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Summary:

Mayor Celia and Florence has ordered that all the house hold object have a group chat

By the power of 100 objects , this may have been simultaneously a good , bad and funny idea

May include: Random stories , Swearing , Mental health , Sexual tension, Sex? and more in the future idk first time using Ao3 but anything else you have been warned here and now

Also Spoilers for the game play it you haven't

Notes:

First time in a while doing a chatfic let alone a fanfic

Because there are so many characters in this fandom these are the recurring cast
Admin = Phoenicia
Mods = Mac and Textbox-Chan
Main Characters online that aren't mod or admit: Abel , Beverly, Eddie (during daytime when he is not busy), Dorian, Dirk, Harper, Connie, Shelly, Dunk, Bobby , XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx, Mateo, Timmy/Timothy , Zoey Bennett (Using Siri Since she cant touch anything)

If your favourite isn't here its because of the limit of Ao3 tagging system, they will appear (even dishy smh :[ )

Chapter 1: Start of a brand new day

Chapter Text

 

Phoenicia Has created the group chat

 

Mac and Textbox-Chan have been added to the group chat

 

Phoenicia: Hello you two beautiful pieces of technology 🥳 🎉🎉🎉

 

Textbox-Chan: Hewo!!

 

Mac: Hey 👋

 

Phoenicia: So the Mayors Celia and Florence wanted everyone to connect with each other and what better way of connecting with each other via Whatsapp 

 

Mac: What’s wrong with the power of Thiscord? It runs way better.

 

Phoenicia: As much I love to use Thiscord not everyone in this household isn’t as online as us devices

 

Mac: Understandable most of them don't have much ram as us it wouldn’t be fair its the most logical outcome for communication

 

Textbox-Chan: ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ Agreed!

 

Phoenicia: It's also the reason I got you two since both are you are computer adjacent so congrats you are promoted I'm making you two moderators 🥳👏👏👏

 

Phoenicia made Mac and Textbox-Chan moderators

 

Mac: Fantastic!! Thank you for the upgrade 👍

 

Textbox-Chan: ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! Wait, I don't know how to moderate?!?

 

Phoenicia: You will be fine sweetie 😊Y’all you gotta do is make sure this group chat is in check, time out and/or ban anybody who disrespects this chat room and makes sure no ones leaves since everybody need to have a way communication here 

 

Mac: Wait how does the ban work if we need communication?

 

Phoenicia: Oh we just unban them for a couple of seconds and/or ask someone else to message on their behalf. Don't hold back on some objects deserves to be banned since last time I checked their Placebook account 😒

 

Phoenicia: Okay I'm gonna to add everyone now please 

 

Mac: OOOO Can we do a countdown?!?

 

Textbox-Chan: (⟡ᗜ⟡) !! Can we do a countdown?!?

 

Phoenicia: Yes you can I wished I thought of that sooner 😔 Love the enthusiasm 

 

Textbox-Chan: ✺◟(^∇^)◞✺3!!!

 

Textbox-Chan: ✽-(ˆ▽ˆ)/✽ 2!!!

 

Textbox-Chan: ✽\(ˆ▽ˆ)-✽ 1!!!

 

Phoenicia added 96 others to the group chat.

 

10 People left the chat

 

Mac added 10 others to the chat

 

Phoenicia: Welcome everyone to the House Group Chat?

 

Doug: What a lame ass name :|

 

Artt: My dear Doug, quiet now.

 

Phoenicia: He is out of line but he is right we do need a better name for it 🤔

 

Abel: I don’t know what this is but as your supportive table I support this chat. Why can’t I just merry on by and leave this?

 

Phoenicia: Sorry Abel no one can leave due to orders of the Mayors of the House! 😁

 

Abel: Aw darn.

 

Mac: I can help turn off the notifications if you like Abel

 

Abel: No thank you! I appreciate ya kindness though!

 

Zoey Bennett: I think this group chat is cool Ciri end the message 

 

Timothy: As long as it doesn’t disrupt my schedule I will enjoy this chat room.

 

Rebel: What's your obsession with schedule for? Ducking your mother 

 

Timothy: Schedule is of utmost importance.

 

Timothy: My schedule shall be kept in order and not abiding by said schedule with cause mayhem and upheaval towards everything

 

Timothy: Schedules are important and no one messes schedules!!! Not by the hour ,Not by the minute, not down to the single second, NO ONE messes with my schedule!!

 

Reggie: schedule

 

Beverly: schedule

 

Doug: schedule

 

Cam: schedule

 

Eddie: schedule

 

Dirk: schedule

 

Textbox-Chan: Say schedule again (  •̀ω  •́  )

 

Timothy: How DARE YOU all mock me!

 

Timothy has left the group chat

 

Reggie: Lmao pussy

 

Mac: Rude.

 

Mac: I got him

 

Mac added Timothy to the group chat

 

HankNo.5: This is going to be a fun group chat. I know this is gonna be WICKED!

 

Phoenicia: Wait, we forgot to add the other Hanks😱 !!!

 

Phoenicia added 4 others to the group chat

 

HankNo.1: Thank you Brosefina!

 

HankNo.2: Thank you Brosefina!

 

HankNo.3: Thank you Brosefina!

 

HankNo.4: Thank you Brosefina!

 

HankNo.5: Thank you Brosefina!

 

Phoenicia: You are welcome! 😁Any other Objects we are missing @Skylar?

 

Skylar: Nope

 

Skylar: Even though there are DLC Objects…We have all 104 of us here!!

 

Zoey Bennett: DLC Objects?

 

Zoey Bennett: Nevermind 

 

Zoey Bennett: Can't wait to do stuff with you guys

 

Zoey Bennett: Actually Can we do something tonight? I literally have nothing to do as a ghost

 

Connie: Yeah sure I'm down to let everyone play some games if people are down for it!

 

Telly I:CAN PUT ANY ONE OF MY 5000 CHANNELS WITH GREAT SHOWS AND CHANNELS!!!

 

Rebel: Shut your fucking mouth dickward loser no one cares

 

Rebel has been timed out by the Text Box-Chan for 8 Hours

 

Text Box-Chan: Did I do the write thing ๑(° Д°"๑)

 

Mac: Yes you did 👍

 

Text Box-Chan: YESSS!!! ٩(>ᴗ<)و 

 

Phoenicia: Rebel if you are reading you are lucky it's only day one and it's a time out 😠 

 

Phoenicia: Anyways Continue 😁

 

Telly: ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BRING STUFF TONIGHT

 

Parker: I can bring the Board games!

 

Beverly: I can bring the drinks!

 

 XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx: I can bring the DARKNESS

 

Mateo: No thank you Stitch doesn’t like the Darkness

 

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx: He needs to embrace the DARKNESS for his own good

 

Mateo: As much as I want to do exposure therapy for him , he already had enough for the week being lost so politely no thank you again… 

 

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx: Fine I will not bring the darkness to him but no one out runs the darkness

 

Phoenicia: Enough with the edgelord stuff omg 🙄

 

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx: Never!!

 

Phoenicia: I got the button on the sharing your place book account and the time out button BOY don’t test me now 😡

 

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx:Fine the darkness will behave 

 

Phoenicia: That's what I thought! 😤

 

XxXShadowl0rd420Xxx: For now…

 

Phoenicia: 😐😑😐

 

Mac: Connie have you got the new Yarnio Kart world on the Wich

 

Connie: Hell Yeah I do I'll set it up for tonight also with Yarno Party, Bash Bros Ultimate and Bee sports

 

Dunk: Wait, what is Bee Sports?

 

Connie: The game with all sports like boxing , tennis , bowling.  Personally I like the fencing game

 

Dunk: CONNIE! HOW HAVE YOU NOT TOLD ME SOONER!

 

Connie: lol 

 

Connie: You’re the exercise equipment, how have you not heard about this? 

 

Connie: You literally have Telly in your room in the house tf?

 

Dunk: I am on my way down to play it right now you can not stop me. 

 

Connie: I can actively hear you tumble and trip down Stella lol

 

Connie: If you are that excited for game I'll set some games up right now

 

Phoenicia: Okay then

 

Phoenicia: I'll be down there in a bit I'm just sorting out cooling systems

 

Phoenicia: See everyone there!!!

 

Connie created a poll

 

Poll: Joining for Game Night?

Yes = 23 /100
Yes  but only be watching =  5/100
No = 73/100

 

Abel: I don't understand how to reply to these dang messages but yes I would like to join please. I am a bit curious about what you kids are playin’ these days

 

Dante: I'm speaking for Bodhi's behalf he would also like to join and I can tell he is FIRED UP for tonight