott turned away, embarrassed.
"You can tell me anything Scotty." Logan reassured him.
"You'll make fun of me." Scott murmered.
"Yes but only a little!" Logan exclaimed.
"It's... it's just......." Scott stuttered.
He shook with anxiety because he was so scared. Logan put his hand on his face and spoke gently.
"Come on boy scout...."
"Its...." Scott whispered shyly. ".... it's hard."
"What's hard?" Logan alarmed. "I can help you."
"No, not like that." Scott sighed in exasperation. "I mean my... my..." he gulped. "My manhood."
"oh" said Logan in realization.
"I'm sorry-" Said scotty.
"No don't be!" Logan said to make him stop. "I'm glad you said that, actually."
Scott looked at him confused.
"Mine is too. " logan admitted.
Oh.
Oh.
Scott punced on logan and they made out again even harder until they were laying on the couch and rolling around.
"Scott!!!!" A woman shouted. "How could you!"
Scott sat up even though logan tried to keep kissing him. It was jean!
"Jean I am so sorry" Scott told the red haired woman. "I couldn't help myself you see I... I love him!"
"I know you do Scott I can read minds stupid." she told him
"aren't you mad at me?" Scott confused.
"No, I'm a woman, my feelings aren't important." she smiled. "And anyway I love yaoi."
"Jean is always so passive and let's us do whatever we want. This is why we fell in love with her. " Logan said
"But scott... Oh why did it have to be him!" Jean cried.
"What do you mean?!" Scott roared.
"You see scott... I'm already sleeping with logan!"
Both men gasped.
"Wait why are you gasping?" Scott asked Logan.
"I forgot. Because of my amnesia." Logan confessed.
Jean and Scott gasped.
"I had no idea!" They said.
"It's okay." Logan smiled. "We'll just have to make new memories... together."
Logan kissed Scott on the mouth. And then Jean kissed Logan on the mouth. And then Jean and Scott kissed but that's boring.
"Now we can all have set together." Scott announced. "And we don't have to feel bad about it."
"I.... I can't right now." Jean said, ashamed.
"What? Why?!" Logan asked angrily.
"Because... I'm pregant!" she exclaimed.
Scott and Logan were shocked.
"Who is the father?" asked Scott.
"Yeah is it me or Scott?" Logan asked as well.
"Actually...." Jean smiled and teared up with how happy she was. "It's both of you."
"What!" They said in unison.
"Its true!" Jean insisted. "Because of our mutant biology the egg was fertilized from two types of sperm and has some DNA from each of you. It will have a combination of all three of our powers," she smiled.
"It's like a symbol of our love." Scott said in a thoughtful voice.
"That's so beautiful... I'm so excited to be a dad!" Logan cried too.
"Ha ha wow look jean... you even made Logan cry!" Scott said and laughed
"Don't you have like three kids already" said Jean.
"That's not even counting his adopted children." Scott pointed out. "But that's not important right now. I am so happy and excited to raise this child with both my wife and now my husband."
"What will we name the kid?" asked Scott.
"I was thinking Logan Scott Charles Grey-Summers" she smiled. "After three of the bravest men I ever knew."
"It's perfect said Logan from where he was still lying rock-hard underneath Scott.
"We will be amazing parents." said the brown-haired mutant.
The end