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“Welcome everyone to another episode of Bedtime with the Stars and tonight I am with our special guest, Brian Bell of Weezer! Let’s give him a round of applause!”
Dark hair, green eyes, bushy eyebrows, and the most defined jawline I’ve ever seen.
That’s Brian Bell.
Never have I been attracted to any celebrity guest on my show until Brian Bell showed up tonight. I didn’t know much about Weezer, though I did my research beforehand to prepare questions for him. I had taken a quick glance at a picture of him. Not exactly focused enough to take in his appearance.
But then he walked in through the door as we began taping. I inhaled as I tried to compose myself and not forget the questions I had planned for him. I was already seated on the right side of the bed, my usual spot. Brian sat on the other side and scooted close to me. Once he settled down, I subtly scooted a bit closer. I tapped my microphone as the camera guy gave me a thumbs up.
“Brian, how are you doing today?”
“Pretty good. Even better now that I’m here.”
“How long have you been in Weezer?”
“For a while. Like, uh, maybe 2 or 3 years? I can’t remember *laughs*”
“And how’s it been for you? Do you like being in Weezer or do you plan to leave soon?”
“It’s been fantastic actually. I don’t think I’d ever want to leave!”
“Do you have any side projects or things you like doing outside of Weezer?”
“I have a band called the Space Twins. Ever heard of them?”
“No, I don’t think I have.”
“You’re missing out. But guess what, I’ll give you a free ticket to our next concert. A front row ticket just for you!”
“Oh wow, I’m honored! *laughs* So Brian-”
“I think it’s my turn to ask you a question now.”
“Oh? Go ahead..”
“What’s your relationship status? Are you seeing anyone?”
“Uh no- that was a really unexpected question *laughs* I’m single, haven’t been in a relationship for a while.”
“Really? I don’t believe that for a second.”
“Why not? I swear I don’t have a secret boyfriend or girlfriend if that’s what you’re thinking.”
“I don’t believe that you’re single. There’s no way you’re single.”
“How?”
“Look at yourself. There’s no way any girl who likes you doesn’t have a boyfriend. You’re too pretty to be single.”
“Well- *laughs nervously* I don’t have a boyfriend or a secret boyfriend. It’d be cool if I did but I don’t. But thank you… Anyways, let me return that question to you. Do you have a girlfriend?”
“No.”
“How come? You’re a rockstar, I bet a lot of girls throw themselves at you.”
“Yes, but most of them are only interested in hooking up and not something serious. I want to have something serious, and I want to find the right girl.”
“Do you really mean that or are you just saying that so girls will be more attracted to you”
“I swear it’s true!”
“A rockstar wanting a serious relationship *sigh* A rare breed.”
“There’s not much of us. I have a question for you again.”
“What is it?”
“Your show is called ‘Bedtime with the Stars’ and you interview a lot of famous people in bed. Well, how many of those people that you’ve interviewed have you…”
“Yes?”
“How many celebrities have you slept with…”
“That’s none of your business *laughs*”
“It was just a question! *laugh*”
“You’ve lost your asking privileges. From now on, only I will be asking questions.”
“Oh come on…”
Brian and I’s interview is going well. After the slightly unserious questions, we went back to me asking him questions about himself and him answering them.
The room is starting to feel warmer. The camera is still rolling as Brian and I are still sitting side by side on the bed. We are slightly closer to each other than we were when the interview started. I spoke into the microphone as I felt a hand suddenly land on my thigh. I was wearing a knee length dress, and his hand was on the edge of the fabric. I tried to ignore what I was feeling as I spoke into the microphone.
“So, Brian-”
“Your dress looks very nice.”
The hand that's on my thigh moved from the edge of my dress to my bare skin.
“Oh, thank you…”
“It’s a very nice dress. You look gorgeous in it.”
“You’re so sweet, Brian!”
He’s trying to flirt with me, isn’t he?
He’s been trying to flirt with me since the beginning of this interview, and it’s made it really impossible to ask him questions.
I’m trying to act professional, but he’s making it impossible with his good looks and his flirtatious behavior. His hand was now rubbing my thigh, my knee, and the rest of my leg.
“Do you shave your legs?”
“Sometimes. I may have forgotten to do it recently though.”
“They feel smooth.”
“Oh- uh-”
“So you never answered my question from earlier.”
“I thought I told you it was none of your business.”
His hand was back on my thigh. Our legs were pressed against each other as he started to play footsies with me at the edge of the bed. I was really grateful that the camera didn’t capture that angle.
“I just want to know who my competition is.”
“Competition for what?”
“I want to know what celebrity I have to fight so I can take you out.”
“Take me out, hmm? Where would you take me?”
He wants me.
I want him too.
Should I cut them the tape?
Not yet.
“I’d take you to the nicest restaurant in town and order you anything you want.”
“And after?”
“I’d take you to my place, and do anything you want to do.”
This wasn’t even a Weezer or music interview anymore. Now it was just Brian asking me questions and very obviously trying to flirt with me.
Should I cut the tape?
His hand is still on my thigh, and it’s inching up. He’s very close to me now.
“Well Brian, you have no competition. I haven’t slept with anyone I’ve interviewed on this show.”
“I can change that.”
“Cut the tape! Cut the tape!”
I immediately made gestures at the camera man as Brian laughed. Once the cameras were off I pointed to the door and dismissed everyone. Now it was just Brian and I on the bed.
“So Brian, can you change that?”
“Gladly.”
Brian didn’t hesitate to climb on top of me.
He kissed me tenderly … at first, before including his tongue.
He undressed me quickly, as if he was desperate to see what I had underneath.
Then he gave me the best sex I ever had as he whispered in my ear.
“Oh you’re gorgeous.”
“God, you’re so hot.”
“That was the hottest interview ever.”
And it was.
But I’m never interviewing another celebrity on a bed again.
That’s reserved for Brian only.