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Toga was extremely excited
Not only was she finally going shopping for new villain clothes, she was going shopping with her two bestest friends!
She hopped excitedly from foot to foot, even while getting dressed. She wished her stuffed animal collection goodbye, and raced out of the league’s base.
She watched as Jin’s motorcycle sputtered into view. He’d brought her pink helmet, even though he wasn’t wearing one himself.
“Jin! I told you to wear your helmet, dummy! You’re gonna get hurt.” She pouted.
“Hey, we can hardly fit two people on here to begin with. Especially with your big head! I’ll be fine.” He smiled that kind smile, scratching at his scar.
“You sure you’ll be okay without your mask, Jinny?” She asked, climbing onto the back of the motorcycle (backwards, as she liked to break the rules and kick her feet).
“I’ll be fine, Toga. Even if I’m not, I’ll just put my bag on.”
“Alright!! Let’s get to the mall.”
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Magne sighed, tapping her foot.
“Where are those losers?” She murmured, reapplying her lipstick for the sixth time. She looked up as she heard Jin’s old motorcycle pull into a parking spot.
He’s not wearing a helmet, what the hell..
Her frown faded as Toga quickly dismounted, took off her helmet, and ran at her full force which definitely did not almost knock her over.
“MAGNE!!” Yelled Toga, her pitch extremely high. “Are you ready? We’re gonna go to Hot Topic, and all the cool teen stores!”
“I’m super excited, Toga! We’ll get all dressed up together, eh?”
She let Toga run ahead of her, before slapping Jin across the back of the head. “Stop riding without a helmet, you dingus. Also, don’t let her sit like that, it’s dangerous!”
“Sorry, sorry. You’re not my mom!”
“God, you’d think being in an accident would make you more careful. C’mon, doofus.”
They both walked into the mall after Toga.
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“Ooh!! Magne, c’mon, this place has soo much Hello Kitty!”
“I have been looking for some new slippers..”
“Holy crap, is that a mini-vending machine? Say shit like an adult.”
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“Old Navy is where I get most of my clothes. They have all the right sizes, and some pretty cute dresses if I’m feeling like it.”
“Old Navy is for old ladies, Magne! You should shop at Spencer’s and Target like all the cool kids!”
“I am an old lady, Toga.”
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“Waa, are we only gonna look at clothes?”
“Where do you like to shop, bass pro shops?”
“Haha! Jin, you do dress like an average straight guy!”
“Nuh-uh, I’m totally hip! Is that an insult?”
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They were almost finished, with Magne carrying most of the bags because she was by far the most physically strong. “Cross-Fit really helps, sweetie.”
As they were leaving with their legally-acquired goods (thank you Giran for all the fake money), Toga asked a very simple question.
“How are we gonna get this stuff home?”
They all froze.
“I probably can’t fit all of it on my motorcycle, especially with both of us riding.”
“I don’t wanna leave all my stuff!” Toga whined.
Magne thought for a second. “Alright, Twice, you get on first, and then I’ll get on, and then I’ll magnetize you and Toga so she- very safely - will just slightly trail behind us.”
“Woah, Magne, that’s real smart. You just got these ideas always on your head?”
“Eh, I’m quick on my feet.” She said, swinging her legs onto the motorcycle. She held half the bags, while Toga, with her helmet on, flew a few inches behind her, holding the rest.
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As they pulled into the league base, they all said goodbye, bringing their respective bags home.
And nothing bad happened ever.