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Nezha, in a fit of childish pique whined, "But Father, I want to go outside" in the fruity pinnochio voice.
Li Jing, rubbing his brows in consternation, opened the door. "You can go visit the ao bings. that's a good kid. Remember to clean their floor."
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Ao bing 4, the moe one said as Nezha, in his 6 armed glory ducked under the threshold. "Wow. This kid needs sum milk."
Ao bing 6, not thinking how his words would be processed said, "I think father expressed some recently. But it will be hard getting it from the queen's kink dungeon."
In that moment, Nezha decided to start doing the worm in a wet towel across the floor. Ao bing 1, stared in horrified awe at this fantastic 6 armed specimen of a man tweak on the ground.
"Look at all those chickens- Sorry, would you like some tea Nezha."
Nezha flopped eloquently across the floor.