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The Night the Angry Birds Went to John Cena's Show and Saw the Muppets

Summary:

It's been a long time since the Angry Bird™ Pigs saw John Cena, I think it's safe to say they had a celebration after his big game- let's just say Oscar brought the oil and Wally brought his game face... 👀 They're ready to get this show on the road (if you catch my drift), so come with me as I tell you the story of The Night the Angry Birds Went to John Cena's Show and Saw the Muppets. Let's begin.

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It was the hour before the big match would start- his knees weak and arms were heavy, and for some reason he was craving his mother's spaghetti. He felt sick to his stomach with anticipation. He could almost vomit. John's opponent, Wally the Green Monster (you see where I'm going with this, aren't you? 😉), texted him right before the match and said, and I quote:

"I've been training for this my whole life, and no, I'm not talking about the wrestling match- I mean the chance to be near you, to go against you, to look you in the eyes. I hope that you give it your all out there because I know I will. You've been a big inspiration in my life John, and I owe it all to you. My love, my heart, the reason I wake up in the morning. If you win tonight I'll give you the biggest celebration of your entire life. This means a lot to me and I hope you feel the same way as I do. Farewell, John, until we meet on the mat."

John opened his phone to this message and was shocked, almost impressed by how deeply Wally cared about him. He never expected this affection from Wally considering his rough and tumble exterior, but it turns out he had a heart of gold. John urgently replied as the clock to the mat ticked closer and closer to the match timing, the time that it times to take the match until then. tick. Anyways, he sent out his response to this heartfelt message. It read:

"My dear Wally,
It finds me with great pleasure to read this message, it means a lot to me that you would send this via text message and not in person. Im excited for this match tonight too and hope that I'll make you proud. You mean a lot to me as well, and I'm happy to be your opponent. Forever I will love you as I always did, just like when we were merely childhood friends. I'll see you on the other side my boiii- where the dank memes will lead us to victory.
PS. keep the costume on pls!"