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Wednesday finds out Enid is an alpha, then alpha Enid goes all GRRRRRR WOOF WOOF RAWRRR all over Tyler, so he flees somewhere no one gives a fuck about, like Utah. Then Wednesdays all like, “Your explicit bloodthirsty instinct combine with the strength that lays beneath your exterior interest me greatly.” And then Enid puffs her chest out with pride and pulls Wednesday closer. They share a passionate kiss where everyone congratulates the new couple, Pugsley gets a million friends, and Morticia can finally rest in peace knowing at least her daughter isn’t going to be doing stupid shit by herself.
At the end they all shout in unison to tbe sky, “FUCK YOU WEDNESDAY WRITERS!”
fin.