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2025-06-29
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2025-12-07
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Frantic Fanfic Fuckups

Summary:

A series of horrid abominations cooked up by your local dweebs and dumped steaming hot directly in your lap :)

About 5% of this can be taken seriously. Please do not look for anything other than quality shitposting.

Chapter 1: Who Was It?

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TITLE: Who Was It?
FEATURING THE CHARACTERS: shadow the hedgehog, dennis
WRITERS: fiasco, dustin :), soupy
RATED ALL AGES

 

Shadow the Hedgehog entered the giant bus, ready to ride to the end of the line to Scarlet Hollow where his cousin Tabitha Scarlet would welcome him home to the funeral of a family he knows he should not have because he is a hedgehog mad

He sits in his seat, looking over to see
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...just. Some guy. Who keeps talking to him.
Shadow sneers at him. "I should have just ran the distance. Now I'm stuck sitting next to this schmuck."
"Hey, come on now!" Dennis laughs. "It's not so bad, let me tell you a fun story-"
"If you don't shut up," Shadow pulls out a gun, "I'm going to shoot your stupid face off."
"Oh! That reminds me of this time with my girl-"
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"SILENCE. Bus Denizen." Shadow proclaimed. The wet man in question gasped. "How did You almost know my name?!? Shadow the hedgehog, will you marry me?" "Okay" said shadow. Guess who the ring bearer was