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“Arin, I'm going to fucking, jack off on all your pillows when you're not looking.” Dan sighed, speaking far more casually than is appropriate based on the content of his sentence.
“Dan what the actual fuck are you talking about?” Arin asked in response, flipping his hair out of his face and not taking his eyes off of the game before him.
“Justice must be wrought, my friend, and this is the punishment for your sins.” Dan replied, just as casually as before. “Dan what the fuck- what even happened? Are you high? Am I high? Did I just like black out for two minutes and murder your family or something what the hell?” Arin rambled on and on as he played his stupid video game.
“Arin,” Dan whispered, getting closer to Arin's person, “Arin, I'm going to bust a nut on all of your pillows and you can't stop me.”