Chapter Text
A girl stands in the door of her home looking ominous with a box in hand and a bag of chocolate in the other.
“To miss Anzu hoshino” the girl reads her Demeanor turning into a cheerful one right after.
“Hooray! It’s finally here!” The girl now known as Anzu started adoring the package kissing and holding it close (😐 I don’t like the words chosen from me on this scene)
‘My entire purpose in life is right here in my hands’ Anzu thinks as she continues showing the package more affection than she probably ever will show to anyone.
”look at this” a little girl says as she looks at a magazine full of pop idols as another girl looks at it with her.
Talk about pop idols with girls Play video games with boys <
Scene change!
‘Ever since elementary school I spent my time playing games with the boys’ Anzu continues to herself as little her wins another game against the boys in a sand box; congratulating herself on the victory.
’in junior high-‘ “hey! karaoke tonight?” Junior high Anzu gets asked by another girl her age
Karaoke with classmates hurry home <
Anzu declines the classmate politely as the scene turns to her in her room in front of a screen; a controller in her hand as she keeps trying to beat the game.
‘Beating the final boss was more important than hanging out with boys’
Scene change!
Older Anzu chuckle’s triumphantly at a bag full of sweets. A.K.A. Chocolate.
“Wow. Are you really eating all that?” A classmate of Anzu’s who is on one side of her, comments.
”Won’t you gain weight?” Another classmate on the other side of her, comments. “And you’ll break out!” The classmate comments again.
nope, Don’t eat them Don’t worry about it, gobble it down <
Anzu only laughs nervously at the comments, with half of them already gone. ‘I don’t care what anyone says. Chocolate is my life!’
Scene change!
“I love you!” Anzu shouts from her room.
cuddle momohiki Kiss momohiki <
‘But the love of my life is…..momohiki~!’ Anzu shouts inside her head as she furiously kisses and gives affection to momohiki, her cat. (You thought-)
‘romance was nonexistent in my life until….’
Scene cha…nge?
A beautiful girl opens her eyes seeing the person who is on top of her. The one and only….Anzu? The woman looks just as stunned as her and the rest of us watching/reading.
’Why?…why am I?…’ she gulps nervously as Anzu keeps staring at her nervously. Until the scene switches to the position the girl and her are in. A uncomfortable position with both of them looking confused and just…more confused.
‘Yuka-don-ing this hottie!?’
A yellow ball of something dressed in a purple wizard outfit with stars on it, appears cackling evilly with a evil glint in it’s eyes.
✨opening✨
Anzu is in her room in what she would call heaven. She has her chocolate, momohiki in her lap, and the new game she ordered.
“I get to play my video game all weekend long! Yeah! All nighter, let’s do this~!” Anzu exclaims excitedly. The opening starts playing a pink sparkling atmosphere for it with boys lined up of all kinds.
Anzu not noticing looks up at the tv “huh? Did they change the opening a bit?” Anzu sees the game start button and presses ok on her controller.
“Ah, whatever! Start button.” She says excitedly looking forward to the game she thinks she’s going to play. Emphasis on ‘think’.
A girl with pink hair is running around a corner bread in her mouth as she is hurrying to her destination when BAM. She runs into something. Well more like someone~. The girl looks up as a man with black hair and a nice face asks “are you okay? Did you get hurt?” He says smiling so dazzlingly she practically falls in love as he gives her his hand to help her up.
The girl and him start laughing together going over a rainbow with other men in the background. The opening cuts to the girl picking up her book she dropped until someone else’s hand grabs hers. It’s him! She doesn’t even get to pick up her books as they look into each others eyes and get entranced. They start dancing together laughing as the same time with the same men surrounding them. From before……(author: What the fuck just happen to me???)
Anzu looks at the screen in front of her unimpressed and confused as the opening keeps laying.
“What the heck is up with this terrible game? Oh come on, Eli’s has to be the wrong game!” She says as she picks up the game case the graphics and characters looking almost the exact opposite of what’s playing on the screen.
”hm?” Anzu looks back up at the screen as something starts to emerge the thing looking like it’s struggling a little but it comes out eventually.
”A fanfare please!” It exclaims in a high pitched cheery voice. “You’ve been selected today as subject one. So congratulations!” The thing continues as Anzu becomes confused/terrified from the thing that just came out of her tv.
”Hello! I am Riri the wizard, who grants all of your dreams!”
”What? a wizard?”
“It’s complicated to explain…so for the time being, please, just read this carefully.” The thing that now has the name Riri says as it points to the screen with its…wand? Sentence after sentence starts appearing.
”What’s with all the legalese in a magic-themed game!? And it goes on forever! Anzu says as Riri starts sounding panicked. “Can you just explain it in a few sentences?”
”you mean like this?” Riri says as the screen changes with all the sentences changing into a smaller font.
”No! Just give me a brief summary!” Anzu exclaims getting frustrated.
”well, to put it simply, we came all the way from the magic world to support those with no experience with romantic. Like you!” Riri says as they do dramatic poses and ending with pointing their star shaped wand at Anzu.
”ugh. Count me out.”
”So~ when did your heart last throb for a guy?” Riri says ignoring what Anzu said before.
”oh….like with lord Mathew and the swordsman Masashimaru?” Anzu says in realization.
”those are game characters, right?” Anzu looks unimpressed at Riri as they start spinning in circles and continues speaking making Anzu more irritated. “You’re in highshool, it’s time to quit dreaming and face reality.”
“Aren’t you the wizard who’s supposed to grant my dreams?” Anzu blurts out mad.
”But~, I’m here now, there’s no need to worry. I’m here to grant girls like you, who rejects all opportunities of romance, a chance to experience love through this dating game!” Riri says happily repeating the last part as an echo while Anzu looks exasperated at them.
”ugh…sorry I’m not understanding a word you’re that you’re saying!” Anzu groans.
”It seems to me you have no problem with those dating games as long as they’re for women! Isn’t that right huh?” Riri says matter a factly as Anzu look defeated agreeing.
”hmm, sure.”
”Well then, as the selected test subject, you’ll get to enjoy living your life!” Riri states as the game Anzu thought she bought floats and the front cover falling off to show the game that looks more like the one on the screen.
”Just like the heroine of the game I programmed. Romantic thriller!” Riri says sounding proud of themselves for it as they make a heart with their hands.
“Did you watch the lovely opening sequence? And for you, Anzu, your romance experience scores are at zero so it may have been too intense.” Riri says laughing at the end while pushing the game case into Anzu’s face.
”no I just knew I was playing a terrible game with total amateur writing and production value!”
”ah~, so you’re partcular about the virtual world despite having no romantic experience in reality~”
”of course!” Anzu and Riri start talking over each other at the end as they fight, forcing the case of the game to push against the other as they make their points in the argument.
”do you have any idea how many dating games I’ve finished?!”
”but imagine, if you could experience life surrounded by hot guys for real just like in the dating game! Even your heart would flutter with excitement, don’t you think?”
”I-In real life?”
”that’s right!” Riri turns toward Anzu now with a different tone voice. “In real life” (I waited to write that part and I loved it)
”a super normie life! Filled with agu-koi” Riri says as they start making kissy noises while Anzu is blushing at the thought with hot men in her life doing the things they did in the games to her….in real life.
Riri continues “lot’s of kissing and Kabe-don awaits you!” They say shaking with excitement while hugging themselves.
”re-really?”
”yes, really! All kinds of serious hotties agree to start appearing around you.” Riri squeals before continuing. “And you’re going to be oh so busy!”
”that many guys?”
”You see Anzu? Aren’t you beginning to see me as an angel?-“
”but no I already have the love of my life , momohiki! Wait where is he? Momomhiki!-“
”Ahem. To keep you focused on your romantic relationships, your favorite video games, chocolate, your cat, your three greatest desires have all been confiscated by yours truly!”
“confiscated?” Anzu says wearily. “Are you kidding? Come on! There’s no way.” Riri starts to cackle menacingly as they get bigger. Anzu finally realizing their telling the truth scrambles for her cabinets of games.
”No!” Anzu screams panic filling her being as she checks each and every case of her games kabayaki-Chan Goro snacks the only thing coming out of them.
”All…all of my games… have turned into Kabayaki-Chan Goro snacks!’” Anzu’s voice raising in fear.
”And look , it’s the “soft” kind too~” Riri says smugly.
”Not funny at all!what about my chocolate!” Anzu says panicking more as she throws out all the chocolate from her bag that she bought. She gasps.
”what!? Oh no! There’s no chocolate on anything! The delicious parts are all totally gone!” Anzu says, close to crying at this point.
“Hehehhe confiscated. Eating to much chocolate is bad for your skin and it’s a lot of fat~” Riri says smugly while licking the leftover chocolate off their lips as Anzu speaks.
”don’t say that while covered in chocolate!” Anzu yells.
“So now do you understand what it means to eliminate your three greatest desires?”
“MONSTER!” Anzu yells
“if you want to gain something you have to pay the price. Did you think you’ll get a paradise of hotties for free? Don’t be ridiculous! Come on!”
”you devil!”
“Hey please watch your mouth. To be honest with you, I’m just your everyday gentle-hearted wizard” Riri say while poking their wand into Anzu’s cheek. “I’m just saying this with your best interest at heart.-
“What is this! Brainwashing!? Some sketchy cult!?” Anzu retaliates back yelling at Riri as they stop poking her cheek. (Girl stay away from those I learned from kallmekris she know what she doin)
”this is the only way that’ll get you to prioritize cuties over your cat” “ugh” “you most likely turn to chocolates instead of a boyfriend” Riri says as a flashback plays with Anzu throwing her phone behind her on her bed and eats chocolates letting out a relieved sound at the taste.
“Instead of setting aside time for dates, you spend all your time playing games!” Riri continues as another flashback plays with her ignoring texts as she plays a game trying to win.
”so now do you get it? How toxic your three greatest desires are for romantic relationships? They will be confiscated indefinitely until you achieve…a lovely romantic thriller-level relationship!” Riri says cheerfully in front of a fearful and confusion striken Anzu
“Impossible! Riri! I can’t even handle a day without them! I could live ithouguys, okay!? But my three greatest desires are a total necessity for me-“ Anzu was suddenly cut off with being hit by Riri’s wand.
“That’s exactly hey you were chosen. Like I said we are here to so,ve Japan’s extremely serious low birth rate problem.”
”Low birth rate? That’s what this is all about!?” Anzu says angrily still holding the cheek that was hit by Riri.
”look at that, you didn’t read the explanation in the beginning carefully!” Anzu pretty much dies on the spot with all the information being shoved at her. “Either way, I’ll be assisting you with your romantic relationships as best as I can. For love, for the future of Japan, and most importantly, for my salary!” (Me too Riri)
”keep that lat’s part to yourself all right!?”
”oh my goodness! I forgot that I left the stove on earlier! We’ll time to go back to the magic world!” Riri said as Anzu grabs them violently.
“I am not getting involved with this!”
”actually, remember hitting your start button before? Too late! There’s no turning back even if it feels like sailing a boat made of mud!” Riri states as they get out of Anzu’s grasp “No way! A mud boat!?” “Come on it was only a little joke! In reality an exciting titanic level romance awaits you!” Anzu groans.
”Either way the boat is sinking! Like without my three greatest desires is gonna be miserabl! Give me back my reason to live!”
”Until next time! Bon voyage!” Riri says puffing and disappearing leaving Anzu to grovel with the information she was just given.
”wait a sec! Hey! Wait!” Anzu suddenly stops and starts running downstairs to the living room where her mother is peacefully eating and watching the news “Mom where’s momohiki!?”
”hm? He’s over there.” Anzu’s mom states matter a factly as she points to a place. Anzu immediately looks where her mom pointed. On top of the air conditioner. “Why the heck is he up there!? Momohiki please, please, please, show me your cute face” Anzu yells as she jumps and tries to reach him desperately and trying to get his attention.
”I’m home” some one says. “Huh? Oh your home early.” Anzu’s mom says to Anzu’s dad. “Yeah. I know this is sudden but it was decided that I’ll be transferred to the US.” Anzu stops begging momohiki to calm down by clapping her hands hearing this information “what!?”. “Wow” Anzu’s mom says unfortunately unfazed hearing this as well as the next part.
”and I want you to come with me” her father says. “It’s always been a dream of mine to live overseas!” Her mother says gleefully.
Anzu comes up to the two asking the question, anyone would ask. “What about me!?”
“Anzu honey you have school!” “It will only be two or three years” “wha-“ “you should be able to hold down the fort yourself by now.” “Mhm” “we’ll take momohiki with us too”
‘wait things are happening to fast! And dad aren’t you a post office employee? Why are we relocation, seriously?’ “We should get started packing right away!” “And we should all celebrate tonight!”
the next day(?)
“all right then we’re off!” “Make sure you eat everyday! And keep all the doors locked”
“take care~” both Anzu’s parents leave taking momhiki and all their belongings leaving their morning disheveled daughter alone in the house and by herself. Anzu fell to her knees once the door was closed.
”it took them no time to pack and they’re moving overseas. Mom and dad we’re too casual about this. And the whole high schooler living alone thing is way too forced!” Anzu says to herself frustrated.
Riri appears in a poof “well, I had to establish the playing field early on.” Riri says chuckling until Anzu loses it and grabs Riri throwing them down the hall with them bumping off walls while Riri screams the whole time.
”That’s right. I’ve got extra energy because I’m mad and you better watch out!” Anzu yells while cracking her hands.
”I expect nothing less, you’re the anti-heroine type I recognized* Riri says groaning in pain from being thrown.
The title falls on Anzu, but she goes buff and breaks it soon grabbing Riri.
“I don’t care what you call me! Just turn me back to normal now! Give me back momohiki!!” Anzu yells shaking Rir violently.
”impossible!!” Riri tries shouting while being shaken at the same time. Anzu opens the door to her home and starts running in her crocs as fast as she could breathing loudly until-
”DAMN IT!” The shout echoes in her neighborhood.
”are you kidding me!?” Anzu yells as she starts going to all the places where she buys her chocolate
“Chocolate?” “Ah sorry”
“chocolate” “we’re closed today”
“where’s the chocolate!?” “We’re having a sugar free snack fair”
The last place her final hope the store….they were all sold out.
”for real? They’re all sold out? Is that a thing!?” Anzu starts to weep her bed head being pulled into a pony tail awhile she still wears her pj’s and glasses.
”Am I cursed to never eat chocolate ever again in my whole life? ever? The chocolate. The cacao. I’m getting withdrawals” Anzu says as she looks at her hand her sight becoming wavy and blurry.
”why is this happening? Are you kidding me!?” Anzu yells in the store people immediately looking at her worried or weirded out.
‘Am I really gonna let that thing who created that awful romantic thriller game tell me what to do?’
Anzu is now in front of Riri who cackles evilly in a battle field as glass shards are thrown at her but she has a shield blocking them from getting to her.
‘no way! Not a chance! Even if a hot guy does show up I won’t fall in love right? I’m sorry but there’s no way someone exists in real life who could surpass the high standards I’ve set up after my experiences with 2D guys’ As long as no romantic relationships develops, then that thing will have no choice…but to give up and leave me alone!’ Anzu thinks, her devilish smile turning into laughter as lightning goes off around her.
Her thoughts continue. ‘Sneaky devil who stole my three greatest desires!” Anzu continues her rant as she becomes more malicious. ‘Yes “romantic thriller” you say? I will destroy it all! And I will become the romantic killer!’ Her inner fight with Riri and her plan ending as she starts walking out the door.
’that being said bring it on you so-called cuties!’ She opens the door to the store, planning on walking out easy Peasy, until the door hits something knocking it out of the persons hand and falling to the ground. It was a phone. And the crack being very evident when it hit the ground.
”ahh! I am so sorry!” Anzu says with panic entering her demeanor.
“That’s a pretty good crack” the stranger says. Anzu now being ab to get a good look at the stranger now realizes they weren’t wrong about the hotties.
“Wow a hot guy actually showed up’
“I’m really sorry! I’ll pay to fix it!” Anzu says going back to the freaked out Anzu.
”you don’t have to pay for the repairs.” “What!?”
”I wasn’t paying attention either” the stranger says seeming to glow after apologizing leaving Anzu awe strucked.
‘He’s nothing compared to Matthew and Musashimaru!’ Anzu tried to reassure her self.
“Well, then uh thanks! Thanks a lot! I’m sorry I bumped into you. Goodbye!” Anzu says getting farther and farther away from him after a every sentence said, leaving the stranger by himself, confused.
Little did either know there was a floating creature in the sky watching the encounter.
Riri looks down at the scene fuming a little until they get an idea a smirk crawling on their face.
“hehehe. Let’s try doing some experiments dear Anzu”
The next day
“I’m off to school” Anzu says closing and locking the door behind her. “Not like there’s anyone home to hear me” she says to herself still getting used to being by herself in her home. She sighs as she starts walking to the train station for school. Now in her uniform and having contacts in instead of glasses and her usual a ponytail she looks recognizable.
‘I can’t believe I ran into that adorable guy yesterday…but as long as I avoid getting involved it’s all good right? Ha just wait and see devil’ Anzu says triumphantly
“Good morning to you!”
‘They’re back’ she says agitatedly.
”all right! Time to march on into school!” Riri says excitedly. Anzu on the other hand starts running trying to get away from Riri her back pack being held by them. Soon she gets away and laughs triumphantly.
“wait what?”
At the train station
Anzu is walking down the stairs going to the train while talking to Riri as they float down with her.
”why are you following me, huh?”
“not to worry! No one but you can see me”
”exactly that’s what I’m worried about. I’ll look crazy if people think that I’m talking to myself.”
”don’t worry about that, either” Riri uses their magic showing how their encounters will look like.
”whenever you’re talking to me everyone else is seeing an illusion” Their magic shows a bubble where her and Riri are talking and the other showing Anzu not talking to Riri.
“So they won’t notice”
“you’re so annoying I’ll probably just ignore you.”
“However young lady” Riri suddenly says while hitting the inside of Anzu’s knee with their wand, practically giving Anzu a K.O. As she falls to the ground from the steps.
”you must not underestimate my magic”
“but come on! That wasn’t really magic at all!”
”I’m off before you take revenge~” Riri poofs and disappears leaving Anzu to get up by herself. But then she hears some one. Sho looks up and it’s him again.
’it’s that hottie from yesterday?’ The two sit in silence as they look at each other making the atmosphere more awkward by the minute each sweating nervously. ‘That uniform….no way!….. we go to the same school?? Oh that little devil’ Anzu says her voice getting lower and more menacing. A sene plays where the pink haired girl is being held by the shoulders by a man.
“Are you okay dear” he says the girl replying “I’m sorry. I’m such a total klutz” the girl says her giggles turning into Riri’s dark chuckling.
‘Riri set me up for that meeting’
A woman comes up from behind Tsukasa on her phone a man not to long after.
”huh? You okay? What happened?” The man asks. “Jeez Tsukasa I would’ve thought your sister had taught you a little better in manners”
‘Huh? Who’s voice is…’ Anzu looks up to see a beautiful woman with (l/h) (c/h) hair, (e/c) eyes, and (c/s) skin, crouching in front of her and offering her hand as she smiles softly at Anzu, some worry in her eyes.
“You okay dear? Do you need a hand?” Anzu was awe struck as the girl practically glowed.
”oh, that’s okay! I’m totally fine!” Anzu says getting up herself with the girl standing along with her.
“Are you sure?”
”yes! Very sure!” ‘I’m not going to let that thing have their way.’
“Uh” Tsukasa says as he starts walking ahead the man following suit
“S-see ya” the man says going with Tsukasa. The woman on the other hand.
“Before I go I’m (your/name) (last/name), an upper class man. I hope we meet again dear” The woman says smiling at Anzu and leaving her eyes and head to follows her and Tsukasa’s body. Once they were not there Anzu starts to go into panic mode.
‘What the hell was that!? Get it together Anzu I can’t let them have their way!!’ Anzu calms down and starts walking towards the scanners scanning her card that was on her phone looking tired from the events from before. As the group from before walks down the stairs minding their own business until 2 people speak.
”oh hey hear they come. Look!”
“Excuse me” The group stop as they hear two people stop them the first one that went had brown hair and a clip on the right side of her head.
“You’ve been on my mind…here you go” the girl nervously shuffled looking at the other girl who went next.
”you are really pretty and kind……here” The next girl who talks has blond hair put into a pony tail behind her.
“Will you please read my letter” the girls say in unison bowing, each of the people having different reactions.
‘Wow those girls are confessing her love to them. Typical life of hot people’ Anzu says as she passes the scene.
”that’s really sweet doll, but I’m not interested in dating sorry.” (Your/name) says patting the blondes’s head who was already embarrassed became more flustered as (Your/name) smiles down at her, her hand still on her head.
Tsukasa on the other hand “I don’t want it” He says and walks away as the brown haired girl whines from embarrassment.
“What? Uh, uh.” The man (who we still bon’t know) turns to the girls and apologizes for Tsukasa. “I’m sorry about him” he then walks off to catch up with Tsukasa as (Your/name) does the same. “He just isn’t looking into dating is all dear.” She says while turning to the brown haired girl and ruffling her hair a bit. “Sorry again about him”. (Your/name) Starts to head off as the brown haired girl goes through the ritual that all girls do when encountering (Your/name). Question their sexuali-
“Ouch”
“That poor girl”
‘Hey what was that? He’s cute, but his personality not so much. And (Your/na-….’ Anzu suddenly stops as her face starts to break out into a blush. ’we don’t talk about her…’
”hey Tsukasa. Good morning.” A brown haired girl says as she gets off a bench near by the train as they wait for it to come. “I saw that. But I do get it. A letter is just a little bit extra these days, don’t you think so?
”really? I’d be flattered if I got a letter. I mean you should’ve at least accepted it from her.” (Your/name) who looked annoyed was about to say something as well when Tsukasa gave her a look and shuts her mouth reluctantly.
“I don’t want her to get the wrong idea from me.” “I understand. She’s not your type, right?” The blonde immediately replies.
‘Ugh! He’s so full of himself just because he’s a little popular. There’s no way I’d date a guy like him!’ Anzu thought as she gritted her teeth while hearing the conversatio, not knowing that someone else was also fuming. Just a little more….intense.
”but anyway, I sent you a message yesterday and you didn’t even read it”
“my phone broke” the blonde says nonchalantly making Anzu freeze as she remembers bumping his phone from Tsukasa’s hand yesterday.
”that blows!” “Do you have insurance?” “It was cheap, I didn’t get it” Anzu get’s an arrow punched into her head at that.
”was that because you only had to pay for half of it? Remember we split on that because you wanted one so badly.” (Your/name) Says nonchalantly causing another arrow to go through Anzu.
“Seriously? That sucks! I’d die without my phone!” Anzu starts to melt at that.
Gasp ”are you going to buy a new one?” “Not for a while, I can’t afford it” “really?” at that Anzu get’s K.O.ed. With 2 more arrows hitting her making her feel even more guilty.
At school
It’s lunch time now and Anzu and a friend of hers are talking while they get Anzu’s lunch in the cafeteria.
”whoa your dad was transferred to the US out of nowhere?”
”yeah, that’s the reason why I didn’t have any time to make my lunch today. Sorry to drag you here with me, Saki.” Anzu says apologetically to her friend.
”no worries. It’s my first time here. I’m excited.” “Right? Now let’s see what should I eat?” Anzu says looking at the choices in the cafeteria
”I’ll order for both of us”
“all right the decision is made…” “Uh, I’ll get….”
“Lunch set A!” the two say in unison as they then look at each other awkwardly while Anzu turns away nervously.
Back to the table where Anzu sits, she is starts to talk with Saki.
”I think he’s the hot guy that everyone’s been talking about. Kazuki from class 7.”
”Kazuki? I see” Anzu says annoyed while looking back to Saki.
”yeah. And he’s really popular with all the girls~.heh, You probably didn’t notice because you’re usually playing your video games during lunch.” Anzu stiffens at that, laughing nervously at it, remembering her usual hobby she did until it was taken away- I mean confiscated.
Saki continues “I heard he moved here with that upper class man (Your/name) from another prefecture. Apparently, the girls like them because their complete opposites.” Anzu just kept on getting annoyed from hearing about him as she remembers how he turned down the girl from before.
“I see”
”I don’t want it” “I don’t want her to get the wrong idea from me” ‘he’s reserved huh? I say he’s got some personality issues. Wait-‘ Anzu stops, remembering what Saki said. “wait what do you mean ‘complete opposite’?”
“Hm? Oh well (Your/name) acts more of a gentleman than any boy does here. She picks up things for girls, helps them with homework and gets stuff for them if they ask. Tsukasa is liked cause he’s reserved and never smiles much. Turning down girls confessions almost immediately after they’re done talking.” Saki explains. “Oh speaking of there’s (Your/name) now” ‘what?’
Anzu turns around to look out the window to see her passing by sweating and in a tank top and some shorts.
”looks like she just came from P.E. Geeze she looks worn out.” Soon Anzu hears some fangirling as the girls and even some boys starts waving to (Your/name) as she smiles and waves back.
‘Anyway-‘ “slowly falling in love after a terrible first impression is a classic scenario as well as finding out more about yourself from a gentlewoman~” Riri says as they float around Anzu and annoying her.
”shut up!” Anzu says blushing a little while attacking Riri with her chopsticks and going back to eating aggressively. “Time to eat!” (Not-) “Tsukasa I’m going to sit next to you~” Anzu chokes at hearing that. Not to mention hearing it form right behind her.
”oh! So hey! I heard you live all by yourself! That’s nuts, I wanna come and hang out. Where do you live! Tell me do you have a house-“
‘ugh! I’m not listening! Not listening! No! I gotta shut out all the information I don’t want to know!” Anzu says while starting to eat faster forcing herself to swallow while choking at the same time on her food ‘I gotta avoid going to the cafeteria as much as possible’ Anzu notes to herself.
At Anzu’s house
“there’s nothing to do here!!” Anzu yells as she is home alone laying on the couch the tv on. “I’m bored…ahh! How do people live without gaming! Momohiki is gone and there’s no chocolate.” Anzu says disappointedly and collapsing fully on the couch until her stomach rumbles and she turns the tv off.
“time to make dinner” Anzu says while getting up and clutching her stomach. She walks into the kitchen only to see her worst nightmare as she freezes in place.
“Ahhhh” Anzu screams in agony at seeing the roach.
roaches are unseemly. So instead cake! Your welcome.
The cake heads right for Anzu scaring her and making her yell again. “Mommy!” Anzu yells as she runs out of the kitchen and hitting all the walls in the hallway as the realization hits her.
”that’s right! I lost my extermination expert! She would get rid of them for me” Anzu says her voice wavy with fear and sadness as she flops down on her side on to the floor.
Suddenly Anzu straitens out and stands now looking buff in a military outfit and a bottle of bug spray as she hypes herself up “it’s time to awaken the soldier within me!” She says and pointing the bottle at the cake. “Go!” she pulls the trigger to the bottle and….only a puff comes out. She throws it to the ground. “Damn, it’s empty!” The can scares the cake and it starts flying towards Anzu, scaring her and making her run out the door with mismatched shoes, full speed to wherever there isn’t a roach/cake. During all of this she keeps screaming and wailing.
At the playground
Anzu sits on top of a elephant play thing her legs up to her chest as she sits there miserably.
”I rushed out so I didn’t bring anything with me. And I’m wearing two different shoes. I don’t want to go home but I’m seriously starving. Mommmyyyyy.” Anzu whines as she pouts. And who would’ve guessed it started raining. Anzu now drenched whines more “ugh! This is the worst! I need to take cover somewhere!” She looks around and decides to go under the elephant plaything….and getting out immediately as it did nothing to keep her even a little bit drier.
Looking around now everything is soaked in water as it keeps pouring non stop. Going back to Anzu who found a dry place to be under is crouching and looking at the sky. “Man it’s pouring” Anzu comments now looking at the ground hoping it’ll calm down soon or even stop.
Two people are walking by, groceries in their hands and an umbrella in the other. They spot something under a plaything in the playground and go over to it. (Your/name) is Crouching to see it and Tsukasa stays standing. As they see who it is Anzu looks up and sees the two.
“uh…”
To be continued
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(A/n: yeah I’m not writing Riri’s ending thing but I hope you enjoyed. I did and I’m very impressed with myself for doing this)
(a/n I was trying to figure out what i should do for (your/name) and I just searched up anime character types and- I kid you not this is what it said for Genki girl(?)
“ What's more charming than a girl who will beat you up and insult you because she likes you? “
I’m DYING.