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BEST SURVIVORS EVERRRR
Chance: so anyone want to hear bout my latest trip to the casino
Elliot: no
Noob: no
Two Time: No.
Shedletsky: no lol I bet you lost everything
Shedletsky: again
Taph: GOOD MORNING RISE AND SHINE EVERYONE 🔥🔥‼️‼️
Noob: shouldn't it be good night?
Chance: sleep with one eye open tonight Shedletsky
Chance: I never lose wdym???????
Two Time: Greetings Taph, may Spawn bless your days
Elliot: Good night everyone except seven <3
Builderman: its 3 fucking am what do you mean good morning go the fuck to sleep again
Shedletsky: WOW Mr. Builderman himself swearing?? no wayyyyyy
Chance: stop ignoring me guys
Chance: this is why your respective killer exes or family left you all
Builderman: Shed you’re on thin fucking ice
Builderman: I'll show you I can do way more than swear at you
Noob: 🤨🤨🤨🏳️🌈❓
Taph: actually noob
Taph: yeah that was kinda gay
Builderman: I'm done with this shit
Builderman has gone offline
Shedletsky: NO WAIT POOKIE LOVE ME BACK
Shedletsky: wait who entered my roo
Shedletsky has gone offline
Two Time: If I may ask, is this what Jane referred to as old man yaoi?
Elliot: TIMES WHAT
Elliot: guys stop teaching Two Time that, they barely know how to use their phone
Noob: We're just helping them understand internet culture!!!
Two Time: Indeed dear Elliot, I now know why the numbers 6 and 7 are so funny to the gambler.
Chance: its peak comedy guys trust
Chance: I’m still here btw
Chance: you can answer me you know???????
Chance: hello??
Chance: come on TT help another they/them out
Guest1337: Everyone off to sleep we have rounds tomorrow and you need to be well rested.
Noob: yes dad
Taph: yes dad
Elliot: yes dad
Two Time: Of course, esteemed father figure.
Guest1337: ...........
Guest1337: This is why Jane, Dusekkar and 007n7 are my favourites
Chance: I hate you all.
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8:34 am
Jane Doe: awww Guest you are also one of my favourites
Jane Doe: probably one of the only left who are sane enough
Shedletsky: guys builder beat me up now everything hurts
Noob: so many fanfic ideas I love gay people ❤️
Shedletsky: what if I fail my stuns??? Its all his faultttttt
Chance: you always do???
Two Time: Worry not Shedletsky, for you miss your stuns either way. I shall pray to the Spawn for your quick recovery.
Builderman: as if you would land the stuns in the first place
Builderman: you are usually too busy eating your crusty fried chicken
Shedletsky: why this slander
Shedletsky: what did I doooooo
007n7: Is this a bad moment to enter?
Elliot: yes
007n7: oh um
007n7: sorry
Noob: I hope no one ever hates me like Elliot hates Seven lol
Noob: or wait maybe the weird homoerotic hate Azure and Two Time have going on is worse….
Two Time: Maybe I should get a third life, Noob.
Noob: NO WAY I’M SORRY TIMES
Noob: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU BEHIND ME
Noob: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noob has gone offline
Jane Doe: did he really type out the scream?
Chance: lol loser
Two Time: Do you have any room to talk, gambler?
Chance: YES YOU TALKED TO ME
Chance: THEY LIKE ME GUYS TRUST
Shedletsky: delusion at it’s finest
Chance: you can’t talk to me you fatass
Chance: You're jealous I'm making progress with my darling and Builderman is done with you
Dusekkar: As much fun this may be, a round will start in three.
Taph: this is peak drama to watch lol
Taph: wait what do you mean three
Dusekkar: Two.
Jane Doe: WHAT
Taph: WAIT LET ME GET THE BOMBS I NEED A MOMENT ?!?!
Dusekkar: One.
Elliot: PLEASE DON’T BE 1X PLEASE MASS INFECTION HURTS
Shedletsky: NOOOO I HAVEN’T FINISHED MY CHICKEN YET
Builderman: I can't do this anymore.