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Mario stood proudly at the edge of his home, taking in a deep breath of the morning air. A few of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens were already scurrying about, running from block to block as the sun began to crest over the horizon. Platforms floated above his head carrying Toads and crates to various locations. And the scent of seared mushrooms wafted in the air as the local market began to cook.
“Ahhhh,” Mario said. “Another great day ahead.“ The human plumber rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth in a determined smile. “Let’s get to work.”
Just then a large heavy hand landed on the red plumber’s shoulder, stopping him in his tracks. Mario let out a sigh. He didn’t even notice his presence. He wondered just how a big dumb gorilla could move so sneakily.
Mario tiredly looked over his shoulder and saw Donkey Kong standing right behind him, his big furry chest puffed out as he looked down at him through the bridge of his nose. “What,” Mario said dryly.
DK said nothing for a moment before his lips widened into a sly smile, his eyes aloof as he kept his very large hand firmly on Mario’s shoulder. “Ya know, I dunno what it is lately. Maybe it’s because I’ve gotten used to seeing your ugly mug floating around the kingdoms every time you visit. Or maybe my standards have dropped way lower than usual-“
“Does this conversation have a point?” Mario interjected.
“I just dunno what it is, but, I gotta admit…” DK then let his pointer finger raise and gently slide against Mario’s cheek, twiddling the ending of his mustache. “You’ve been looking really cute lately.”
Mario’s eyes widened and he slowly turned his head over his shoulder. “…what.”
“Heh, you heard me, mustache. I think you’re cute,” DK declared proudly, thumbing Mario’s mustache and lion once more.
A jolt went up the plumber’s spine and he tried to keep himself under control. “Did you fall off a platform yesterday?”
“Nope.”
“Did you eat so many bananas that they’re in your brain?”
“Nope.”
“Take a faulty power up and now you’re saying opposite words?”
“Nope.”
Mario gulped as he quickly became aware of just how close the gorilla was to his body, especially how his crotch was just between his shoulder blades. The heat and casual familiarity from DK were enough for the plumber to break out in a sweat.
“S-So you just woke up at six in the morning, went immediately to my house, and openly and lucidly hit on me?” Mario clarified.
“Yup,” DK said with a grin. “Well, not only that, I’m saying I wanna fuck your ass,” he said plainly.
Mario’s cheeks burned a bright red and he could feel his sweat gather in the brim of his cap. He had no words, just odd stuttering noises that tripped out of his mouth. He had to clear his throat a few times just to be able to form a sentence but feeling DK’s heavy hand rubbing his shoulder and cheek didn’t help.
“W-What are you talking about? You’re crazy…” the little plumber said.
DK just shrugged and grinned his cocky smile, wagging his eyebrows as he looked down at Mario. “Come on, it’ll be fun, I can promise you that. I can fuck you so good, pound that ass of yours so hard, and bury your face in your mattress that you’d probably have to call in sick today. Not even a Super Mushroom would be able to help ya, heh.”
Another shiver went up Mario’s spine. “That’s-that’s…”
“Okay okay, I’ll sweeten the deal. After the first round I’ll let you fuck these bad boys,” DK said proudly, flexing each of his pecs in a steady rhythm. Mario dropped his jaw and the gorilla chuckled. “Big and plump and ready for some cute plumber cock, heh heh!”
Mario stared hypnotized by the gorilla’s pronounced chest. He could feel his mind melt more and more he stayed near DK. “Uhhhhh…”
“Fineeeee. Last offer,” DK said. Then the gorilla pulled his other hand out from behind us back and showed off a glowing and floating striped golden bell. “I’ll let you wear your kitty costume, heh heh,” he teased. Mario’s eyes widened at the power up and the gorilla let out a laugh. “Come on, don’t you wanna be my pretty kitty? I wanna feel those claws…”
And then Mario felt it. The snap of the last thread of his sanity. Unable to resist the gorilla, Mario shamefully reached out his hand with closed eyes and gripped the power up. In a moment the plumber transformed into a yellow costumed cat, his tail shamefully tucked between his legs and he faced DK’s body, his eyes to the ground, unable to meet his gaze.
DK let out a loud jovial laugh and patted the plumber’s shoulders. “Hah! Knew you’d say yes. Now, come on. Let’s go back inside and let me get my tongue all up in that new tail hole of yours,” the gorilla said happily, guiding Mario back toward his house. “Now, just a heads up, I will crack your bed in half, fyi. So, yeah, start thinking up new bed frames now.”
Mario whimpered as he was ushered back into his house, the bright new day closing behind his door. He wished he just stayed in bed.