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JONNY D’VILLE: Back to Latium. A rural star system, enough out of the way that nobody cared for it, claiming descendancy from The City. Hilarious.
We’d been hoping for a story from that place for a long time, but nothing ever took. Still, we kept coming back, on Brian’s insistence. Said there was something special about that backwater galaxy. I wasn’t convinced, but it was… a way to keep ourselves entertained, if nothing else.
Brian just wandered for centuries, but the rest of us had great fun. I was a king for two hundred years, until some of the Romans caught on about the immortality.
ASHES O’REILLY: Took them a while.
JONNY D’VILLE: It did, didn't it? Marius actually ran an army against some bastard calling himself Sulla, and the Toy Soldier followed along. Ivy was having a grand time, at least, until that library burned, what was it? Doesn’t matter.
I don’t know where Tim went, and Raphaella could have been anywhere by the time I got back from my exile. Ashes… well, what can I say? Always a bit of a crime lord,only makes sense that someone eventually thought to pour gold down their throat.
ASHES O’REILLY: It wasn’t as effective as they thought it would be.
JONNY D’VILLE: Obviously not. Would have been better if you could die. Anyway, back to Latium…
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