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Ow
"Where...where am I" oh yeah people wanting me dead, being thrown into a mountain, waking up in a bed of flowers, so just basically your average Tuesday. Well take that people I ain't dead and plan on staying that way!
Well I geuss now that im here I might as well take a look around. The only way to go is around that corner and based on my luck it will probably lead to so sorta axe/chainsaw serial kill-
Oh. My. God.
"Howdy im flowey. Flowey the flow- "holy shit what the fuck your a flower!?!? And your talking!?!?? IS THIS HELL HAS MY TIME COME?!?!?
"Calm down you dumb ass" the talking...flower said? "If you would have let me explain this is the land of monsters and down here..
I T S. K I L L O R B E K I L L E D"
Wait... what was this flower thing wanting to be killed cause im no expert but I feel like I would win against some plant that can talk. "Look um you seem like a nice plant thing so I'll make this as quick as possible and.." I started but was so rudely cut of by petals over there "what are you talking about idiot I mean im gonna kill you now D I E"