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"Uryu, when are you going to invite us to your house?"
Uryu looked at his best friend and her child as they walked around the campus. They were both studying medicine. Orihime wasn't supposed to be here. Her aunt decided that once she reached the majority of age, she wouldn't receive any more money. Orihime was resigned to not study, and considered taking some side jobs to make herself for a living.
She tried brushing it off saying she was fine. But Uryu and Ichigo knew better.
So, with the united effort of the whole Karakura gang, including Ichigo, Uryu, Chad, Mizuiro, Tatsuki, Chizuru, Keigo, and even Don Kanonji, Isshin Kurosaki and, surprinsingly, Ryuken. Managed to pay her tuition.
They were also very lucky, because Orihime wanted to study medicine to become a paramedic, so his dad made the chesnut haired girl both a recomendation letter and allowed her to present an exam to get a scholarship.
And when Orihime got pregnant, Ryuken and Isshin helped to make the institution to have some consideration for her until she was healthy enough to go to classes.
This was a great deal for everyone, Uryu felt a lot of appreciation for the girl, the girl is now able to help people like she wanted, the girl's husband was also happy, as he can now see her and Kazui whenever he finished with his career classes.
But that also meant that Uryu would be more exposed to the girl's insanity. The Quincy liked Orihime's actitude. But there are some things that he may never explain.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Don't try to act dumb, everytime we try to go to your house, you use an excuse so we can't go, Kazui already knows everyones houses. But he doesn't know yours." The fullbringer looked at Uryu with playful suspicion. "Maybe you don't want us to go in there because you have an exotic mascot, or maybe is too messy. What if you have a roomate?. Oh!" The sound the girl made was a warning to Uryu that told him one thing. The girl was going to give him one of the most crazy theories he has ever heard that would even make a Shinigami look at her perplexed.
"Maybe you are living with a 'partner'."
Uryu looked at Orihime with obvious perplexion and embarasement. The first one, is because this was the less crazy theorie the girl has ever pulled, the second is because, while Orihime is wrong. She isn't incorrect when talking that he is living with someone.
"What do I hear about Uryu seeing someone." There it is.
"Ichigo!" Orihime hugged her husband, while Uryu and Orihime study medicine. Ichigo studies languages.
"Hi Hime" The orange haired boy gave a kiss to Orihime and then another for Kazui. Before joining them in their walk to their respective apartments. "So, I heard that you two were talking about why we can't go to your house, and I heard that you may be seeing someone"
How did he?
Oh right, bringer's light. The couple used bringer's light to sometimes control the wind vibrations so they can have long distance conversations during class withouth the need to use cellphones, just whispering. It also muffled the sound of Kazui's crying for their classmates whenever Ichigo or Orihime had the almost one year old. For what Orihime told him, they were still refining this technique, so sometimes they could hear what other people were saying or the sounds of Kazui's sometimes are heared by outside people, and for what the female fullbringer also said, sometimes they forget they are doing this.
Anyways, that wasn't the point, the point is that Uryu knew that Ichigo was just messing with him.
Was he gonna let it slide?
His Quincy pride said no.
"I'm afraid to say that you two may be wrong. I'm not seeing anyone at the moment."
"Well then, why can't we go to your house?"
Uryu looked at his cousin, shit. He really can't explain that he really wants them to go his house, he really wanted them to go in there and be met with the same hospitality that he received everytime he went to theirs. He wanted Kazui to knew where he loved, Uryu had already grown fond of his nephew, yes, he considered it like that Ichigo was the Quincy cousin and Orihime is amost a sister for him. But he couldn't. How would he explain that...
Ichigo stopped in his feet. He looked at the entrance.
Uryu looked at where he was looking and...
"Ishida, get your bitchass fuckass, arse here and tell those bitches how to unclog a toilet."
"Ishida, sorry to bother you in your sacred institution of knowledge but, can you please come to the house and help us. I tried searching what to do but Candice ended up causing a power outhrage."
Liltotto and Askin in their spiritual forms where in front of the campus.
Ichigo looked at Ishida with a face that looked like he was waiting for him to explain.
"I can explain it"
"Oh, there it is that motherfucker. Hey! You, the Kurosaki guy over there."
Ichigo pointed at himself as he took his Substitute Shinigami Badge, Orihime had already summoned her Shun Shun Rikka.
"That's your girfriend?"
"Wife"
Liltotto looked at him bewildered. Why could she hear him when he was just whispering?
"What's her name?"
"Orihime Inoue"
Liltotto was caught out of guard, again.
"I see, so that Arrancar was right. Hey! fucker"
"What now?"
"Did you cheat on the green haired Arrancar?"
For Uryu's horror, Orihime put a murderous face for what is probably the first time, they knew that Ichigo wouldn't do that, but that didn't erase the fact that she was jealous.
"Nel? No, I never had something with her."
"I see"
Uryu looked at the whole exchange with fatigue.
"Uryu"
"What?"
"Do you want to explain?"
"Honestly, no"
"Well, then I think that is safe to say that we trust that you can handle this."
With that, Ichigo and Orihime walked very slowly towars the exit gates, they were extremely wary being next to Askin, but once they saw they would, probably, do nothing to them, they just runned.
Uryu sighed.
"Candice did what again?"
...
Uryu's scrift is called 'A', from ' The Antithesis', after five years. He got the grip of it. Now it work pretty similar to Haschwalt 'B: The Balance', he can take a 'thesis' and now he isn't limited between what happened between two beings. Now, he can also use Antithesis between two different subjects as long as one thing happened to someone near Uryu or Uryu himself and the objective is something Uryu personally despises or really likes, causing damage or a improvised healing respectively. It doesn't have the disadvantage that if something happens to an inanimated being. He can't fully pass down what happened to it to a living being if they se strong enough.
Example: A Hueco hurts a person. Ichigo kills the Hueco. Uryu uses Antithesis to pass the damage to another Hueco. Uryu damages a rock in the Center of it and gets destroyed. he then uses Antithesis to pass the damage to a regular Hueco, it gets destroyed. But if It's an Adjuchas level or higher. It just gets very badly injured. The efectos varied using his Vollstanding. But he hasn't used it like that for a while
Why does Uryu tell this?
Because so powerful ability that is can warp reality to almost reach Orihime's level of reality warping.
To unclog a toilet and fix a power outhrage.
"Who did all of this?"
Uryu looked at the sternritters in his house. After the blood war. Some Quincy were saved by Haschwalt. Liltotto became temporary the Quincy Queen, it was a stable but very short and small reign.
He knew about Liltotto's reign. But he didn't know what happened. It turns out, Liltotto decided, as a Queen, to get help of the rightheus heir of the Quincy reign. That is Uryu. In that way, the other quincies would be a little bit more calm.
That's the political reason. The second reason is the fact that they technically don't exist, and are homeless.
So the Bambies, along with some Quincies that they manager to take from Mayuri, took the royal decition of living with Uryu. They said that they would be there for a while until they got a place for themselves.
That was two years ago. And they are still here.
"For what I remember. It was Gigi the one who clogged it."
"Heh? Why do You Say those lied Meninas. I thought we were Friends"
"Don't play dumb You zombie bitch, You were the one who put all the paper down the toilet."
"Huh? So the little girl decides to bite the hand that feeds her."
"I'm not a zombie anymore, I don't need You"
"Seriously?"
Bambietta looked at Giselle with rage. A small ball Made out of Reishi appeared in her hand, while Giselle prepares to receive the attack.
"Enough. It doesn't matter who Made it anymore. The point is why did Candice cause a power outhrage."
"Ok, first of all, royal boy. Have You seen the women in this house?"
"Ugh, yes."
"Then You see My point."
Uryu sighed. When they appeared in his house, he allowed then to stay out of pure courtesy and because, technically, this IS his responsability. So he made The Quincy reanimated by Mayuri normal Quincy again. In fact that's' how her managed to train and develop Antithesis. The downside is that the people who appeared at his front door were all insane. The only ones who help, are Askin and Liltotto.
And that's sometimes.
"Liltotto, I heard You, what are you eating?"
"Noodles."
"Those are raw noodles and I had been saving them to Cook something for everyone. Stop eating those noodles."
"Then what am I supposed to eat? I don't have any money right now."
"I don't know. Huecos?"
"But my belly will hurt."
"Askin can You do something with it?"
"Yes I can. But I would need to fight for a long time with the Hueco to adapt to their reiatsu."
"Do it and if You can, bring Nanana with You."
"I'll do it."
Askin went to Nanana's room to convince him to go with them to feed Liltotto. Uryu's house is something his father gave to him, he wanted to decline. But after a Lot of insistance, wordplays and technicalities. Uryu eneded up moving to this house. Uryu would still like to move to an apartment of his own. But he would not let this house get destroyed by the ex-sternritter. He trust that Liltotto would keep them in check, Askin is at least decent, but Uryu doesn't SEE him as someone who can control them, but then comes the fact that Liltotto doesn't have any money, and her hunger is still uncontrollable.
Also, he is still unable to mantain two separate houses and bills. So he needs to stay with them.
"We are leaving"
Uryu saw how Askin, Liltotto and Nanana got out of the house. Leaving him only with the most destructive Bambies.
Meninas raised her hand.
"What do You want to ask McAllon?"
"Were do You redirected the power outhrage and the cloged toilet?"
...
In the Seireitei.
In the 12th division barracks', specifically the Shinigami research and developed Institute suffered a power outhrage.
"Masteh Mayuri. I'm scared."
Mayuri looked at Hachigo Nemuri, his new artificial daughter as she tightenet the grip she had on his Haori.
"Liutenant Akon, can You tell me why do this happened."
"We are working on it."
"It's the third time this month. If someone isn't doing his job on purpose then I want that person inmediatly."
"Yes Captain."
"Captain Mayuri, we have a report from the barracks."
"What is it?"
"It seems that err."
"What?"
"All the toilet from this division are cloged."
Mayuri looked at the Officer in front of him. And then felt how his Haori was pulled by Nemuri.
"Bathroom"
...
"Don't worry about it."