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The Renewal of Hermione Jean Granger

Summary:

Come on this incredibly awkward adventure with Hermione Jean Granger and the ever so cunning vipers , help find herself once more after a disastrous ex relationship that is Ron Weasley .

 

..... What's a story without a little drama , comedy 🩵

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(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: That Bloody Bastard !

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I let selene my assistant go home early since I had finished my paperwork quickly and I wanted to surprise Ron with dinner and possibly go out to muggle London .As I get ready to leave for work I head towards Theo's office to let him know I’ll be meeting Harry and himself for drinks this weekend . As I walk towards Theo's office I open his door being greeted with smiles from himself and blaise and .. an odd look from Malfoy which isn’t surprising Hermione thought . “

Ah there she is Mi. How are you doing, you luscious woman ! Theo exclaimed “ Hi theo “ Hermione said laughing softly “ I've just come to see you off I’ve decided to finish early and head home to surprise Ron with some dinner ! “ Hermione says excitingly.

“ well isn’t that exciting dracooo “ Blaise says with a knowing smirk “ yes blaise …. very exciting “ Hermione looked at the pair quite curiously not really caring to know what that was about . “ Anyways theo I wanted to drop in and say goodbye and I’m really looking forward to going out for drinks with Harry and yourself this weekend," Hermione says with a small but genuine smile . “oh ! speaking of that I was wondering if pansy and neville along with blaise and ginny if that’s alright with ya? “ Theo asked “of course ! They're all more than welcome to come ! “ Hermione says kindly .

“Great ! I’ll let pans know. “So granger how’s life with the red weasel .” Blaise asked somewhat sarcastically . “Well Blaise if you must know it's going quite well . Speaking of ron I have to get going if I want to surprise Ron with dinner . I'll see you all this weekend ! “ and with that hermione left but for draco her presence still lingered . “So still pinning after the golden girl draco ? “ Blaise asked with an annoyingly smug look on his stupid face . “ No ! ..no i’m not i could care less about granger and that pathetic weasel .. “ Draco said with annoyance “well .. I for one think you both are a match made in the most devious parts of hell “ theo said with a seductive , playful undertone .

“Oh bugger off you twat !” Draco says incredulously.
As hermione floo’s home she gets really excited about doing this dinner for ron she’d thought since he’s been having a rough go at work this week it’s what he deserves after all .. as Hermione sets down her bag she noticed a soft feeling against her legs .. a light purr came from her lovely crookshanks . she greets him but notices clothes scattered across the living room floor and two wine glasses on the kitchen counter .. hermiones’ heart immediately drops , not wanting to jump straight to the conclusion she thinks Ron just needed a night cap and is asleep …. Oh how wrong Hermione was she walked closer to their bedroom and heard the most vile noises known to man her breathing became short but heavy and her worst nightmare has come to life it was ron and a woman.. But not any woman it was selene her bloody assistant ! that whore ! Hermione's breath hitched and Ron turned around and saw Hermione … and what she did next caught both Ron and Selene by surprise .