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Interastral Gay Corporation

Summary:

The IP3 and the trailblazers have group chat, chaos ensues

Also, everyone is hella gay

 

More chapters will be added in the future!

Notes:

Dumpster_lover69 - Stelle

HumanoidRaccoon - Caelus

prickly pythagoras - Dr. Ratio

HumptyNumbty - Topaz

InflationFearsMe - Aventurine

Chapter 1: doomed yaoi anyone?

Chapter Text

Dumpster_lover69 added DrRatio to Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈

 

DrRatio (01:34): it is 1 in the morning.

DrRatio (01:34): cease this madness.

 

Dumpster_lover69 changed DrRatio’s username to prickly pythagoras

 

prickly pythagoras (01:35): ...

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:35): you know you love us ratio

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:36): which is evident by him leaving the gc once every two business days

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:36): shush

 

HumptyNumbty (01:39): why are you awake at fuckass in the morning

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:40): business

 

HumptyNumbty (01:40): ???

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:41): the question is, why aren’t YOU, topaz?

 

HumptyNumbty (01:41): I’m literally texting y’all rn 

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:42): nuh uh

 

InflationFearsMe (01:42):  Y’all I’m so drunk rn ohmyfod

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:43): are you act tho

 

InflationFearsMe (01:50): no

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:51): called it

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:52): screw you aven, now I owe stelle money

 

prickly pythagoras (01:52): L + me, myself and I.

 

HumptyNumbty (01:53): alr who taught ratio slang

 

Dumpster_lover69 (01:54): nope

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:56): wasn’t me

 

InflationFearsMe (01:56): ...

InflationFearsMe
(01:56): guilty as charged

 

HumanoidRacoon (01:57): why would you do this aven

 

Dumpster_lover69 (02:00): why would you put us through hell

 

HumanoidRacoon (02:00): what have we ever done to you

 

Dumpster_lover69 (02:02): what did we do to deserve this

 

HumptyNumbty (02:03): alr pack it up you two it is way too early for this

HumptyNumbty (02:03): why aren’t you sleeping btw??

HumptyNumbty (02:03): and don’t “business” me

 

Dumpster_lover69 (02:05): the city needs us topaz

 

HumanoidRacoon (02:05): *badass voice* yeah we work in the shadows

 

HumptyNumbty (02:07): the city needs ANYONE but you

HumptyNumbty (02:08): go to sleep

 

HumanoidRacoon (02:10): T^T

 

 

 

 

InflationFearsMe (03:05): ratio

InflationFearsMe (03:05): @pricklypythagoras  

InflationFearsMe (03:05): @pricklypythagoras

InflationFearsMe (03:06): @pricklypythagoras

 

prickly pythagoras (03:10): no.

 

InflationFearsMe (03:11): you don’t even know what I was going to say

InflationFearsMe (03:11): a little harsh, don’t you think?

 

prickly pythagoras (03:12): go to sleep.

 

InflationFearsMe (03:12): aww :(

InflationFearsMe (03:13): but it’s very important!!

 

prickly pythagoras (03:15): Aventurine you are lying next to me, if you have something to say then say it to my face.

 

HumanoidRacoon (03:20): ayo? yaoi hours??

 

HumptyNumbty (03:21): get your asses to sleep

HumptyNumbty (03:21): ALL of you

 

InflationFearsMe (03:22): yes ma’am

 

HumanoidRacoon (03:22): alriiiiightttttt

 

 

 

 

Dumpster_lover69 changed HumptyNumbty’s username to OOIIAAII

 

OOIIAAII (10:01): what the everloving fuck is this

 

Dumpster_lover69 (10:02): YOU DON’T KNOW OOIIAAII???

Dumpster_lover69 (10:02): give me one sec

 

OOIIAAII (10:03): I have a bad feeling about this

 

Dumpster_lover69 (10:05): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zmQEHjBKHYk

 

OOIIAAII (10:10): stelle

OOIIAAII (10:11): what am i watching

OOIIAAII (10:11): why is the warp trotter spinning

 

Dumpster_lover69 (10:15): its a meme

 

InflationFearsMe (10:16): not the spinning trotter

 

OOIIAAII (10:20): idek what to say anymore

 

HumanoidRacoon (10:21): stelle i think you broke her

 

prickly pythagoras (10:22): whatever you all are doing, cease it at once.

prickly pythagoras (10:22): Aventurine has a meeting in thirty minutes and he is currently struggling with eating his breakfast because he cannot stop laughing at his phone.

 

InflationFearsMe (10:23): I’M CRYINGFFGGG

 

HumanoidRacoon (10:25): stelle what have you done

 

Dumpster_lover69 (10:26): i deny having taking part in this chaos

 

OOIIAAII (10:27): HOW??? YOU SENT THE LINK

 

Dumpster_lover69 (10:30): i plead the fifth

 

OOIIAAII (13:40): guys

OOIIAAII (13:40): i accidentally showed numby the video

 

HumanoidRacoon (13:41): oh no

 

OOIIAAII (13:41): I forgot to close the tab when I shut my laptop

OOIIAAII (13:41): it was still playing in the background

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:42): wait whats happening

 

OOIIAAII (13:42): she’s spinning

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:43): who

Dumpster_lover69 (13:43) :oh my god

Dumpster_lover69 (13:43) :i jst scrolled up

 

InflationFearsMe (13:44): HAHHAHAHA SUDJWKQKKSKWKWLWWL

 

OOIIAAII (13:45): aven…

OOIIAAII (13:45): I’d advise you to stop laughing.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:46): NOT THE PUNCTUATION

 

HumanoidRacoon (13:46): wait is numby okay tho

 

InflationFearsMe (13:47): i‘m like 

InflationFearsMe (13:47: this 🤏 close to skipping the meeting

InflationFearsMe (13:48): this is WAY more entertaining than jade and diamond‘s lectures of blah blah finance and blah blah no more betting my life without warning

 

prickly pythagoras (13:48): Aventurine.

 

InflationFearsMe (13:48): fun police has arrived

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:49): i bet he’ll make up for it later👀

 

OOIIAAII (13:49): thank you caelus, for being the only one in this godforsaken group to actually care

OOIIAAII (13:50): yes, numby is okay now, I snapped her out of it with treats

 

HumanoidRacoon (13:51): okay but where are MY treats

HumanoidRacoon (13:51): i might need some extra to feed that puppy i found in amphoreus 

 

prickly pythagoras (13:52): Stelle, I will set you on timeout.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:53): ho you can’t you aren’t an admin

Dumpster_lover69 (13:54): cae you might wanna stop picking up strays dan heng is gonna get grumpy if he doesn’t have your undivided attention

 

HumanoidRacoon (13:55): does an orphan count as a stray

 

OOIIAAII (13:56): HELLO???

 

Dumpster_lover69 (13:56): yes

Dumpster_lover69 (13:56): it does

 

HumanoidRacoon (13:57): (◞‸◟)

 

InflationFearsMe (13:58): y’all jade jst clocked me for being on my phone

InflationFearsMe (13:58): can you stop texting until the meetings done

InflationFearsMe (13:58): i don’t wanna miss these highly important conversations

 

prickly pythagoras (14:00): Aventurine.

 

InflationFearsMe (14:00): O.o 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:06): so turns out

HumanoidRacoon (16:06): arson is NOT legal

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:10): thx for figuring that out for us

 

prickly pythagoras (16:11): what.

 

OOIIAAII (16:12): istg you guys get worse every day 

 

InflationFearsMe (16:12): I’m not even surprised anymore

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:13): i was just trying to be nice and like

HumanoidRacoon (16:14): this old lady asked me to light up her cigarette for her and like i thought if i set smth bigger on fire

HumanoidRacoon (16:14): then i‘d also get to see dan heng in his dragon form and water wooshie powers in action yk (i wanted to see his boob window </3)

 

OOIIAAII (16:15): ???

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:15): im so proud of you cae

Dumpster_lover69 (16:16): letting the gay thoughts take over

Dumpster_lover69 (16:17): now theres no doubt in my mind that you are my brother

 

OOIIAAII (16:17): THERE WERE BEFORE??

 

InflationFearsMe (16:18): wait caelus

InflationFearsMe (16:18): you lost me

InflationFearsMe (16:19): explain to me how setting smth bigger on fire would’ve let you see your boyfriends dragon form?

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:20): well you see he has like water powers or smth

HumanoidRacoon (16:20) he once parted the water like moses, whoever that guy is

 

InflationFearsMe (16:21): never heard of him

InflationFearsMe (16:22): that’s cool tho

InflationFearsMe (16:22): I wish my boyfriend could part the sea💔

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:23): ikr? And like if i set smth bigger on fire then hes gonna swoop in to kill the fire AND the lady gets her cigarette lit yk? Master plan

HumanoidRacoon (16:23): im so smort

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:23): you are SO smort baby brother <3

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:23): 0w0

 

prickly pythagoras (16:23): Aventurine, you don’t have a boyfriend.

prickly pythagoras (16:24): Unless you have been cheating on me.

prickly pythagoras (16:24): In which case I would find a divorce adequate.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:25): pause.

Dumpster_lover69 (16:25) wdym DIVORCE

 

InflationFearsMe (16:26): whoops

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:26): i am so heartbroken rn

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:26): WERE YOU EVER GONNA TELL US???

 

OOIIAAII (16:27): WAIITTT PAUSEEEE

OOIIAAII (16:27): Y’ALL DIDN’T KNOW????

OOIIAAII (16:27): THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:30):....

Dumpster_lover69 (16:30): you knew?

 

OOIIAAII (16:32): I officiated :)

 

Dumpster_lover69 changed OOIIAAII’s nickname to numbySTINKS

 

numbySTINKS (16:35): oh i know for a fact that you did NOT just do that

 

prickly pythagoras (16:36): cease this childish behavior at once.

prickly pythagoras (16:36): Aventurine and I got married last week.

prickly pythagoras (16:38): we had been engaged for a while now but never felt the need to tell many people since it was very unsure when the wedding could be held.

prickly pythagoras (16:40): the entire ceremony was quite spontaneous, much to my disdain, and Topaz officiated because she was nearby.

 

numbySTINKS (16:41): you break my heart ratio💔

 

prickly pythagoras (16:42): I don’t care.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (16:44): cease this cease that YOU cease your CEASING and SINCE WHNE DOES TOPAZS HAVE THE AUTHORITY RO OFFICIATE WEDDINGS 

 

numbySTINKS (16:44): I’m jst better than you ig

 

prickly pythagoras (16:46): we will be holding a party in a few weeks and if you don’t stop acting like this your invitations will miraculously get lost in the mail.

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:46): will mine get lost in the mail?

 

prickly pythagoras (16:47): have you been pariticipating in this unnecessary squabble?

 

HumanoidRacoon (16:48): no?

 

prickly pythagoras (16:50): then you will receive an invitation.

 

InflationFearsMe (16:56): ratio stop threatening the children with invitations

 

prickly pythagoras (16:57): ...

prickly pythagoras (16:58): if I must.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (17:00): it’s like he’s been domesticated

 

numbySTINKS (17:01): I’M CRYINGGGG

 

HumanoidRacoon (17:02): but i cant adopt a stray orphan??

 

prickly pythagoras (17:04): suddenly, I have lost your invitation.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (17:04): cae we’ve been over this

Dumpster_lover69 (17:04): think of dan heng

 

InflationFearsMe (17:05): ratio.

InflationFearsMe (17:05): stop.

 

prickly pythagoras (17:06): make me.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (17:08): HOLY YAOI WHAT IS HAPPENING

 

InflationFearsMe (17:10): aight, imma be busy for the next three hours CYA

 

HumanoidRacoon (17:11): doing what?

 

Dumpster_lover69 (17:12): doing WHO more like

 

InflationFearsMe (17:15): with fucking obviously duh pay gorn and stuff

 

numbySTINKS (17:16): I hate gay people

 

Dumpster_lover69 (17:16): honey you ARE gay

 

numbySTINKS (17:18): exactly

 

 

 

HumanoidRacoon (23:42): why is there a video of aven twerking circulating the internet???

 

numbySTINKS (23:45): WHAT

 

Dumpster_lover69 (23:46): WHERE

 

prickly pythagoras (23:48): I beg your finest pardon.

 

InflationFearsMe (23:50): LMFAOO WHERE???

 

numbySTINKS (23:50): what does it say about aven that im not even surprised

 

InflationFearsMe (23:51): Y’ALL?? LINK???

 

prickly pythagoras (23:53:): no.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (23:55): awh why not? I wanna see the twink twerk

 

prickly pythagoras (23:56): i do not appreciate others looking at my husband‘s ANYTHING.

 

InflationFearsMe (23:58): wait. Are u being protective? Omg thats hot

 

numbySTINKS (23:59): I did not need to know abt aven’s kink

 

HumanoidRacoon (00:00): get a room please

 

InflationFearsMe (00:02): oh you bet we will CYA

 

Dumpster_lover69 (00:02): ew

 

numbySTINKS (00:02): ew

 

HumanoidRacoon (00:03): y’all are hypocrites

HumanoidRacoon (00:04): also that’s kinda homophobic

 

Dumpster_lover69 (00:05): you’re only defending them bcs you like men too

 

HumanoidRacoon (00:07): god forbid someone likes men nowadays

 

numbySTINKS (00:07): I need to cleanse my aura of these men-likers

 

Dumpster_lover69 (00:07): preach it

 

HumanoidRacoon (00:08): :(

 

 

 

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:13): guys

Dumpster_lover69 (14:13): do NOT visit amphoreus if you aren’t in the mood for hot and steamy, pining, doomed yaoi

Dumpster_lover69 (14:13): you have been warned

 

InflationFearsMe (14:14): but what if I am?

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:15): feel free to see for yourself

 

InflationFearsMe (14:15): where will I find it?

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:15): visit the bath

Dumpster_lover69 (14:16): then follow the moaning

 

HumanoidRacoon (14:16): aven dont u have ur own yaoi

HumanoidRacoon (14:16): also is this abt phainon and mydei?

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:17): who. else.

 

numbySTINKS (14:18): who the hell are phainon and mydei

numbySTINKS (14:18): before you answer that CHANGE MY USERNAME

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:19): yeah i think you’ve suffered long enough

 

Dumpster_lover69 changed numbySTINKS’s username to MotherTrotter

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:22): okay

Dumpster_lover69 (14:22): so

Dumpster_lover69 (14:23): basically

Dumpster_lover69 (14:23): phainon and mydei right

Dumpster_lover69 (14:23): they’re like

Dumpster_lover69 (14:23): HELLA gay

 

HumanoidRacoon (14:24): like

HumanoidRacoon (14:24): really REALLY gay

 

MotherTrotter (14:31): is that it??????

 

InflationFearsMe (14:32): y’all i was waiting for TEA

InflationFearsMe (14:32): this is NOTHING

InflationFearsMe (14:32): you cant jst leave us with NOTHING

InflationFearsMe (14:32): even ratio was invested

 

prickly pythagoras (14:33): I was not.

 

InflationFearsMe (14:33): stop lying to yourself

 

MotherTrotter (14:34): you’re not fooling anyone ratio

 

HumanoidRacoon (14:40): sorry guys

HumanoidRacoon (14:40): there was an emergency

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:40): we’re back now

 

MotherTrotter (14:42): what happened??

 

HumanoidRacoon (14:43): march came back from her shopping spree with a new dress

HumanoidRacoon (14:43): stelle had a gay crisis

 

MotherTrotter (14:43): ykw

MotherTrotter (14:43): valid

 

InflationFearsMe (14:45) yeah yeah stelle is gay we know NOW WHERE IS MY TEA

 

MotherTrotter (14:46): acting like you didn‘t giggle on the couch in my office this morning , ranting about ratio‘s bed head when he wakes up in the morning

MotherTrotter (14:47): you kicked your feet, YOU KICKED THEM

 

InflationFearsMe (14:50): in my defense

InflationFearsMe (14:50): i have no defense

 

MotherTrotter (14:52): sucks to suck

 

prickly pythagoras (14:55): I did not need to know this.

prickly pythagoras (14:56): now, who are Mydei and Phainon?

 

InflationFearsMe (14:57): see? you ARE invested

 

prickly pythagoras (14:57): I am not.

 

InflationFearsMe (14:58): denial is a river in egypt

 

prickly pythagoras (14:58): it is not and you know it.

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:00): right so

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:01): phainon is the puppy i was talking about

HumanoidRacoon (15:01): yk

HumanoidRacoon (15:01) the orphan 

 

MotherTrotter (15:03): wait. you wanted to adopt a full grown man???

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:04): YOU WOULD HAVE WANTED TO TOO IF YOU HAD SEEN HIM 

HumanoidRacoon (15:05): stelle back me up

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:05): you’re on your own there i fear

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:06): THE BETRAYAL??

HumanoidRacoon (15:07) guys i swear you should have seen that guy he looks like a fucking puppy

HumanoidRacoon (15:08): that aside tho, there‘s also mydei who‘s like some prince right

 

MotherTrotter (15:10): don’t tell me you wanted to adopt both of them

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:10): cae istg you’re so gay

Dumpster_lover69 (15:10): but also

Dumpster_lover69 (15:11): YOU HAVE A BF

Dumpster_lover69 (15:12): BEHAVE

 

InflationFearsMe (15:13): stelle have you considered that dan heng might be open for a threesome if not more

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:14): I DID NOTHING TO WARRANT THESE ACCUSATIONS I JUST STATED THAT WE HAVE A PUPPY AND A PRINCE WHO

HumanoidRacoon (15:16): in my humble opinion

HumanoidRacoon (15:16): ARE THE DEFINITION OF DOOMED YAOI

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:18): EWWW

Dumpster_lover69 (15:18): AVEN

Dumpster_lover69 (15:18): I did NOT WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:19): there will be no threesomes. 

 

prickly pythagoras (15:20): Aventurine, why are you talking about a threesome?

 

InflationFearsMe (15:20): well, caelus, have you ASKED dan heng??

InflationFearsMe (15:21): also i plead the fifth

InflationFearsMe (15:21): goodbye

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:24): the only time i will agree to ANY moresome is if we get mydei to join cuz damn bro‘s buffer than ratio

HumanoidRacoon (15:25): but phainon‘s like. Not fond of ppl touching mydei so 

 

MotherTrotter (15:26): i leave for ten minutes….

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:28): why do I have to listen to my brother talking about having a threesome

 

prickly pythagoras (15:30): I am fed up.

 

prickly pythagoras has left Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:31): look what you’ve done cae

 

Dumpster_lover69 has added DrRatio to Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈

 

Dumpster_lover69 has changed DrRatio’s username to prickly pythagoras

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:33): i have no regrets. mydei IS buff like. Damn dude

HumanoidRacoon (15:33): dan heng agrees

HumanoidRacoon (15:33): no offense ratio but youre like. barely even muscly next to mydei

 

prickly pythagoras (15:35): I could not care less.

 

MotherTrotter (15:36): tbf i think he takes more offense in you openly talking abt a threesome in our groupchat and clogging his phone with it

 

InflationFearsMe (15:36): are we STILL talking abt threesomes???

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:37): i wouldnt say no to you and ratio either ngl

HumanoidRacoon (15:38): yall am i ovulating why am i so horny

 

Dumpster_lover69 (15:40): get a grip cae you’re a man you cant ovulate

Dumpster_lover69 (15:41): also if you’re horny let dan heng take care of it but leave us out of this

 

MotherTrotter (15:43): I agree with stelle on that one this is way too explicit for this chat I’m afraid

 

HumanoidRacoon (15:45): aven would you be open to lend us your husband

 

Dumpster_lover69 has removed HumanoidRacoon from Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈

 

Dumpster_lover69 has added DanHeng to Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈

 

Dumpster_lover69 has shared Interastral Gay Corporation(IGC)🌈🌈’s history with DanHeng

 

DanHeng (14:47): what am I looking at? 

 

Dumpster_lover69 (14:47): take care of this mess

Dumpster_lover69 (14:47): when you’re done add him back to the chat and then leave

Dumpster_lover69 (14:48): I have better things to do

 

DanHeng (14:48): alright

 

 

 

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:07): stelle

HumanoidRacoon (09:07): stelle

HumanoidRacoon (09:07): stelle

HumanoidRacoon (09:07): stelle PLEASE

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:08): WHAT

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:08): main car

HumanoidRacoon (09:09): left side

HumanoidRacoon (09:09): second lounge

 

MotherTrotter (09:09): do you have to do this here?

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:09): shush

HumanoidRacoon (09:09): stelle do you see her

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:10): shoot me on the spot

Dumpster_lover69 (09:10): what the FUCK

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:10): RIGHT

HumanoidRacoon (09:10): like

HumanoidRacoon (09:11): i knew they had smth going but EWWW RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR NOSES???

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:11): i am going to throw up

 

InflationFearsMe (09:12): what’s going on?

 

MotherTrotter (09:12): i wish i knew

 

prickly pythagoras (09:14): what is it with this onslaught of messages.

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:14): our mother is dating an arachnid and they’re showing pda in PUBLIC

 

MotherTrotter (09:14): that’s what pda is all about i fear

 

prickly pythagoras (09:15): your mother is dating an arachnid? 

prickly pythagoras (09:15): how exactly does that work?

 

InflationFearsMe (09:15): RATIO?? ARE YOU INTO THAT??

 

prickly pythagoras (09:16): ...

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:17): NO YOU DON'T GET IT

Dumpster_lover69 (09:17): THIS IS SO GROSS

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:17): stelle I think we’re losing them

 

MotherTrotter (09:17): you never had me from the beginning

 

InflationFearsMe (09:17): yeah no i don’t understand shit rn

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:18): so basically

HumanoidRacoon (09:18): our mother (himeko) is dating an arachnid (kafka) and they’re currently in the main car, stargazing together while holding hands

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:19): reading it like that makes it even worse

Dumpster_lover69 (09:19): excuse me for a moment

 

InflationFearsMe (09:20): whats she doing?

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:20): throwing up probably

 

MotherTrotter (09:20): i don’t get why you’re getting all worked up abt this

MotherTrotter (09:20): you should be happy that your mother figure is getting game

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:20): do NOT phrase it like that or I WILL throw up again

 

MotherTrotter (09:22): who?

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:22): who what

 

MotherTrotter (09:22): who asked?

 

InflationFearsMe (09:23): damn that’s cold

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:24): you did topaz

Dumpster_lover69 (09:24): you asked for it

 

MotherTrotter (09:24): what

MotherTrotter (09:24): wait NONONO

 

Dumpster_lover69 changed MotherTrotter’s nickname to numbySUCKS

 

prickly pythagoras (09:27): you deserved that, Topaz.

 

numbySUCKS (09:27): thx ratio

 

InflationFearsMe (09:31): so what happened to himeko and kafka?

 

numbySUCKS (09:31): you’re nosy as hell you know that

 

InflationFearsMe (09:32): i’m proud of it

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:34): oh nothing really 

HumanoidRacoon (09:34): i mean idgaf but stelle does so it’s funny to rile her up with that

HumanoidRacoon (09:34): dan heng thinks it’s funny too although he’d never admit it to any of you

 

numbySUCKS (09:35): so how do you know?

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:35): he’s my bf

HumanoidRacoon (09:35): also we’re cuddling rn

HumanoidRacoon (09:35): and he literally said it out loud 

 

InflationFearsMe (09:35): valid

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:38): i hate you all

Dumpster_lover69 (09:38): you never show me any support when i need it

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:39): first

HumanoidRacoon (09:39): not true

HumanoidRacoon (09:39): second

HumanoidRacoon (09:40): you have march

 

numbySUCKS (09:40): can’t argue with that

 

InflationFearsMe (09:41): very valid points

 

prickly pythagoras (09:41): for once, Caelus makes compelling arguments.

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:43): tyty

 

Dumpster_lover69 (09:45): i hate you all

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:45): ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

 

InflationFearsMe (09:45): <33

 

numbySUCKS (09:46): 💕

 

prickly pythagoras (09:47): <3

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:50): RATIO DID A HEART?

 

InflationFearsMe (09:52): he’d rather die i’m afraid

InflationFearsMe (09:52): i did it for him

 

HumanoidRacoon (09:52): aww </3