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" I wish I could make tacos like these! " you presented the taco to your sister. She shrugged with the cigarette in her mouth. You pouted the biggest pout you could conjure. This was unacceptable! " Where do you keep hiding your cigarettes?? I hide them all the time but you manage perfectly without searching! " Penny shrugged.
" I don't wanna taco 'bout it. "
" Penny! "
" I have the feeling this is upsetting you. Lettuce talk about it. "
" Penny! Stop it! "
" Sorry, my plan was to make a soccer pun. Looks like I missed my goal. " she snickered as you took a bit of the lettuce from your taco and threw it at her! Wowie, she's fast though! For as lazy as she is, she got her frying pan out fast and deflected the blow, slapping the lettuce against your face. " Whoops. "
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" You are dead to me. " you got the lettuce off your face and could feel the sauce that was on it, on your face. You put the lettuce on her plate. You don't like greenies. You sister was chuckling. " What? "
" Y-your face! Hah! " you crossed your arms and huffed. " S-sorry sis! Just... heh, you are so cute... "
" I'm not cute! I am the brave, magnificent and very cool Castia! "
" MONSTER!! " You started yelling!
" Impossible! Penny! You told me they would stay in your closet! " your sister, however did not answer. Instead she stood up and took out a second frying pan. " Sister? " you turned around to see a short skeleton and a lizard girl in armor, she looked a bit scary. " Ooh! " the lizard looked at you at what seemed to be a warning expression. But that didn't matter! She's probably really nice!
They went to a table but someone told the two monsters that it was taken. They went to another one, thesame guy told them that it was taken. The lizard girl sighed.
" Sorry Sans, looks like we'll be making homemade tacos instea- "
" Wait! " the two monsters looked to you. Your sister had a very confused and questioning look. " You can sit beside me and my sister! "
" Sis... " the skeleton came to you with stars in his eyes. He looked very happy! He was only a bit taller then you.
" WOWIE! WE CAN SIT HERE? ALPHYS SAID HUMANS DON'T LIKE US! " your sister warily sat back down, but kept her frying pans. The lizard girl eyed Penny.
" Sans, I don't think we should- "
" Nonsense, miss! The magnificent Castia insists! " you pulled the skeleton to the seat beside you. " What are your names?? " the buff lizard carefully sat down beside Penny.
" I AM THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, HUMAN! "
" I'm Alphys. Punk. "
" Woaaah! You two look so cool! Is that armor you two are wearing?? "
Alphys nodded. " MWEHEHEHE! YES IT IS, HUMAN! ARE YOU WEARING ARMOR TOO? "
" Not real armor atleast! Woaah... Sister! You haven't introduced yourself yet! " Penny grunted and put a frying pan away to take her cigarette out.
" Penny. " Bah! Such a lame introduction! What would she do without a cool sister like you around?? Probably be lazy! -er!
" I shall order some tacos! " you ran to one of the workers and ordered two tacos. She looked at you , as if you'd grown two heads. But still complied. You ran back to your table. Sans was looking at a paper on the table. It had the kiddy puzzles. Penny and Alphys were eyeing eachother! How wonderful! Are they friends now??
You sat back down beside Sans. He showed you the puzzle. " HUMAN! HOW DO YOU SOLVE THIS! ITS IMPOSSIBLE! " you looked at the puzzle... Ooh... this one was hard!
" I have been trying to do that puzzle for two months! But alas, not even the Magnificent Castia can solve it! " you heard Alphys mumble a 'deja vú'
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The tacos were finished and both you and Sans still couldn't solve the puzzle. Your sister was almost asleep while Alphys had a bored look. " Sans, Undyne and Papyrus are waiting. We should go. "
" WHAT?! BUT ME AND THE HUMAN STILL HAVEN'T SOLVED THE PUZZLE! "
" Yeah? Well, we can- "
" OH! HUMAN! PERHAPS YOU HAVE CHATTER? " Chatter? The thing Penny uses? Hm... You shook your head. " WHAT?? BUT IT IS A GREAT WAY TO SOCIALIZE WHEN YOU CAN'T MEET IN PERSON! "
" It is?? " he nodded and you took out your phone. " Show me! "
He helped you make a Chatter account and you exchanged numbers too. You gave yourself the name that Lulo calls you when his sister Lili is distracted! Strawberry! Because 'The Magnificent Castia' didn't fit! He gave you your phone back and the name he gave himself was Blueberry.
" MWEHEHE. UNDYNE CALLS ME THAT SOMETIMES! YOU SHOULD MEET HER SOMETIMES! AND PAPYRUS IS COOL TOO! NO MATTER HOW LAZY HE IS! "
" Is he a skeleton too? " Oh! Ooooh! Finally your sister joins the conversation too! Sans nodded and Penny grunts as a reply. " Welp sis. We should get going too. You want to have your bedtime story, right? " you nodded.
" Very well! Goodbye Sans! We shall text or call or meet sometime! " you twirled out of the place while waving. Your sister payed for the food then waved the two monsters goodbye.
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" And then the little duckling wasn't sad anymore. He was a swan. " you yawned and wiped a tear from your face as your sister closed the book.
" That part gets me all the time... " Penny chuckled. " What is it? " she took out a tissue and started wiping your face.
" You still have the sauce. "
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" What?! " Penny broke into complete laughter and even fell onto the ground! " How could you not tell me?! Curse yoooouuu!!! "