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2025-07-09
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[POLANDBALL COMIC IDEA] France’s LemonCAME!

Summary:

Can you make me lemonade, France?
-Germany

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Work Text:

*at France’s Stand et cabine de limonade*

France: *making lemonade* “I still believe in your eyes~ I just don't care what you've don- oh hello Allemagne!

Germany: “Guten tag, Frankreich!”

France: “Want some lemonade?”

Germany: “sure! It’s like…1 more hour until the nearest gas station that has water…”

France: “Sure might take a while-“

Germany: “It’s okay”

*in France’s Cabin*

France: “alright” *starts masterbating* “S-shit…gotta be quiet…”

Germany: “You okay?”

France: “Y-e..yeah…just squeezing the Lemonade…”

 Germany: “Okay…”

France: *cums* “okay..okay..C’était de l’or…hehe…LemonCAME…ha…”

Germany: “You done?”

France: *comes out, a little sweaty* Yeah, here’s your lemonade…heh

Germany: *drinks some, spits it out* “AUGH! WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THIS?!”

France: “heh…Lemonade…sperm”

Germany: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”

France: *runs away with the money* “TAKE THAT BITCHHHH! HAH”

Germany: “BOCHE!!!”

Notes:

if you take inspiration from this (which I’m pretty sure no one would this is kind of gross) credit me as ‘PSB’