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"That guy's gay."
Alfons glanced up at Edward as he stared off, near the edge of the table.
He blinked.
"What?"
"That guy. He's gay."
Oh lord, not this again. The last time Edward went on a similar tirade, the two of them played this game until the night was beginning to make way to dawn. The last thing Alfons needed was a slightly-drowsy-and-very-drunk Edward staring in the mirror like it was the most interesting thing he'd ever seen, keeping them both away from sleep and preventing them from getting any work done tomorrow.
Considering how long they knew each other, surely Alfons would have gotten used to this by now.
But no.
It was still quite irritating.
"That's because it's you, Edward. Now shut up and drink some water; you probably lost a lot of it after throwing up in that gutter earlier."