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Reincarnated as a Sleepy Skunkgirl With a 300 IQ but My Real Cheat Skill Turned Out to Be My Farts: That Time Me and My Bestie Got Detention for Being Chronic Latecomers but It Turned Out to Just Be Gross Fart Yuri the Whole Time

Summary:

n.b. Not Actually An Isekai

At Eggy Peak All-Girls High, genius skunkgirl Gigi and her fart-addicted bestie Rotten are late to Fart Studies. After being made an example out of by their teacher, the three end up locked in the classroom for a farty, hyper-gross threesome :3

I am insanely proud of this . I basically just set out to make a moe anime that has girls farting. you may ask why i did this. the true answer is because girls farting is moe . Next question

Notes:

welp. this is my third story (im counting chapter two of the the Sky and Mira story as a separate thing cuz i wrote it in a different sitting) so i guess im officially a writer now . It's very fun and I feel i am filling a niche my heart has always hungered for . i hope this leaves you as satiated as i am .

as always, all of the abbreviations, typos and emoticons are intentional for literary effect. especially my spamming of italics. that's actually me being a genius and not just learning how to write sex from ERPing my whole life

itadakimasuuuuuuu~

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Gigi sleepily pulled up to her sticker-plastered locker, yawning as she opened it. She was already 10 minutes late for her first class, so she figured she might as well be leisurely. She took off her pink cat-ear headphones and hung them around her neck, and stuffed her calculator into her anime graphic hoodie pocket. Her fluffy skunktail swung underneath her tennis skirt. Completing the look was her square glasses and braces combo, leaving her aptly resembling the nerd emoji. She knew she could get away with rocking up later than anyone else, given that she had already done the reading, the next year’s reading, and the year after that. The same couldn’t be said for her best friend, however.

“Ohmaigodohmaigodohmaigodohmaigod bestiebestiebestiebestiebestie~!!! >w<” yelled a voice, echoing through the empty hallways of Eggy Peak All Girls High. The pitter-patter of heavy footsteps reverberated off of the metallic doors of lockers as a chubby, moe girl raced down the hallway, her cute, kandi-covered arms outstretched. She dove and glomped Gigi, knocking her back a little. After pulling away, she giggled and pulled out a slightly squished boiled egg sandwich from her pocket, and chowed down. Clearly, she overslept, and had to eat on her commute.

“Pfft.. oh my gosh…, Rotten, you know you won’t be let off the hook for being this late, yknow?... Mrs. Mephitia is gonna KILL you…”

“Aww… it’ll be okay cause I'm cute though, right? :3c I was up all night playing Lost Treasures again… can’t blame me!!!” she retorted, spraying little flecks of her breakfast towards Gigi.

Rotten wore a stained, pastel-pink hoodie, with the words “BRAP PRINCESS” stretched out by her tummypudge. Somehow trusting it to cover her lower half, she forewent a skirt, her once-white panties peeking out underneath, clinging damply to her puffy cheeks. Mismatched knee-high socks (one with little cartoon rotten eggs, the other with lil skunks) were sagging, rolled down around her lower legs. As she bounced excitedly, so did her greasy pigtails.

“Just lemme get my things, silly :3c” she purred, opening her locker door.

CRSSSSCCCCCKHHHHH…

A cascade of baked beans tins clattered onto the floor, some sealed and some totally empty. “Uuuuuughh…. Nooooo!!!! hhmpf.. >_<” Flusteredly bending over to pick them up, she hurriedly stuffed her locker full with her previous and future lunches. Gigi looked on in awe that THIS was the girl she’d chosen to be cool with, stifling a laugh.

“D-dont snicker at me >_<... We can’t all be as organised as you >w

you for showing up la-”

As the door swung open, every eye in the room turned to them. Mrs. Mephitia stood up from her chair, and sarcastically addressed the two latecomers.

“How nice of you two to join us today~! What held you up, huh? I expect as much from you,,” She gestured towards Rotten, ”but coming from our star student? Gigi, how unlike you! You two must’ve distracted each other in the hallway, huuuuh?. Both of you take your seats… and please, come see me after class.”

Mrs. Mephitia was definitely a chill teacher, but still strict when she needed to be. She was dressed in a lazily unbuttoned white shirt, with a sleek black pencil skirt clinging for dear life to her oversized thighs. Gigi and Rotten headed to the available seats at the back of the class. Mrs. Mephitia sat back down into her sweaty office chair, her large skunktail serving as a cushion for her back, and continued with her lesson.

Aaaaanyways, as I was saying… Eggs cause lots of potent gas due to higher concentrations of sulfur-rich methionine, an amino acid which blah blah blah ʙʟᴀʜ ʙʟᴀʜ ᵦₗₐₕ ᵦₗₐₕ .... .... …”

The teacher’s words faded into a blur as Gigi’s mind wandered. Not only did she know this information like the back of her hand, she even knew the average percentage of methionine in a standard boiled egg. She drifted into a daydream about a pretty girl with big boobs asking her what the average percentage of methionine in a standard boiled egg was (which of course amazed her to no end, and had her begging for her thick gooner cock, and-.

Psst… Gigi!”

The skunkgirl snapped out of her daze, before looking over at Rotten, sheepishly pointing towards the front of the classroom. Mrs. Mephitia had an overly sweet smile on her face, with her head slightly tilted.

“I know you probably already know this much, Gigi… But if you’re going to be late, could you at least pay attention?”

Gigi tried to stutter out some kind of response, but her teacher continued.

“In fact, I think I’ll have both of you joining me for the practical portion of this class, alright? You and Miss Rotten, please come up to the front! If you’re so confident in the lack of need for this class, clearly you’ll be able to follow along in demonstration!” she chirped with a sense of schadenfreude.

The class fell into dramatic “oooooooohs” and giggles as their classmates watched the girls’ shameful march to the front of the room.

“As I'm sure you were both very well aware, we were discussing specific fart sounds~! :3c… so i’ll need you two to follow my example… Maybe by correcting your mistakes, the rest of your classmates can learn better for themselves. Repeat after me~!”

The larger skunkgirl bent over, her pencil skirt revealing the exact curves of her burgerstuffed fartwagon. As she did, her tail raised in warning, and she squeezed her own fists tight.

BFPPFRHBRHBFRRWWWWWWWNNFFPFRHBRFHBRRPRRTTTTT~!!!

A perfect, bassy, sludgy fart shook the ground, echoing off of the walls of the classroom. With the teacher’s masterful control of pressure release, the blast maintained an exact volume for 10 seconds, before suddenly tapering. Looking a little proud of herself, she stood back up, taking a satisfying breath. This smugness turned into a little bit of gap-moe embarrassment as she saw the two girls’ reaction. Gigi was politely wafting the air with her sleeves over her wrist, blushing and looking sideways so as not to maintain eye contact. Rotten was a little less subtle, coughing lightly into her arm while her pupils lit up in admiration.

“O-oh my gosh >u<... it smells like,,, ccough,, SO gross…!!!,,, Teach, how do your get your farts so beefy and sweaty,,, <3<3<3?”

A little vein appearing on Mrs. Mephitia’s forehead as she clicked her teeth.

“H-hey!!! 💢 this isn’t a demonstration about making farts smell worse… that’s in a few weeks >_<... Now please… try and ignore your… impulses… and do your best to replicate! Gigi, you may go first.”

The nerd gracefully cracked her knuckles, before arching her back and letting rip.

BFPPFHBFFRPRRWWWWNNFFPFRHBRFHBRBPPLRFRPRRTTTTT~!!!!

A near-flawless replication. As her toxic, spoiled-milk gutfunk spluttered out of her cute butt, she triumphantly breathed out of her nose, before straightening herself and turning expectantly to the teacher.

“You already know what I'm going to say, Gigi… that kind of control of timbre would get you full marks in an exam... Very well done!”

Gigi, being the praisewhore she is, let out a snotty little giggle. “Ehehehehe.. thaaaaanks miss~ :3”

“Hhmpf… like it’s difficult…” Rotten mumbled under her breath, a little annoyed from her own lack of attention. This frustration was compounded with the fact that she was currently breathing in her teacher’s sloppy, shitty burgerfarts and her bestie’s wet rotten cheese skunkfumes… She was totes gonna go to the bathroom and jerk off after this class >_<...

“Alright now, rotten, you give it a try! I’m sure we’ll actually get a chance to be constructive with your attempt~” Miss Mephitia said backhandedly.

“Pffft. Ezpz~” she smugly celebrated, before pulling up her loose thigh-highs, bending over the teacher’s desk, sticking her cute wobbly butt into the air, showing off her stained, tattered panties (which totally violated school code).

“Hhmpf~!!”

SQLLCPBHhbfrbhf…. PPFRWWWfrfnrtt… BBLRRRRRFRTTT!!!

Each relieving of her nightmarish bubbleguts sounded like it added a new stain to her panties. A nauseating, eggy miasma flooded the airspace as her butt fired off, clearly influenced by that sandwich she had in the hallway. With each fart, she moaned in a way-too-lewd way for the setting, letting her tongue hang (as if a fartaddict like her could control it… hmpf!).

Gigi watched on, cutely giggling as her friend completely failed the task in the most adorable way possible, taking little sniffs of her putrid sulphur bombs. She could tell that those eggs were sitting in the fridge a little too long >w<...

Mrs. Mephitia, however, was a little less impressed. “Hmmmpf… well your attitude might be there, young lady… but your form is completely off!” She reprimanded, leaning down. “Rather than clench your cheeks together to create a fricative sound, your back posture leaves yourself spread, resulting in a less desired tone.” She guided Rotten’s form with her hands, straightening her back out, gently. “See, no wonder your pressure control was non-existant…” She squat down, before squishing the girl’s pudgy buttcheeks together. “With that form, it makes total sense that you could hardly hold in your f-”

BFPPFRHBRHBFRAAAAPPFRTRWWNNFFPFRHBRFPRRLLLFRTCHTTTTT~!!!!

A greasy, yucky, eggy fartnuke splattered her tongue, as the thinly stretched panties-fabric offered no shelter from Rotten’s projectile swampy buttsweat. Catching her mid-word, her lungs were point-blank flooded with eyewatering brat-exhaust, leaving the teacher dizzy and out of breath.

“W-wow!” Gigi suddenly remarked, pushing her spectacles up her face. “You’re the s-second student in this class I’ve heard p-perfect that kind of tone :3c I’m sooo proud of u, rotten~!... Wasn't that amazing, Teach? She nailed it :3… m-maybe even better than me!“

Gigi always got such a nerdboner for technically proficient displays of farting… so finally seeing it from someone who wasn't herself sent her mind into a giggly fit of arousal… She kinda really wanted to huff her friend’s phat wobbly NEET fartbutt now…

Mrs. Mephitia stood up, still gagging a little from the unexpected throat-coating, and conceded. “Y-yes.. It was very impressive… just, um,, r-remember those pointers I gave you >_<... and for all the rest of you, try to correct yourselves... based on these, erm, examples, okay?”

BBBRRRRRRINGGGGGGGGGGG

The bell rang, signalling the start of lunch. The sound of many chairs scraping against wooden floors echoed as the students stood up to leave.

“Homework is 5 mp3 files, uploaded to the student portal! Try your best to replicate the farts I’ve emailed to each of you. Also, start thinking about group project partners, that’s coming up in 2 weeks! Gigi and Rotten, stay back, please~!” the teacher flusteredly shouted over the stampede of sweaty girls. As the procession left the room, many girls let out their held-in farts, adding to the rumble of footsteps. Eventually, the room cleared, and the three girls were left in the empty classroom.

Panting softly, each of them was drastically aroused for a different reason.

Mrs. Mephitia was still reeling from getting her face blasted by probably the grossest butt in her class, tasting the aptly rotten farts on her breath still. The feeling of her soft, plump butt and her adorable smug lil mannerisms didn’t help either…

Gigi was already turned on from her teacher’s praise,, but now she was totally nerding out over her bestie’s fart,,, replaying the sound in her head constantly,, calculating Rotten’s disgusting brapmaxxing diet,, She was practically already planning a sleepover with her bestie :3..

Rotten was just kind of always at a baseline horny level of “could fuck anything”, but getting the okay to let out her toxic shitfumes in class was a pretty huge bonus. The satisfying feeling of making her cheeks flap from wet farts in front of all those cute girls was a little too much for her to handle…

The classroom door thudded shut behind the last student, leaving only the low hum of the fluorescent lights and the tangy, fetid haze lingering in the air. The three of them stood frozen for a second, breathing it in, cheeks flushed.

Mrs. Mephitia was the first to speak. She pressed her thighs together under the desk, tail swaying, and let out a shaky little laugh that came out way too breathy.

“…wwwwell, you two definitely aided the girls in their, um, education today. I-I supposed I wanted to,, uhm, just. t-thank you.” She bullshitted, her voice wobbling.

Rotten, still with her hoodie riding up, wiggled her hips and grinned like she’d won the lottery. “Hehe~ I mean i like, totes told ya my butt’s talented, Teach.” She looked over her shoulder, pigtails bobbing. “You okaaaay, huuuh? You’re all blushy :3~ I gotcha good, riiiight~?

Mrs. Mephitia opened her mouth to scold her with something about decorum and respect and warning your teacher before blasting her in the face with your noxious swampy farts, but all that came out was a tiny, mortified squeak. She could still taste it. God, she could still taste it.

Gigi adjusted her glasses with a trembling finger, eyes wide and shining behind the lenses. “Rotten, that was, like, one of the wettest, most noxious blasts I-I’ve ever witnessed in a classroom setting,,, The s-sound was,, perfect >_<.... I’m, like, actually kind of jealous...” Her skunktail was fluffed to twice its size, betraying exactly how turned on she was. “I’m,, glad we could,, yknow… do that… s-so that we could… get better… results in the,, um,,,... exam :3”

Rotten’s grin turned bratty. She straightened up, turned around, and leaned back against the desk, sitting her wide butt down with juuuust enough oomph that the damp seat of her panties made an audible squelch against the polished woodgrain.

“Eheheheh~ Gigiiiiiiiiii, babyyyyy >u<,” she purred, “you’re, like, literally shaking. And teach is totes pretending like she’s not two seconds from huffing my ass like a bong.” She reached back, hooking her thumbs under the waistband of her panties, pulling them out and letting them go. The fabric snapped against her meaty hips. “So liiiiiiike… when r we gonna stop pretending we’re not all about to be super gay in here? :3”

Mrs. Mephitia made a strangled noise. “E-excuse me!!! I-I am your teacher-”

“Yeah, and you just motorboated my fart with your whole entire face,” Rotten teased, voice syrupy. “Pretty sure that’s in the employee handbook under ‘point of no return.’”

Gigi took some nervous steps forward, until she was close enough to smell the fresh layer of Rotten’s ass-sweat. Her voice came out tiny and trembling with excitement.

“I… I think we should probably lock the door,” she whispered.

Mrs. Mephitia’s hand was already on the lock before Gigi finished the sentence.

Click.

The second the sound echoed, the dam broke.

Rotten launched herself at Gigi first, grabbing her bestie by the hoodie strings and yanking her into a passionate kiss that made their braces clack. Gigi squeaked, then melted, hands immediately sliding down to grab two big handfuls of Rotten’s doughy, shiny butt. She squeezed hard and was rewarded with a wet, sloppy fart that smelled like a clogged toilet at a breakfast diner~

BBPGPGGHBBHHBFBHRHBRHBRHBRHBRHBRHRPPPPPPPPBBPPLLFRRRRRTCCHH~!!!!

The vibration alone made Gigi moan into Rotten’s mouth like she’d just been edged for an hour. Then, the raw, unfiltered stench hit and her eyes rolled back in ecstasy behind her dorky frames. Rotten was sooooooooooo proud of herself, and murmured into their sloppy makeout~

“Awwwww~ what’s wrooooong Gigi~? >w<... cant handle what you asked for~? :3c ufufufu~”

Mrs. Mephitia watched them for all of three seconds before her professional facade shattered completely. She stumbled forward, dropping to her knees behind Rotten, moseying her student’s panties halfway down her fat butt. Taking a little time to admire how her cute buttcrack looked peeking out over the top, she promptly buried her face between those greasy, stained cheeks.. Without warning, her tongue dragged up the crack in one long, desperate stripe, gathering the sour, eggy film of residual fartgrease like it was her last meal on earth.

“F-fuck,” she whimpered against Rotten’s hole, voice muffled and trembling. “Ccute,, disgusting little,, mmph,,, perfect.. brat~”

“Awwww,,, what, teach~? :3” Rotten giggled, breaking her kiss with a lesbian-panic delirious Gigi to deride her teacher. “Back for round two~? Not even cuuurious about frenching Gigi’s shithole before you get to mine,,,? ehehehe :3~ cant blame you >:3”

All she got in response was an embarrassingly desperate moan, echoing up her butthole. Regaining a little bit of clarity, Gigi spoke up.

“Hmpf… and to think I’m your star student! x3 I wouldn’t’ve guessed it from how you’re clearly showing preference, miss! >u<... e-even though I’ve been following a strict brapmaxxing regimen,, perfecting my diet for extra noxious, noseburning farts…~ it’s a shame you won’t get to taste em cuz ur playing favourites… i was totally holding back in class earlier, yknow…”

“Mhmhmhmhm~! Tooootally~” Ungluing the older woman’s tongue from her swampy buttcheeks, Rotten knelt down, whispering softly into her ears. "B-between you and me,, the other day, she was hanging out in my room, and she ripped a reaaaaally big one… it was like,,~ bpppfrfrpfrprtpttttt~

Rotten blew a raspberry into Mrs. Mephitia’s ear, making her tense up her fists from lust. Gigi gigglesnorted and slyly swayed her hips, drawing both girls' eyes like a pendulum. “She tooootally nearly left the room, yknow :3c… it was like my butt was a fog machine… constantly churning out waves of greasy pizzasmog… but,, …ghh~”

Her tummy grumbled loudly.

THAT,,, is gonna be like,,, ten times worse >:3c,, i don’t think youre gonna wanna miss it~ :3c pleaaaaaaseee miss~!! Make out with your favourite student’s smelly assho-”

Mrs. Mephitia couldn’t stand the teasing any longer. She lurched forwards, grabbing Gigi’s hips with a tight grip, before forcefully pulling her cute butt in close. Gigi let out a perverted moan as she was handled so roughly, sticking out her cute tush, grinding it against her teacher’s desperate tongue.

“Make an airtight seal, miss!!! :3 you’ll never air the room out otherwise~!! >u<” Rotten cheered on, pushing her head in deeper to her friend’s butt :3

Mrs. Mephitia pressed her lips against Gigi’s sweaty skunkbutt, tonguing her unwiped hole while moaning longingly. “Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease~”

“Please what, miss~? :3”

“Pplease fart ddown my throat,,, <3”

“Ehehehe... I guess you’ve earned it~”

FFRRWWWWWWNNNFFRPRFPRFBRFHhbrfhbrfHBFRHBRFHBBBPPPPPPFRRRLLLLLLLTCHBFBHBHFRBHRFHBRHRBFFHRBFBHFRBBLOOFRRTTTT~!!!!

Mrs. Mephitia’s cheeks puffed out from the sudden force of the cute dork girl’s buttblast, sending green eggy skunkhaze leaking out of her nostrils. Her mascara ran down in pretty streaks as her lungs were pumped full of greasy buttfumes. The stench (moreso taste) was like a toilet at a cheesecake factory, with deep, gut-churning sewage notes under the rotten dairy scent.

Gigi’s whole body shook with uncontrollable arousal. Her braces squeaked together from how hard she was grinning, hands on the sides of her burning face while her fluffy tail stood up. “E-eheheee~!!! >w< I-I’m gonna die from happiness,,,,, this is totes the best day of my entire life,,, :3c”

Tasting the combo of Gigi and Rotten’s farts mix in her own windpipe, Mrs. Mephitia took a sharp breath, gasping for air after pulling away from the huge, greasy butt in front of her~ Some loose fart-grease dripped down her chin, and her lipstick was totally smeared. Looking at both of the girls with heart-eyes, she moaned. “I-i,, I need you both so fucking badly,,, ghh… god i love farts so much >w<... this is reminding me why i chose to teach this subject in the first place~”

“Pffft.. Yeah, I think I can tell you like farts, miss :3c” Rotten smugly declared, before gently poking at the leaky, thick imprint in her pencil skirt, which twitched in response. “Your body is kind of giving that away~ >:3c”

“H-hey!!!! L-like you’re any better~!! I don’t know HOW you get away with wearing just panties to school but it’s always so obvious whenever you’re hard during class, yknow... >_<...”

“I get away with it because, for some reason, teachers like you never stop me, even though my phat stinky butt is just out on display~ :3c Wonder why that is~”

“...Gigi, can you just fart down her throat already so she shuts up… >_< i’m not trained to handle these questions…”

Gigi’s ears perked straight up at the suggestion, her tail giving one excited little wag that wafted the air around it with leftover stink. She clapped her hands excitedly with a giddy, flustered grin. She would do anything for her teacher’s praise, after all~ :3

“E-ehehe!! O-okay miss!!! Watch this~ >:3”

Rotten’s smug expression faltered instantly. She took one tiny, instinctive step back, pigtails fluffing like a startled cat, as her pupils narrowed into dots.

“W-wait wait wait,,, d-down my throat? Like, actually down my,, G-Gigi!!! >u<... N-no fair,,, you know your pizza toots are like,, chemical warfare,,,”

It was too late. Gigi was already spinning her bestie around with surprising strength for such a nerd, hands firm on Rotten’s soft shoulders. Already kneeling, Rotten was face-to-face with her bestie’s stinky butt :3

Raising her tail, Gigi’s skirt flipped up, revealing her cute striped panties, which she proceeded to shimmy down her thighs. Mrs. Mephitia giggled, before pushing Rotten firmly in, pressing Gigi’s butthole right up against her trembling lips.

“Open wiiiide, bestie~ ♡” Gigi chirped, voice saccharine and utterly merciless. “You said you could handle anything I dish out, remember?”

A muffled, panicky whine escaped Rotten, somewhere between terror and excitement, just before Gigi relaxed her stance and emptied her guts .

Pffffwwwwwwfffffrtt…

The blast was silent at first, a thick, humid SBD that seeped into her nose, flooding her throat with hot, greasy cheesewind. Rotten’s whole body tensed up, and her eyes watered just from the pure concentrated garbage-stench… Then, her hands flew to Gigi’s thighs, fingers digging in and pulling the two closer together.

sssssssffffffppppfhhhfffrrssssssssssSQQQLLCHBFRHBFRHBRFHRBFHRBRRPPPPPPPFPRRRRAAAAAPPPFRBHbhfrbhfrhbfhBRFHbhrfbhRFBHhbrfhbrfhbrfHfrFRRFRPpppffrrrttttt…~!!!

As the fart evolved into her trademark swampy bubbleblast, Rotten’s eyes rolled up in a fartgasm-induced ahegao, adorably taking overzealous gulps of her bestie’s raw brapmaxxer skunksmog. There was that familiar pizza-shart flavour that clung to every surface in the classroom, and now, to Rotten's tongue.

Watching this adorably obscene display, Mrs. Mephitia couldn’t control herself anymore. She rolled down her sleek tights and started to sloppily handfuck her greasy fartboner, watching intently as Rotten eagerly swallowed fart after fart~ Rotten’s throat worked visibly, gulping down wave after wave of Gigi’s fermented gutfunk. A low, wet gurgle echoed in her belly, and Gigi finally stepped back, bestowing Rotten with a dainty little headpat.

“All done~♡” Gigi sang, adjusting her glasses proudly. “Did I do good, miss? huuuuh~?” she asked, before looking down and blushing suddenly at the sight of her teacher’s oversized girlcock. “O-oh,, umm,, wwwow,, >u< <3”

“Yyou, did ,, ffucking, perfect~” Mrs. Mephitia managed to moan through desperate breaths, leaking a slimy, yellowed glob of precum from her quivering cockmeat.

“Ehehehe,,, thaaaaaaaanks, miss >u< mwah~” she replied sweetly, blowing a cute kiss in her general direction. “How about you, Rotten~? >:3c,,, you holding up after that one, hmmm~? >w<”

Rotten stayed kneeling for a second, lips glossy with swampass, looking dishevelled. When she looked up, however, she revealed her eyes were softened into a state of pure ecstatic love~

“C-c'mere already >w<... ur so not getting away from this after you just did that~!!! >:3c”

She stood up and lunged forward, grabbing Gigi tightly and pulling her into a sloppy, desperate kiss.

BWWUUUuuuuuuuUUURRRRRRPPPGHGHHH~!!!

The burp that rolled out of Rotten’s mouth and straight into Gigi’s was wet, throaty, warm, and tasted exactly like Gigi’s own nauseating farts. Gigi squeaked in delight, kissing back just as hungrily, hands groping her bestie’s pudgy tummy like she was trying to push out even more gas~

“Ehehehe,,, g-grossssss~!!! Whose butt did you eat… jeeez~ >w>” Gigi giggled into Rotten’s lips, wafting the air dramatically to tease her friend. Rotten's only response was to wrap her tongue around Gigi's. Their hearts truly beat as one, as their hands desperately grabbed at each other’s sweat-shiny, pudgy bodies.

They were so preoccupied with their own little friends-to-lovers plotline that they hardly even noticed the thick, fluffy, fartsoaked skunktail wrapping around the both of them :3c… They both broke the kiss,, but didn't pull back far, realising too late that they were bound, with their teacher’s wide, smelly butt pressed right up next to them!!

“Yknow, I really think they ought to let us use you students as fartcushions sometimes~ >:3,,, the teacher purred in a sultry voice, her tummy groaning ominously. “I mean, holding everything in just for class demonstrations is sooooo annoying… and sometimes you’re just too ffucking cute <3<3~ I can’t help my urges~,, hmpf~!!

SSSPPPLLLLFFRFRTTTTCCHHHBFHBFRHBRHBFBHFrhbrhbrfhbrfhbfrhbfrhrfRFFRRLRPPRTTTTT~!!!

If her fart during class was restrained and considered, this was about as far from that as possible. Unleashing the full force of her guts, she hotboxed the two girls in a nauseating, meaty skunkbutt dutch oven, splattering her accrued buttsweat onto their cute faces. The stench was unreasonably potent, a profound rot which insidiously clung to each molecule inside their sensitive noses. Where just about anybody else on earth would succumb, the two girls couldn’t help but relock lips, unabashedly grinding their bulges into each other as their teacher relieved her toxic skunkguts~

“Ghhh,, teach,, I love the way,, you push,, thick beefy buttwind ,,, out between ur... heavy slabs of sweaty pornmeat~!!! :3” Rotten taunted, immediately being punished for this frankly insane thing to say by the tail tightening up again, forcing the girls back into a kiss~

“Mmmhf,, mhff!!” Rotten mumbled into the kiss, tapping her teacher's thigh desperately.

“Oh~? :3c what’s the matter, dear?” the larger of the two skunkgirls giggled, unwrapping them from their fartfilled skunktail prison. “Couldn’t handle my farts? :3c… from my,, ahem,, “slabs of sweaty pornmeat?””

After some more thigh-taps, she let her tailhold loosen just a little bit. She knew her farts were pretty deadly in such a small airspace~

“N-nuh uh,, y-your farts are,, rlly cute >u< It's just that,, i just got an idea!!! Like,, a reallyreally good idea!!! >u<... ,, trust me~!!! Miss,, you should totes sit bck down on that chair :3c” she gestured to the teacher’s chair, with its sweaty butt imprint.

Mrs. Mephitia thought for a second, but ultimately wanted to see where this was going. She sank into her creaky office chair, the warm imprint of her own ass welcoming her back like an old friend. Her thick girlcock jutted up between her thighs, twitching and drooling a steady strand of smelly precum onto the floor.

Rotten whispered something to Gigi, whose eyes lit up, and she nodded quickly in agreement :3

“Saaaaaaay, miss~” Rotten warmly smiled, in the most threatening way possible~ “I’ve tooootes climbed the ranks today when it comes to your most favouritest student, riiight?... I mean, I might even be challenging Gigi for the top spot now :3c”

Gigi continued in her snotty affect. “So we figured… since you’re suuuuuch a good teacher who loves us soooo much,,, we should give you a little reward~ :3c A super special one, juust for you~! :3. But you gotta stay still, okay?”

Mrs. Mephitia swallowed hard, nodding before she could even think.

Gigi flapped her hands cutely in nervous delight. “Perfect~:3c ccmon,, lets do it~ :3”

The two girls walked either side of the teacher, swaying their butts juuuust enough to give her a view of their pretty, sweaty buttholes. Gigi’s was pale and triangle shaped, lending to her perfect control~ Rotten’s was fatter and puffier, glistening with unwashed assgrease. They shuffled backward until their butts were inches away from Mrs. Mephitia’s lap, then looked at each other with matching bratty grins.

“Ready, bestie?” Gigi chirped.

Ready~ >:3” Rotten answered, snickering with glee.

As if they’d rehearsed it a hundred times in their perverted minds, they pressed their butts together, cheek to cheek, entrapping their teacher’s aching, leaking cock. The soft, slippery fat squished, imprisoning the throbbing shaft in a warm, greasy valley of girl-butt. Mrs. Mephitia’s breath hitched; the heat alone nearly made her pop.

“O-oh god,,,”

“Shhh” Rotten cooed, wiggling side-to-side so her slimy cheeks dragged up and down that slick shaft in a lazy, teasing stroke. “No talking, Miss. Just feel~”

Gigi reached back, spreading Rotten’s cheek a little wider so their holes lined up perfectly, then nodded in affirmation.

“3,,, 2,,, 1~ >:3c”

The girls gave a combined cute little huff of effort, before unleashing a combo attack~

SQQQPPFRHBHBRBhbffhrbfrhbfrhbrfhbfhbrhbfrbhrhbfblblflfRLFRRTTTCCCHHHBFRHBFBHRFBHFRhbfhbfBHFRHRBFFRHBFHBFRHBFRBHRFHBFRBBLBLOOOOFRFRHBRHBTBHRTHBCHBCHBFHRBFRHRFRPFRTTTT~!!!

Gigi’s half came out first, a thick, greasy bubble-blast, splattering the tall shaft with specks of swampbutt. Her unbearable sewerstench was cultivated with weeks of pizza and zero wiping, and it was being blasted out of her guts with the force of a hurricane. Rotten’s kicked in half a second later, a lower, sloppier, bassier fart, combining week-old boiled eggs and baked-bean sludge, rumbling her teacher’s cock like a hitachi wand. Their dual sweaty butts clapped and wobbled around her cock, the sensation milking her shaft like a pump.

Mrs. Mephitia lasted about four seconds.

Her eyes rolled white, mascara streaking further, and her hips jerked upward reflexively. A thick, wet gurgle rose from the base of her cock, and then:

GLRRRRCH—SPLRRRT—SPLUUUURRRRT—SPLRRCH—SPLRT—SPLRT—SPLRTTTCHHH~!!!

Rope after rope of pent-up cum erupted between the girls’ pressed-together asses, so hot it steamed in the stinking air. The first blast shot high enough to splat across both their lower backs and drip down in sticky yellow-white strands. The next painted the inside of their butt-valley, oozing out in slow globs that clung to their holes like frosting, rendering their remaining farts gooey and bubbling. By the fifth or sixth pulse the poor woman was just whimpering and twitching, her balls emptying everything they’d saved up for weeks.

Gigi and Rotten stayed perfectly still until the very last spurt dribbled out, letting the cum pool and trickle. Then, in perfect unison, they looked over their shoulders, cheeks smushed together, matching smug little grins on their flushed, braces-flashing faces.

“Ehehehe♡” Gigi chirped, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose with a cum-smeared finger. “Looks like someone gave us an A+ in practical application, huh bestie?”

Rotten wiggled her hips, making the cum squelch lewdly between their butts. “Mmmhmm~ Toldja my butt was talented, miss~ >:3c Guess your big sweaty girlcock couldn’t handle our butts combined, huuuuh~? ufufufu~”

Mrs. Mephitia could only slump back in her chair, chest heaving, cock still twitching and drooling the last few drops into the puddle forming on the seat. She managed a weak, blissed-out smile, voice hoarse.

“After,, being so helpful in class, today,,,,,I’m,, willing to look past,,, your tardiness this morning,, >_<...”

Notes:

let me know what u think!!!!! pleaseplease i would earnestly adore to hear thoughts, feedback, analysis, whatever!!! also if u have any good ideas for stories lmk too :3 Or just write them yourself. that works as well . we need more people making cute porn