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Stupid Water Bottle

Summary:

He unscrewed the cap, took a long drink, and tried very hard not to notice that his wrist was still tingling.
Still marked.
Still his.
It was a water bottle.
Just a water bottle.
And Stiles was going to need a damn lobotomy at this rate.

5 times Theo turned Stiles one and that One time Stiles did it.

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1

It wasn’t just a jacket.

It was a jacket handed to him by Theo Raeken while standing shirt-clingingly wet outside campus housing, which already would’ve been enough to short-circuit his dignity, except—except Theo was wearing that shirt.

A white one.

White and fitted in that obnoxiously perfect way that should be illegal outside of a Calvin Klein billboard. Skin-tight across his chest, sleeves shoved up to his elbows like his forearms had personally done something to offend him. The collar was a little wrinkled and the fabric stretched just enough over his shoulders to make Stiles forget how walking worked.

His knees did a thing. Buckled, like his joints had suddenly decided loyalty was optional. He locked them fast and tried to style it out like he’d tripped on nothing—which, to be fair, was a regular occurrence for him.

Theo didn’t seem to notice. Or maybe he did, because his mouth twitched in that way that meant he was very much enjoying himself.

“You’re gonna get sick,” Theo said, way too casual for someone who looked like he belonged on the side of a cologne ad with his shirt clinging to his abs and a smudge of rainwater tracing his jawline.

“I’m fine,” Stiles snapped, which was his usual response when he was on the verge of a meltdown and trying to act like his brain wasn’t already halfway down the road of Theo Raeken in that shirt, doing things. Like leaning over a desk. Or stretching. Or pulling it off. Slowly.

Theo handed him a jacket.

No words. No ceremony. Just stepped close, reached out, and draped it over Stiles’s shoulders with both hands—both hands, okay, one on each side of his neck like he meant it. Like it was normal. Like it didn’t mean anything.

“Take it,” Theo said, all low-voiced and direct, standing way too close. “You’re shaking.”

“I’m shaking because I’m cold,” Stiles lied, even though he wasn’t. He was overheated. His blood felt like it was boiling. That stupid shirt was clinging to Theo’s skin like it had made a pact with Satan and his jawline, and Stiles had enough willpower to pass a math test but not this.

Theo stepped back. Just enough to let him breathe.

“This is how rom-coms start,” Stiles muttered, clinging to sarcasm like it was the only floatation device on a sinking ship. “Guy shows up in the rain. Guy hands over jacket. Next thing you know we’re co-parenting a rescue dog named Peanut and I’m watching your white shirt tumble in my dryer while your abs glisten in the background.”

Theo raised an eyebrow. “Is that your fantasy or mine?”

Stiles choked. “I’m gonna set myself on fire.”

“You’d still be cold.”

“Okay, rude.

But the jacket stayed on his shoulders. And Theo’s scent stayed in the collar. And when Stiles got back to his room, he didn’t give it back.

He buried his face in it instead.

And spent a very unhealthy amount of time thinking about that goddamn shirt.

The way it clung. The way it stretched. The way Theo didn’t even notice the damage he was doing.

Or maybe—
Maybe he did.

And Stiles was in way more trouble than he thought.

 


2

 

It was not a big deal.

Stiles dropped his phone. That happened. Gravity was a bitch, and sometimes his hands stopped working when he was over-caffeinated and under-slept and also trying very hard not to stare at the way Theo Raeken’s fingers flexed every time he turned a page.

It wasn’t like he did it on purpose. He was just sitting there, being annoying and hot and smug with his stupid little smirk and his sleeves pushed up to his elbows again, like he knew exactly what kind of problem that was for people with functioning eyes and a pulse. The worst part? He wasn’t even doing anything remotely sexy. He was just reading. And yet somehow, Stiles’s brain was doing acrobatics over the way Theo’s thumb dragged over the margin, slow and lazy like it had nowhere else to be.

And then—like the universe had finally decided to throw Stiles a bone, or maybe a punishment—his phone slipped off the table. Screen-down. A little clatter. Nothing dramatic. He lunged for it like his entire social life depended on it (it didn’t, but the lock screen was a meme of a crying raccoon that he didn’t feel like explaining), and—of course—Theo moved at the same exact time.

Fingers collided.

And not in a casual, oops-we-bumped-hands kind of way.

In a full skin-on-skin, finger-slide, brief tangle of knuckles that lasted too long and was warm and real and intimate in the way nothing should be on a Tuesday afternoon in the library kind of way.

Stiles froze.

Theo didn’t.

Theo’s fingers didn’t even twitch. He just stayed there, his hand over Stiles’s for one stupidly long second, thumb grazing the dip between Stiles’s thumb and pointer finger like it was on a recon mission. His gaze flicked up. Calm. Unbothered. But his mouth was just slightly curved, like he knew exactly what he was doing and was wondering how long it’d take for Stiles to implode.

“You dropped this,” Theo said, like he wasn’t currently ruining Stiles’s entire life with a casual touch and a voice that sounded like warm sheets and bad decisions.

Stiles yanked his hand back so fast he nearly knocked the phone under the table again. “Yep. Thank you. I’m capable. I have fingers too.”

Theo raised an eyebrow. “Clearly very coordinated ones.”

“Okay, listen, some of us weren’t born with model hands and the sinister grace of a Bond villain. Some of us are human disasters, and we’re doing our best, okay?”

Theo just handed him the phone.

And thenthen—he let his fingers linger. Just a little. Just long enough that the phone felt like it was glowing by the time Stiles snatched it back.

“Thanks,” Stiles muttered, voice cracking like a broken synth. “Remind me to schedule a funeral for my dignity.”

“I’ll bring flowers.”

“Of course you will,” Stiles grumbled. “You probably hand-pick them while shirtless in the rain.”

Theo tilted his head. “You’ve been thinking about me shirtless in the rain?”

“No,” Stiles said, too fast, too loud, too obviously. “Shut up. Die quietly. Preferably somewhere far from my rapidly deteriorating self-control.”

But Theo didn’t shut up. Or move far. He just leaned back in his chair, all casual confidence and criminally attractive forearms, and smirked.

And Stiles was left staring at his hand like it had just betrayed him. Which, to be fair, it kind of had.

Stupid phone. Stupid fingers. Stupid Theo.

He was going to need an exorcism. Or a cold shower. Or both. Probably both.

 


3

 

It wasn’t a date.

It definitely wasn’t a date.

It was just that Theo had a car, and Stiles’s Jeep was currently protesting every attempt to live a long and meaningful life. And Theo, apparently, had nothing better to do than offer him a ride to the bookstore.

Totally platonic. Totally normal.

Except for the part where Stiles spent the entire drive trying not to look at Theo’s profile too long because it was offensive—like, actually unfair—how good he looked with one hand on the wheel and the other resting casually over the stick shift. Resting. Like his entire arm wasn’t made of quiet strength and expensive watch tan lines.

And then they were walking up the sidewalk, and the afternoon crowd was heavier than usual, and someone stepped into their path.

That was when it happened.

Theo’s hand slid across the small of Stiles’s back. A light touch. Barely there. Guiding him forward. Just enough pressure to move him closer, keep him steady, keep him close.

And Stiles’s brain just—left.

Like, full blue screen of death. No reboot. Just empty static and a brief, horrible awareness of the exact shape of Theo’s fingers through his shirt and the way that one stupid ring he always wore brushed lightly against his spine.

His breath hitched. Literally hitched. Like his lungs were struggling with the concept of function.

Theo leaned in slightly, voice low. “You okay?”

Stiles nodded. Possibly too hard. “Yep. Fine. Normal. Walking.”

“Good,” Theo said, his mouth curling just enough. “You looked like you glitched.”

“Just buffering,” Stiles muttered. “Nothing to worry about.”

Except for the fact that Theo left his hand there.

Didn’t drop it. Didn’t pull away. Just let it rest there like he belonged in Stiles’s personal space. Like it was fine. Like this was normal now.

Stiles could feel every inch of contact like it was branded into his skin. His body had gone full traitor—shivering slightly, warming all over, heart pounding like it was late for something and panicking about it.

And Theo—Theo—just kept walking next to him like they were two regular people going about their regular day and not one of them was having a full-blown sexual identity crisis because back touch.

Stiles didn’t say a word the rest of the walk. He couldn’t. He was too busy trying to remember how to form sentences with Theo’s hand still ghosting across the curve of his spine, like it had left an afterimage.

It wasn’t a date.

But if Theo kept touching him like that, it was going to become something very complicated very fast.


 4

 

It was a water bottle. A basic, battered, slightly dented metal water bottle that Stiles had left on the bench during the break between study sessions because he was dehydrated and melting and too focused on not accidentally calling Theo “hot stuff” out loud to remember how basic survival worked.

And now Theo had it.

Theo, in his fitted t-shirt and relaxed posture, legs sprawled like he owned the entire common area, casually rolling the water bottle between his hands like it wasn’t a declaration of war. His fingers drummed along the metal like he was bored, like he wasn’t holding Stiles’s actual mouthpiece, and Stiles stared at him from across the table, narrowing his eyes like that might do anything to discourage him.

“You done?” Theo asked, not looking up. Not even trying to hide the smirk that was clearly crawling across his mouth. “With your staring contest?”

“I wasn’t staring,” Stiles said, lying. Again. It was becoming a problem. “I was glaring. There’s a difference.”

Theo’s gaze flicked up then, brief and amused and sharp like the flick of a knife. “Didn’t feel very hostile.”

Stiles stood.

Theo held the bottle up like a challenge.

“Seriously?” Stiles muttered, walking over. “What are you, five? Give it back.”

Theo extended it. Casual. One hand. No movement. Just the bottle, suspended in the air like an offering, like a test.

Stiles reached for it—and Theo didn’t let go.

Their hands overlapped. Fingers pressed. Skin on skin. Warmth and calluses and a thumb that just happened to land right over the inside of Stiles’s wrist. Right where the pulse was. Right where Theo could probably feel it.

And god, it was stupid how fast that pulse started pounding. Like a drumline in his veins. Like something inside him had snapped awake.

Theo didn’t move. Didn’t speak. Just kept his grip steady on the bottle, eyes fixed on Stiles’s face like he was waiting. Like he wanted to see the moment Stiles broke.

“Let go,” Stiles said. It came out quieter than he meant, rougher, like his voice was tripping over heat.

Theo’s thumb dragged. Dragged.

Slow. Deliberate. A faint brush over the delicate skin of his wrist like a secret, like a promise, like something obscene.

“You sure?” Theo asked.

That was it. Just those two words. Not flirty. Not teasing. Just—aware. Like he could read the heat building in Stiles’s cheeks, the tight coil in his gut, the way his fingers had curled involuntarily around the metal instead of pulling away.

Stiles didn’t answer. Couldn’t. His mouth was dry. His skin felt too tight. His body was doing something he hadn’t signed off on—leaning forward just slightly, like his spine wanted to betray him, like every part of him was tuned to the shape of Theo’s hand on his wrist.

“I’m fine,” he said finally, voice wrecked and unreliable.

Theo let go.

The bottle slipped into Stiles’s grip. His hand closed around it like an anchor, like it might ground him, like it wasn’t now carrying the residual heat of Theo’s hand like some kind of low-level radioactive threat.

Stiles backed away one step. Then two. Then turned before he could do something humiliating like sigh out loud or ask Theo to do it again.

He sat down too hard. Missed the chair slightly. Recovered. Absolutely did not look at Theo again.

He unscrewed the cap, took a long drink, and tried very hard not to notice that his wrist was still tingling.

Still marked.

Still his.

It was a water bottle.

Just a water bottle.

And Stiles was going to need a damn lobotomy at this rate.

 



5

It was simple.

There were three people, one bench, and zero regard for personal space. That was the math. That was the logic.

What wasn’t logical was Theo deciding that the available three inches of space next to Stiles somehow translated into an open invitation to sit half on his thigh.

Like it was nothing. Like it was fine. Like it wasn’t going to end with Stiles having an aneurysm in the middle of campus because his entire left side was now pressed against Theo Raeken and his lap was involved and—he was not okay.

“Dude,” Stiles said, or tried to say. His voice cracked somewhere around the ‘d’ and came out more like a whimper. “What are you—what is happening right now?”

Theo shrugged. Shrugged. “There’s no room.”

“There’s plenty of room. Erica’s tiny. Boyd could’ve moved.”

“You’re warm.”

Warm. Warm. That’s what Theo said.

Not “sorry,” not “my bad,” not even “move over.” Just: you’re warm. Like that was a valid reason to sit half-on someone. Like Stiles was a personal space heater with no boundaries and zero internal consequences.

Because that’s what this was now. Consequences.

There were consequences happening in Stiles’s pants.

The weight of Theo’s thigh pressed lightly across his. The shift of Theo’s jeans against his own. The fact that Theo’s arm was resting behind him on the bench, casual as hell, like he hadn’t just completely rewired Stiles’s nervous system in under three seconds.

Stiles could feel his body reacting. The slow, creeping heat. The buzz under his skin. The way his heart was hammering too loud, too high, like a warning alarm he couldn’t shut off.

And then—because the universe hates him—his dick got involved.

Not fast. Not fully. Just enough. Enough to be noticed. Enough to tighten his breath and lock his spine and make him stare desperately at the middle distance like if he focused hard enough on a tree, he’d forget the fact that his lap was starting to show interest in Theo Raeken being on it.

Jesus Christ.

“Everything okay?” Theo’s voice was low, close to his ear now, like he knew. Like he felt it. Like he wanted to feel it.

“Peachy,” Stiles managed, trying to shift his legs, except he couldn’t. Not without making it worse. Not without Theo noticing. Not without drawing attention to the fact that, yes, he was currently rocking the beginning of a hard-on in public because a guy with good shoulders and no respect for boundaries decided to use his lap like a bar stool.

He cleared his throat. “This bench sucks.”

Theo hummed. Didn’t move. “You’re comfortable.”

“I’m not.”

“You’re breathing weird.”

“I have asthma,” Stiles snapped.

“You don’t have asthma.”

Mind your business.

But Theo just stayed there. Warm and heavy and entirely too smug. The weight of his body didn’t shift, didn’t pull away. If anything, he leaned in slightly, arm brushing along Stiles’s back, like he was settling in.

Stiles squeezed his eyes shut for one terrifying second and tried not to think about how good it felt. How easy it would be to just tip his head a little, let it rest against Theo’s shoulder, maybe nudge a little closer like he didn’t have a secret unfolding between his legs and a thousand filthy thoughts screaming through his brain like a prison break.

Instead, he opened his eyes. Laughed, too loud, too fake. “You’re gonna give me nerve damage.”

Theo smiled. “You’ll live.”

And then—finally—he stood. Stretched like a cat, all lazy motion and long lines, and walked off like he hadn’t just left Stiles trembling in his jeans with a red face and a slow throb of betrayal in his lap.

Stiles exhaled through his teeth. Bent forward slightly. Crossed his arms. Willed himself to cool down.

It was just a bench.

Just a lap.

Just a stupid, casual touch.

And Stiles was so screwed.


+1

It wasn’t on purpose.

He swore it. Swore it to whatever higher power was currently watching this spiral with morbid curiosity, popcorn in hand. It wasn’t like he meant to drive Theo insane with a pen. That would’ve required some level of awareness. A plan. Intent.

But Stiles was tired, okay? He was tired and running on maybe four hours of sleep, a suspicious energy drink, and sheer spite. They were two hours into a group project that had devolved into chaos and no one was listening to him and the only thing keeping him from flipping the table was the smooth, familiar weight of his favorite blue pen. His emotional support pen. The one he always chewed when he was trying not to yell at people.

So yeah. He put it in his mouth.

Idly. Thoughtlessly. Just let it rest between his lips, tongue pressed flat against the side of it while his other hand flipped through notes. A simple, mindless motion—something he’d done a thousand times in a thousand classes.

Except now, Theo was watching him.

Not like normal watching, either. Not the usual lazy glances or smug little smirks like he knew Stiles was having a crisis. No. This was different.

Stiles looked up and—froze.

Theo was sitting across from him, stiff as stone. Still. Quiet. Eyes locked on Stiles’s mouth with a kind of terrifying focus, like he wasn’t even pretending anymore. Like something in him had gone razor-sharp and hungry.

Stiles blinked. “What?”

Theo didn’t answer.

Just stared. Jaw tight. Hands clenched around the edge of the table like he needed something to hold onto.

“What?” Stiles said again, slower this time. He sat back, pulling the pen from his mouth with an obnoxious little pop, eyebrows raised in innocent confusion. “Did I miss a—?”

Theo moved.

It wasn’t dramatic. Wasn’t loud. But it was definite. Chair scraping back just enough to make room, legs shifting, and then—he was there.

Next to him.

Standing.

Looking down with that same locked-in expression, like all the oxygen had been replaced with whatever static builds in the air right before a lightning strike.

Stiles barely had time to breathe.

“Do not,” Theo said, voice low, voice wrecked, “ever do that again unless you mean it.

The words hit him like a shove. Like a hot slap to the chest.

Stiles’s mouth went dry. His brain, usually a machine of sarcasm and speed, suddenly stuttered into blank silence.

“What?” he croaked, the word half-laugh, half-gasp.

Theo leaned in.

Not touching him. Not yet. But close. So close Stiles could feel it—heat, tension, pressure. Like gravity pulling them together whether they wanted it or not.

“Don’t play with me like that, Stiles.”

“I wasn’t—”

“You were.” Theo’s eyes dropped to his mouth again. “You are.

Stiles inhaled sharply, heart a war drum now, chest too tight. His thighs pressed together under the table, shifting instinctively—guiltily. Like his body already knew what it wanted. Like his body had always known.

He meant to say something. Anything. A joke. A denial. A question.

What came out was: “Then do something about it.”

And just like that—Theo snapped.

The chair fell. The table shook. And Stiles didn’t remember standing but suddenly Theo’s hands were on his face, his waist, his back, pulling, gripping, consuming. Mouth on his. Hot and hard and devastating. No hesitation. No asking.

It wasn’t gentle.

It was everything.

And Stiles melted into it, mind blank, heart full, breath gone.

The pen clattered to the floor.

And neither of them even noticed.

 

 

 

Notes:

For those of you who remembers, yes I ship this too.